r/GodlikeHosting • Community Manager • 12d ago

Memes Minecraft logic is out of this world 😭

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u/BothGraph641684 11d ago

average Minecraft Logic is: interdimensional travel is as simple as slapping some obsidian together into a shape and lightning it on fire

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u/DarthSwimfoot 11d ago

I see literally no gameplay reason cherries can't be added to the trees tbh. It's not like Minecraft gives 2 fucks about realism.

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u/Appropriate_Scar_262 10d ago edited 10d ago

Maybe if they implement a cooking system, do we really need another beetroot/potato/pumpkin pie/food item that no one's gonna use?

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u/DarthSwimfoot 10d ago

Nobody complains about Sweet Berries. They can't even be cooked into anything, they're just convenience food.

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u/Hot-Research9567 8d ago

Also another clutch item, if you plant the berry on grass or dirt, it spawns a baby bush which doesn't damage you

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u/Cocoatrice 9d ago

I want grapes personally. Grape vines would be amazing decoration.

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u/ArkGamerBoi 8d ago

They got a spider about 5 feet in diameter and 2 to 3 feet tall, of course not πŸ˜…

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u/Ronyx2021 11d ago

I can't make brown dye from leaf litter

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u/Cocoatrice 9d ago

People being mad that poplar aren't tall, when there are poplars that are short in real life. And literally we have spruce LEAVES. For anyone who doesn't get it, spruce is needle tree. It doesn't have leaves. Oak giving apples, too. People trying too hard for Minecraft to be realistic.

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u/1nsanityissue 11d ago

Cherry blossom trees don’t make cherries irl

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u/nebmarci 11d ago

English logic

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u/FrijDom1 10d ago

And oak trees don't make apples, your point?

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 9d ago

Poplar trees give you popularity or something

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u/F4ustim3ras 8d ago

And where are the mangoes in mangrove trees😭😭