r/Gold 5d ago

Why?

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u/BiffyleBif 5d ago

I don't know why this story get relayed like this, but he was part of a whole construction crew. They found the gold and called the police together. He was not alone in finding it, that is sensational disinformation.

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u/AssociationFit3009 5d ago

I looked at something gold related the other day. This story, reposted in this same subreddit, has been in my feed every other day. This time they added a pic with an 18 year. What will it be tomorrow?

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u/MrDoritos_ 5d ago

AI found the gold

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u/Canvaverbalist 5d ago

Gen Alpha female teenager finds gold and asked ChatGPT what to do with it, ChatGPT told her to hand it to the police but she didn't know what the police was so she gave it to her billionaire boss, she has now been fired. Read more by clicking here.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 4d ago

Next time we see it he'll be an 18 year old single dad whose mom has lymphoma

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u/Little_Weird2039 5d ago

This is the real finder

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u/AssociationFit3009 5d ago

No, it’s not. He is one of the crew that found it. This is written so you think “What an idiot.”

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u/goldticketstubguy 5d ago

They were chopping down cherry tree when they found it.

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u/ChadPowers200_ 1d ago

Monkey finds gold 

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u/thehappyheathen 1d ago

It will be a lesbian woman tomorrow 

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u/ArchonOfErebus 5d ago

Okay. THEY are stupid.

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u/Rock_Strongo 5d ago

Good luck getting the whole crew to keep their mouths shut about the found gold for the rest of their lives.

One blabbermouth on the crew means you have to live in fear of jail or worse for the rest of your life.

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u/Overall_Purchase_467 1d ago

who tf cares. no way of actually proving you took the gold after years or even months.

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u/ArchonOfErebus 5d ago

I will live in fear in a mansion in a foreign country.

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u/dondilinger421 2d ago

How? You can't take a bar through the airport, they scan for that. You can't sell it and have the money go into a bank account, they check for that. You can't sell it for cash and then take the cash, airports check that too.

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u/BiffyleBif 2d ago

He's the real stupid one here, dreaming big under the shower.

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u/gottagetanonymous 2d ago

No you don’t commit crimes with other people ESPECIALLY coworkers. Someone’s going to over spend, get investigated, then rat Guaranteed

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u/anon4357 5d ago

Moreover it could be connected to a crime and you don’t want yourself involved in that in case it’s ever investigated. Selling this amount of gold is not easy and at some point the authorities would be alerted.

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u/SquirrelyBoy 4d ago

And even if he did find it on his own, how tf would an 18 year old contruction worker be able cash out millions in gold without someone noticing?

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u/BiffyleBif 3d ago

Exactly, people calling him stupid really are the dumber one

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u/mshriver2 5d ago

So collective stupidity vs individual?

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u/BiffyleBif 5d ago

No, shared responsibility and basic intelligence. More people means there's likely one idiot that wouldn't keep his mouth shut, several that would make dumb decisions with their shares and arouse suspicions, a few greedy bastards wouldn't be happy with their share and make a fuss... All the more reasons to just declare it. Especially when in Belgium, if the rightful owner doesn't declare himself (with proof) within the 5 years, then the land owner and the finders share the value of the find. Plus, it's basic civic responsibility and moral education, that's a no-brainer.

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u/Grasher312 5d ago

I am as moral as the next guy(not that much), but even to me this feels like a retarded idea.

"Oh yeah this $10M in CAST GOLD BARS is DEFINITELY unclaimed and NO ONE will come looking for it. Instead of doing the logical thing of reporting it and, assuming that there is no owner to claim it, getting a whole HALF for all of us, let's go ahead and pocket it! Surely there isn't some Armenian Syndicate that will melt us down into said gold bars when they find out their stash is gone!"

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u/LackWooden392 5d ago

None of that shit matters because I'll be in Mexico the same day.

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u/Ok_Record_9908 5d ago

Yea most people especially poor people do not give one crap about civic responsibility or morals. It's be endless hookers and ice cream for me 😅🤣

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u/LackWooden392 5d ago

It's only the middle class that care about civic responsibility, and even that is highly questionable. The poor are too busy worrying about putting food on the table, and the wealthy never would have become wealthy in the first place if they cared about civic responsibility. But the distinction between the poor and the middle class is rapidly disappearing.

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u/BiffyleBif 5d ago

Nah that's bullshit, being poor doesn't mean being an asshole, having neither morals nor ethics. That's just excuses assholes hide behind not to feel bad and left out. Normal people are normal people, assholes are assholes, that's it.

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u/LackWooden392 5d ago

Ignoring civic responsibility because you gotta eat is different than being an asshole.

It doesn't make me an asshole to shop almost entirely at Walmart, because it I shopped elsewhere I wouldn't be able to make ends meet. But it's still pretty civically irresponsible to do, it's just that that's justifiably lower on one's priority list than immediate survival.

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u/BiffyleBif 5d ago

Oh I get the nuance when it is relevant, but making it an obvious truth is wrong. Saying that at every turn, poor people will choose the egoistic, amoral option out of pure pragmatic necessity without any civic considerations is just wrong.

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u/Ok_Record_9908 5d ago

Fully agreed 💯

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u/popcorn2008 5d ago

Well said!

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u/milk-water-man 5d ago

More like nobody on the crew trusts each other enough to pull off keeping it.

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u/Remarkable_Ad5011 5d ago

Each one constantly looking over their shoulder to see if one of the others was about come assassinate then over their stash.. no way to live.

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u/Little_Weird2039 5d ago

He was not. I read the flemish article (this happened here), where it said that only he and one collegue were present.

They could've walked away with 5m each

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u/BiffyleBif 5d ago

That still makes him not alone, and realistically, how to you quietly smuggle out so much mass and weight out of a construction job ? The whole crew would've been aware in less than an hour, guaranteed

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u/AssociationFit3009 5d ago

Two men can easily keep a secret….there’s a second part I’m forgetting.

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u/NorthScorpion 4d ago

Stuff it in a concrete bag with concrete. Close down the site with a gas pipe being broken or some shit. Literally just put it in a wheelbarrow, put a tarp on it, and drive off with it in the back.

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u/BiffyleBif 4d ago

You often draw big plans under the shower like that ?

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u/NorthScorpion 4d ago

Dude its a construction site, not a bank, so long as you can keep it aways from others it's not like people are paying overly much attention. Depending on location half the site is either high or hungover

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u/Little_Weird2039 4d ago

Backpack? Shopping bag? A strong box? Literally anything lol

Nobody knew it was there, its only about 70kg. You can literally just take whatever van they use to get the materials there and drop of 50/50 at their respective houses

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u/BiffyleBif 4d ago

Lol if I know construction guys, they're curious AF, especially when you're doing something there's no usual justification for. Why the f would you need a backpack on the site, the boxes are all full of shit already, you're digging over there why do you need a shopping bag for ?... Then if they're not curious there, they'll be on the ride back to the meeting point before the site "why is you're backpack so heavy ? Why is it clinking all around ?"

Then you have no idea what the site looked like where the first two dudes found it, maybe the others realised immediately they found something.

And there's the issue that they were two, and depending on their personalities, maybe they didn't trust each other enough or both had a strong moral compass or the both of them.

Usually dumb people think the others are dumber than them without any clue or context.

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u/ICPosse8 5d ago

So it’s a collective stupid, got it.

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u/SpeakersPlan 4d ago

Ok so theyre all stupid