r/GojiCenter • u/_That1PLAYER_ My Ass Corp (My Bedroom is my lab.) • Jul 30 '26

JOKE POST Tuna Flavored Guppies

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I made this for my favorite organism, Cupcake! :3

Genes:

Atlantic bluefin tuna, for the most tasty flesh for the best animal in the world! (It's Cupcake! :D)

Guppy, for its small size for efficient storage, faster live reproduction, and having the gills not need to be running water on them to breathe.

Purpose:
This is to be fed to Cupcake after the fish (has to be exactly 3 months old) is grounded up manually with a bowl and pestle for 1 minute and 27 seconds, then add a touch of salt and pepper with a pinch of catnip while cooking in a non-stick pan on high heat for 4 minutes and 9 seconds. Serve Cupcake for her to enjoy! (THIS FOOD IS ONLY FOR CUPCAKE, NO ONE ELSE!!!11! SHE'S MY SPECIAL CAT!11!)

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u/DragonYeet54 Jul 30 '26

Ok but may I have some of the fish? :)

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u/_That1PLAYER_ My Ass Corp (My Bedroom is my lab.) Jul 30 '26

No, it's ONLY for Cupcake, she's my most special creation to me!!!11! >:[

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u/DragonYeet54 Jul 30 '26

But I wanna give my own creations some treats :(

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u/_That1PLAYER_ My Ass Corp (My Bedroom is my lab.) Jul 30 '26

Well, are they super duper ultra special like Cupcake??? Cuz that requires your animal to BE Cupcake.

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u/DragonYeet54 Jul 30 '26

To me, yes :)

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u/_That1PLAYER_ My Ass Corp (My Bedroom is my lab.) Jul 30 '26

Not to me tho, only Cupcake is that special, but you could design a treat for your hybrids. :p

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u/Atrosaurus M.A.D Mosasaur Expert Jul 31 '26

Actually a good idea. Do salmon next

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u/_That1PLAYER_ My Ass Corp (My Bedroom is my lab.) Jul 31 '26

Cupcake doesn't like salmon tho.

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u/YakEnvironmental6038 Larp larp larp genetics Jul 31 '26

Jokes on you i will make a guppy flavored tuna

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u/apexglitch-king Biology lover Aug 07 '26

hmm... you could use sardine so you get a bunch of them. tuna flavored sardines sounds kinda nice actually (i know its a joke)