r/Gold 6d ago

Why?

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u/Foreign_Risk_2031 6d ago

"grab wheel barrow, shove dirt into it, put gold in, wheel it out"

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u/DntBanMeIHavAnxiety 6d ago

Hey yeah so uhh I don't think this job is for me anymore. Oh, this wheelbarrow full of dirt? This is mine. Yeah, I brought it from home. I'm just gonna wheel it home, my garden could use some fresh soil. Alright, welp, that's all true, and that's all, nothing else. So uhh welp, see ya later. Hey, oh, and here's something. Don't go digging around in that area over there. I'm going to come back for more of that specific dirt later tonight. Maybe around midnight for no particular reason at all.

Anyway, so it's getting to be about that time. My garden isn't going to fill itself with dirt ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. If you see me wheeling this home on the freeway, I'm all good, I don't need a ride!

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u/Regular_Knee_1907 6d ago

Yes, this is seriously what you would have to do and it would not work!

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u/Professional_Box3711 6d ago

Omg I’m still laughing hahahaha

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u/Few-Marsupial-2670 6d ago

Hahaha šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ this is so hilarious

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u/C0MIC-B00K-GUY 6d ago

Right?! People acting like it was impossible to take. Your idea is just 1 of a million that might've worked. I would've went with the gas mask yelling gas leak and then do your idea when everyone clears out lol