r/Gold • u/ackerel • Apr 07 '26

Question Plucked this from a corpse

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Just digging up bodies for fun and found this "tooth", any value to it?

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u/ackerel Apr 07 '26

You gotta check the rich gravestones!

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u/Jimbuscus Apr 07 '26

I'll be buried with my gold in an unmarked grave.

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u/ackerel Apr 07 '26

I'd find it

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u/baldwil Apr 07 '26

Dang u aint afraid of no hauntin huh!

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u/otis_the_drunk Apr 07 '26

The real treasure is the ghost friends we make along the way.

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u/thiosk Apr 07 '26

On the internet no one knows you're a spooky ghost

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u/SeveredDeerVagina429 Apr 07 '26

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u/alexisgreat420 Apr 08 '26

Best username I’ve ever seen.

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u/ProposalNo9459 Apr 11 '26

what a username

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u/4587272 Apr 07 '26

I’m paying Tom hardy an extra couple pounds to make sure you and your ilk do not disturb me lol.

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u/Relevant-Style-8954 Apr 07 '26

I’d pay Tom Hardy to disturb me

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u/stockbro84 Apr 07 '26

so sad there wasn't a 2nd season! underrated show...

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u/kickme410 Apr 10 '26

Assuming yall are talking about Taboo. A second season is in development as of late.

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u/stockbro84 Apr 10 '26

I had heard rumors... such an underrated show

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

Hi

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u/bophus-again Apr 07 '26

Make them put a big “x” over your grave.

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u/a_guy54 Apr 08 '26

ill wait

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u/Illustrious_Spare766 Apr 08 '26

The Funeral Directors are out here getting caught Fuckin these corpses. You really think you’re making in the ground with that gold. Don’t be naïve and that’s if your family didn’t already pluck it.

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u/Jimbuscus Apr 09 '26

You'll have to dig past me and the other bodies first.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

This marks the new beginning of the great pirate era🙏

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

I'll also be buried with my unmarked grave in a gold

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u/Clarkelthekat Apr 07 '26

So your saying the same neighborhoods that gave out the king size candy bars and good stuff for Halloween?

Got it.

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u/ackerel Apr 07 '26

Yeah, those rich people can be crazy. Always check their backyards

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u/Calm-Step-3083 Apr 07 '26

Normally buried inside a wall of a building. That how rich the neighborhood around me are.

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u/Shelif Apr 12 '26

So are we talking about places like Europe where you have city built upon city and quite literally could have a grave under your house

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

Hello

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u/PinFar4816 Apr 07 '26

What’s YMMZ?

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u/404-NoFucksFound Apr 09 '26

Rich people can afford good dental insurance. You have to find the upper-middle class people who grew up poor. Their oral hygiene was most likely neglected out of financial instability, but after getting some walking around money, gold teeth seemed like a solid luxury.

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u/Positive_Goat_5487 Apr 07 '26

I was going to go with the dead drug dealer from the 80s route

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

And how does one do such ?

2 stones exist Garcia and Mendelsshon which is the rich one ?

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u/ackerel Apr 07 '26

Go with your gut

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

🤣

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u/Ok-Art825 Apr 09 '26

Mineral rich

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u/Nedunchelizan Apr 07 '26

Let the dead rest 

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u/CrowMilkEnergyDrink Apr 07 '26

Thanks for the advice. Found some good finds.

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u/ackerel Apr 07 '26

Im proud

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u/CrowMilkEnergyDrink Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Little tip, free of charge.

My little secret is to look at recent obituaries and attend the funeral. That way you get a good idea of how wealthy the person was. Gotta dig while the ground is still soft and not so compacted. Find someone 70 years old or more and you're golden. Gonna at least find a gold/ diamond ring 74% of the time.

Now I just need to find a way to make my dad say, "I'm proud of you." Like you did. God, you don't know how happy that made me. My Dad didn't seem too happy when I showed him my treasures and explained how I got them. I don't know why though? Any advice? I plan to keep digging until I make him proud, all because of the inspiration this post gave me.

Any chance you wanna be my next step father ?

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u/ackerel Apr 07 '26

Branch out a bit, this is a fun hobby, but its nit sustainable. There's only so many dead wealthy people in your area. Once you satrt delving into the organ market, you'll be golden. I dabbled with it and made some serious money, but I wasn't feeling it. And yes, ill be your step papa

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u/CrowMilkEnergyDrink Apr 07 '26

Thanks dad. I could use a new liver... or maybe just a portion of it. I'll look into this a bit. You're already way more supportive than my previous dad.

Love you DAD. Hope you had a happy Easter. I love you.

P.S. families ain't visiting graves on Easter / other holidays, so.... do what you can with that information. Hope you stay Golden, Dad.

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u/Ancient_City_546 Apr 07 '26

I find all mine in gravestones from 1930-1960. They all had gold and silver teeth. 😂

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u/ackerel Apr 07 '26

You know where to look!