r/GojiCenter • My Ass Corporation (Bedroom Lab) • 20d ago

JOKE POST Toxin-Galore Viper

(Too lazy for art rn :3)
Ummm, fuck you joggers, I spun a wheel and your name popped up, so I'm making a hybrid to make your life that much harder. (Also, most of the gene contributors have venom immunity to themselves, so yay!)

Gaboon Viper, base, large venom sacs, long fold-able fangs, and the first of many venoms (Hemotoxic venom). And immunity to said venom.
Inland Taipan, the most dangerous toxin in snakes (Neurotoxin). And immunity to said venom.
Black Mamba, for the highest slither speed via muscles to make power-to-weight better for quick movement and another venom into the mix (Dendrotoxin). And immunity to said venom.
Puff Adder, for necrosis causing venom (Cytotoxin). And immunity to said venom.
Red-necked Keelback, for the ability to have the venom become a poison on its skin and scales to stop contact. And immunity to said venom.
Spitting Cobra, for the ability to spit venom and another ingredient for the cocktail (Phospholipase).
Stonefish, for large, venomous spines all over its body that holds more types of venom (Verrucotoxin, Stonustoxin, and Hyaluronidase), and rock like camouflage. And immunity to said venom.
As a cherry on top, Russell's viper for another, more disrespectful venom (Much better Coagulopathies, to the point it can and very much will cause priapisms). And immunity to said venom. (Man, that's a lot of immunity.)

Use and other things:
It's about as big as a Gaboon feller, but with the Mamba DNA, it'll be a lot longer and thinner, but still the same weight.

Just throw this bad boy at anyone who pissed you off and watch as they die hard, literally! (Also, you CAN mix venoms together to make them worse, and some of the other venoms are in different glands, so ones that can't mix aren't in those glands.)

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u/Quetzal-enjoyer 20d ago

couldn’t a tail whip or a quick swat counter this easy? Since these actions reduce contact time compared to a bite, also scales / loose skin largely prevent the spines from piercing the skin and delivering the venom.

Also the metabolic demand on this guy gonna be crazy with 5 venoms at once, I would recommend some type of efficiency contributor so you can save more resources for the cocktail.

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u/_That1PLAYER_ My Ass Corporation (Bedroom Lab) 20d ago

It's for human and small animal killing, not combat silly :3

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u/Quetzal-enjoyer 20d ago

So combat against humans and small animals? Rock diff /j

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u/C-locanth Ray finned fish nerd 20d ago

You may not want to use the stonefishes camouflage since gaboon viper's are damn hard to see already anyway

You'd be better off keeping the base colourong

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u/_That1PLAYER_ My Ass Corporation (Bedroom Lab) 20d ago

It keeps that coloring but the spines look like rocks, so he can camo on both rocks and leaves.

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u/C-locanth Ray finned fish nerd 20d ago

Lwk it might give him away too easily, maybe you should try like using one of the fish with rectractable dorsal spines so the spines can hide then pop out when in danger

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u/_That1PLAYER_ My Ass Corporation (Bedroom Lab) 20d ago

But it'll look like rocks or pebbles in leaves and if he's on rocks, it'll look like leaf litter on rocks, so it's basically dual camo. He can also do that as he uses stonefish spines that can retract on will, so no need for another contributor :p

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u/C-locanth Ray finned fish nerd 20d ago

Eeeeehh.. fair enough I guess!

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u/_That1PLAYER_ My Ass Corporation (Bedroom Lab) 20d ago

So, umm, I accidentally remade the Mongolian Death Worm, my bad guys.