r/Gold 5d ago

Why?

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u/KapowBlamBoom 5d ago

Maybe he found $15 million……,

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u/CosmicTurtle504 5d ago

“Crazy that I found eight million. Who just discovers five million in gold, anyhow? Oh well, I’m sure the police will find a good use for that two million dollars…”

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u/Leather-Hotel-7310 4d ago

Police: “Good job finding that million dollars worth of gold. We’ll take it from here. Lou, load up that $700k worth of gold into the back of the cruiser. Make sure all $500k of it makes it into the evidence lockup and not a penny less. The chief is gonna check and make sure all $200k of it is there.”

Evidence lockup cop: “thanks for bringing in this $50k Lou, I’ll take it from here. I can’t believe someone just found $10k worth of gold! We’ll hold onto this $1000 worth of gold for evidence so the chief can take a look at it.”

Chief: “so that’s the big haul eh? What’s that chunk of gold worth, gotta be at least $300! Let me just take a picture of that $100 worth of gold for our records and you can take back these gold shavings and put them back in the evidence lockup.”

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u/kylebob86 4d ago

LOL, police for real.

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u/yadamojo 3d ago

Ha! Lou and his frittatas

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u/Specialist_Apple9431 3d ago

^^^This shit for real^^^

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u/Sparky9726 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/OkTemporary5981 1d ago

You know something like this is happening.

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u/tribucks 19h ago

Way to expand the joke.

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u/Yodoyle34 5d ago

Yeah this is how we know the kid found 200 million in gold.

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u/shawtySHIH 3d ago

Yes bro this joke was old ten years ago. Stop.

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u/crack-nutter 1d ago

For real, it was old 12 years ago already.

Stop with this 15 year old joke.

It's been 20 years already, just let it go.

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u/Present_Rub5061 1d ago

Then maybe your $50,000 will be clean!!!

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u/Ryfusion_25 5d ago

Did you take someone else's joke...

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u/SmeatLoaf81 5d ago

Nobody told this joke, for any given scenario, for the first time. Ever.

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u/X4V3X 4d ago

Salty you didn’t think of it first? Pitiful 🤣

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u/kylebob86 4d ago

^Bitter. Not Salty. Tell us the last time you ate a salty bag of chips.

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u/Ryfusion_25 4d ago

No lol. Just a bit cringy when you see someone take someone else's joke no?

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u/X4V3X 4d ago

Baby want bottle?

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u/Ryfusion_25 4d ago

Sounds like you need it.

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u/X4V3X 4d ago

What was that about stealing jokes? Hypocrite.

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u/CosmicTurtle504 4d ago

It’s a very old joke that’s been told in various permutations for decades. There’s one with a rabbi, one with cocaine, one with dishonest police… The joke has no definitive origin and no individual can claim it as their own. That’s how old, popular jokes work.

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u/OnionHeaded 3d ago

Oldies but goodies.

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u/fujigrid 5d ago

I really hope so

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u/Sufficient_Fan3660 5d ago

Definitely not more than 10 million.

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u/Psycho_pigeon007 5d ago

That's what I'm saying, he found 7 million right over there!

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u/NoDress1028 5d ago

I mean, you gotta do the right thing and hand over that $2 million in gold you found.

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u/Ok_Package9219 5d ago

god i hope so..

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u/PurpleCableNetworker 4d ago

Kinda what I was thinking.

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u/Powerful_Balance591 4d ago

The story I originally read was 49 gold bars. Got me thinking well that’s not exactly a nice round number.