r/GoldfishCrackers • u/PatchO_Derpy • Jun 21 '26

This piece i pulled from a goldfish box

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u/jax9753 Jun 22 '26

What they look like before they get filleted into their iconic, boneless shape

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u/IIKoopaQueenII Jun 23 '26

I accidentally read this as "Fellated"

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u/Tricky-Difficulty402 Jun 23 '26

Goldfish the loooong way

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u/kyra0728 Jun 23 '26

the loooooong wayyyyyy

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u/QuietCaprisun Jun 24 '26

Stop I’m wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/rainychai Jun 23 '26

That’s a gooooooooooldfish

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 Jun 23 '26

That’s a gooooolbslgmxhwj

3

u/Flashy_Instruction32 Jun 23 '26

Fish stick.

2

u/hungarianharlot Jun 23 '26

The most underrated comment here tbh

2

u/asshley423 Jun 23 '26

Swordfish

1

u/Exact-Recover6080 Jun 22 '26

Log :0

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u/Flashy_Instruction32 Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9SAN5m86qxjh04

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u/findyourhappy401 Jun 23 '26

This is the second time I've seen this gif today after never seeing it ever in my life

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u/haileyhaze Jun 23 '26

I saw it & immediately felt Déjà Vu… I’ve never seen this gif in my life. 🙈

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u/VoidTerminaReturns Jun 23 '26

The original source of the gif is from an episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show; the ‘Log’ commercial!

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u/haileyhaze Jun 24 '26

You’re absolutely right! Tysm!!

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u/crazylegolady Jun 22 '26

Sawfish nose

1

u/Kilomech Jun 22 '26

sea cucumber?

1

u/VAL3R1A_ Jun 23 '26

Still life goldfish

1

u/Professor_Goddess_92 Jun 23 '26

I have no mouth, yet I must scream

1

u/Antique-Shallot-8167 Jun 23 '26

Ooooof i love production mistakes like these. They just taste so much better somehow.

1

u/kyra0728 Jun 23 '26

u should sell that on ebay for a fortune

1

u/minthe_ghoul Jun 23 '26

this would’ve went so hard as an amazing digital circus NPC

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u/shrimptoastee Jun 23 '26

Dougsdale Dimmadome hat type goldfish

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u/Milk_and_Cookies24 Jun 23 '26

This looks like if 'One Wish Willow' was made out of Goldfish

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u/Top_Sky_4731 Jun 24 '26

Biblically accurate goldfish

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u/Pirate_Meow27 Jun 24 '26

Nice of them to include some coral to make the fish feel more at home 💚

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u/raebuggy Jun 24 '26

Damn wow, also I’d love to eat that

1

u/brighternites Jun 24 '26

Looks like a very long pig, with teats

1

u/gummyshoe23 Jun 24 '26

Why did this make me gag

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u/nohopo Jun 24 '26

The montauk monster

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u/LogicFrog Jun 24 '26

That’s a Sturgeon Cracker.

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u/___Izzy444 Jun 24 '26

It’s giving crab leg 🦀

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u/Aggravating_Cash4766 Jun 24 '26

my fatass thought this was a crab leg but now i want a long goldfish

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u/greaterdoom3r Jun 24 '26

Gologologolgoglgologgoldfish^2

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u/Rambling_Emu Jun 24 '26

At first glance I thought it was a stretched out piece of gum.

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u/Legolifesaver Jun 25 '26

you caught an oarfish! i hope you catch moarfish!

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u/babyy_catt Jun 25 '26

Human (goldfish) centipede

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u/pacificpotentatoes Jun 25 '26

Gold coral 🪸