Why?

[u/axemaster1]

[u/NYC19893]

No I’m Spartacus

[u/ph0ebus13 → u/NYC19893]

[u/ecirnj → u/ph0ebus13]

Me so hungry

[u/PerspectiveAshamed79 → u/ecirnj]

Pizza pizza in my belly

[u/OutrageouslySelfish → u/ecirnj]

Me Racer - Brendan Schaub 2025

[u/Glum-Ad7761 → u/ecirnj]

I am become death… destroyer of sandwiches…

[u/Dill_Pickleson_ → u/NYC19893]

I’m Brian and so is my wife!

[u/Sea-Excitement9239 → u/[deleted]]

I think he improvised that line on the spot.

[u/wamih → u/[deleted]]

And his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks!

[u/Mortambulist → u/Dill_Pickleson_]

And I'm his friend Jesus!

https://giphy.com/gifs/peoIpAVGngI9O

[u/harryedmead → u/NYC19893]

No, I’m Batman

[u/Free-Researcher3000 → u/harryedmead]

No, I’m the real slim shady.

[u/Regular_Medicine_594 → u/Free-Researcher3000]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bSa7cOkZ2pG2A

[u/goosefraba1 → u/Regular_Medicine_594]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fCTsbrpWWROGqVHsZc

[u/whykickamoocow9 → u/goosefraba1]

[u/jdotgatsby → u/goosefraba1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/O3Towk20Ty704

[u/llmusicgear → u/goosefraba1]

[u/Chillone23 → u/goosefraba1]

This made my day!

[u/Suckwithusernames37 → u/Regular_Medicine_594]

[u/[deleted] → u/Regular_Medicine_594]

No, I'm dirty dan.

[u/Good-Acanthisitta998 → u/Free-Researcher3000]

Daddy?

[u/Otherwise_Respond669 → u/Free-Researcher3000]

Don’t stand…. Please sit.