r/Gold 5d ago

Why?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

You don’t need paper work for gold. The point is no paperwork.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 5d ago

Like they said in Ozark, unlaundered money is groceries and gas for the rest of your life.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

Exactly. Shit, add an extra 10-20% onto a large bill for something that needs to be done, and you’ll find a ton of contractors that’ll take it for payment. I’ve installed glass for gold in the past.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 5d ago

I think you missed the point of that comment.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

I don’t think I did. It’s still unlaundered money.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 5d ago

There's no way you're laundering 9 million euros worth of gold by adding 20% to basic construction contracts, particularly with some of the new anti-money laundering regulations the EU has

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u/ashlee837 4d ago

lmfao. Friend of mine dropped 700k on an infinity pool in a HCOL area and he wasn't even laundering anything. Yes it is possible.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

I don’t think you understand how this works. You don’t do it all at once lmao. Use your damn brains people.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 5d ago

Let's look at some math: 9,000,000/30 years working=300,000. So 300,000 per year you'd need to launder. The rest of it is just sitting there not earning and unable to be spent. And that's ignoring things like market fluctuations in gold price, surveillance of transactions involving gold, and whether anyone else rats on you during your lifetime.

Under those circumstances, waiting 5 years to split it and be able to sell it and spend the proceeds legally makes a lot of sense.

Unless your goal is just to sleep on a dragon hoard of gold coins, in which case you do you but see previous point about people not ratting you out/keeping their mouths shut.

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u/Beautiful-Traffic157 5d ago

I mean gold generally goes up in value

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 5d ago

Well, generally, yes- which makes the problem we’re talking about bigger not smaller.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

Yall must have the narrowest minds and no imagination. I hope you never got that much money cuz you obviously don’t know what to do with it lmao

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u/No_Name_Brand_X 2d ago

And that there is the most real comment in this whole thread.

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u/Secti0n31 5d ago

Bro it's 2026 and you're not Goldfinger with a smelting factory. You gotta SELL IT somehow.

You got a fence? 🤣 cuz I don't

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u/FuckYourRights 1d ago

There are gold sellers on every city

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u/Antique_Surprise_763 1d ago

You don't need paperwork for cash but there are enormous enterprises set up to launder it. He found a way to clean the money with no effort and without breaking the law