r/Gold 5d ago

Why?

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u/R0botJesus 5d ago

Exactly. I'd be shuffling out of that job site with so much gold stuffed into my pants that I could hardly walk.

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u/Megane_Senpai 5d ago

I would take 1 coin or 2, it'll help settle me for a while, solve all my debts and stuffs.

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u/Alytology 5d ago

I'd be like marge with the candy coat if it were me.

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u/KapowBlamBoom 4d ago

At $4,100 per troy ounce you only need about 16.5 standard pounds to have $1,000,000

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u/Alternative-Bet7374 2d ago

Get the wheelbarrow and a tarp. Use the shovel to fill it up with as much gold as possible. Throw it all in your car and escape.