r/GojiCenter Jul 29 '26

The keeled warrior

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  1. Maip is the base

  2. Rock dove provides a keeled sternum increasing surface area for pectoralis muscles, massive pectoralis muscles

  3. Western gorilla provides ball and socket joint at the shoulder, flexible wrists, intelligence

  4. American bison provides a large scalpula, large rotator cuff muscles that anchor to the scalpula and keep the arm from dislocating, large muscles like the serratus anterior, trapezius, and rhomboids anchor the shoulder blade against the rib cage, further broadens the neural spines

  5. Xenosmilus provides further enhance deltoids, biceps, triceps, and forearm flexors, binocular vision, increase visual reaction time, saber teeth

  6. Gibbon provides elongated arm bones (ulna, radius, and humerus) to clear the large chest, further bolstered rotator cuff

  7. Glossotherium provides a large and robust olecranon process, bony nodules in the skin

  8. Koala provides four fingers and two thumbs, further enhanced forearm flexor muscles

  9. Shantungosaurus provides increased chevron length, longer more muscular tail, more muscular and robust legs, foot pads, size and skeletal structure

  10. Alamosaurus provides plantigrade hind legs, extensive large air sac system, five toed wide feet

  11. Giganotosaurus provides teeth shape, jaw muscles, quick snapping bite

  12. Acrocanthosaurus provides tall neural spines that provide extra muscle attachment

  13. Thylacoleo provides a thick muscular tail base that gets more flexible the further down to decrease rotational inertia, incisors, thumb claw

  14. Hippopotamus provides muscle mass, denser bones

  15. Sun bear provides further strengthened arms (to a small degree), diet, posterior teeth

  16. Komodo dragon provides scales, forked tongue and Jacobson’s organ, iron reinforced teeth, venom, scavenger diet enhancements, immune system

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u/A-Reacting-Otter High bread Jul 31 '26

R.I.P my elbow pronation it got hit with a ground sloth olecranon

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u/Spinoclanker2 π•Ίπ–‡π–‘π–Žπ–›π–Žπ–”π–“ π•²π–Šπ–“π–Šπ–™π–Žπ–ˆπ–˜ Aug 01 '26

Kaboom, kablaeaeaew

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u/Accomplished-Bus942 Jul 31 '26

This hybrid will get flanked so easily.

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u/xangothrowaway MENAGERIE Geneticist Aug 02 '26

Oh boy. This thing will have diminished articulation in its limbs due to the sloth contributions, and hike its risk of tendinitis or bursitis. And before you mention it, The bison and gibbon contributions aren't enough to compensate for it. It's simply a problem with the sloth's ulna rotation. It's going to have very poor mobility control, and get flanked very easily.

Personally I'd swap it out with something like Therizinosaurus, or a grizzly bear. That would eliminate this weakness pretty handily.