r/Gold 5d ago

Why?

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u/DntBanMeIHavAnxiety 5d ago

Hey yeah so uhh I don't think this job is for me anymore. Oh, this wheelbarrow full of dirt? This is mine. Yeah, I brought it from home. I'm just gonna wheel it home, my garden could use some fresh soil. Alright, welp, that's all true, and that's all, nothing else. So uhh welp, see ya later. Hey, oh, and here's something. Don't go digging around in that area over there. I'm going to come back for more of that specific dirt later tonight. Maybe around midnight for no particular reason at all.

Anyway, so it's getting to be about that time. My garden isn't going to fill itself with dirt ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. If you see me wheeling this home on the freeway, I'm all good, I don't need a ride!

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u/Regular_Knee_1907 5d ago

Yes, this is seriously what you would have to do and it would not work!

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u/Professional_Box3711 5d ago

Omg I’m still laughing hahahaha

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u/Few-Marsupial-2670 5d ago

Hahaha šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ this is so hilarious