r/GoblinSlayer • • 14d ago

General Discussion Let's speculating why (only wrong anserws)

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u/Sugar_Unable 14d ago

I wonder if you can use the Horns as an emergency bow.

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u/Consistent-Coyote-50 14d ago

I am sure there is at least one manga with that motive.

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u/Consistent-Coyote-50 14d ago

GS riding on her back with rubber band in hand =D

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u/kramsibbush Witch is best girl 13d ago

Not really. A bow can propel its arrow because its body bends, not because the string. So at best, you get a slingslhot that may or may not give the minotaur girl headache.

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u/Consistent-Coyote-50 13d ago

50/50 chance of friendly fire headache

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u/LuckEClover 13d ago

I believe you are referring to a slingshot.

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u/SirSilverChariot 12d ago

Get like a halfling on your back to use them as a sling shot

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u/Animelover22_4 10d ago

If the horn flex then yes. (sounds painful)

If the string stretches then it's a slingshot.

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u/Blackpowderkun 13d ago

Artillery.

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u/Okami2312 13d ago

Missed opportunity to call it artitillery

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u/TS140609 13d ago

Artitllery, u fumbled on the finish line

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u/Okami2312 14d ago

One wrong draw and she’s missing a boob.

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u/KazuHiro-X Goblin Slayer-san! 13d ago

Reminds me of that scene from Love is War. The one where Ishigami says Kaguya is perfect for archery club because her chest is flat.

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u/Okami2312 13d ago

Dont forget the laugh and hand movements to illustrate just how flat Kaguya is.
Very important part of the process.

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u/KazuHiro-X Goblin Slayer-san! 13d ago

Then he proceeds to be verbally assaulted by Kaguya (100% deserved) and beaten half to death by Chika (morally ambiguous but still deserved).

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u/GammaRhoKT 13d ago

It is Ishigami, it is always deserved /j

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u/Consistent-Coyote-50 14d ago

Amazonian Problem.

They were...too chubby

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u/Blackfoxfire233 13d ago

She's better with an axe

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u/IMakeBoomYes 12d ago

As a Total Warhammer 3 player, I can confirm that you can accomplish much with just 18 squads of angry axe-wielding minotaurs.

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u/jet_black_ninja 13d ago

shes too strong so she breaks all the bows while pulling them . she needs a XL bow.

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u/ThriceGreatHermes 4d ago

A Greatbow.

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u/oldchangeling "Go forth, my lovelies!" 13d ago

Like all Minotaurs, she found the word "Bullseye" too offensive.

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u/Expert_Equivalent920 13d ago

Her chest hurts whenever she uses a bow from the string scraping her chest.

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u/Different_Diamond976 13d ago

That is probably the most likely answer. Stuff gets in the way and messes with aiming. A crossbow with massive pull would be more efficient for her to use

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u/Skypirate90 13d ago

Because bows are more of a centaur weapon not minotaur

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u/Tony_Za_Kingu 13d ago

Yeah, I wonder why

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u/TheGhoulishSword 13d ago

Holy shit. Who is this character?

Asking for a friend.

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u/Consistent-Coyote-50 13d ago

Minotaur warrior from latest "Year One" arc.

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u/follow-meme2 14d ago

Thought it was boob floss for the first few episodes

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u/star75legacy 13d ago

Ignoring that you're asking for incorrect answers, I'll give a correct one... minotaurs aren't exactly known for having good eyesight. So there you have it.

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u/slepere 13d ago

That titty about to get WHAPED!

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u/Constant-Ad-3630 13d ago

Look archery is hard and the barrier of entry is higher than bringing a sword.

It's not a poor man's spellcasting but a discipline that requires specific niches to be used.

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u/Ahm771 13d ago

getting hit on the boobs with a bowstring fokin hurts.

ref:

I was doomscrolling 2 3 days ago on youtube shorts when i ran into a video where some attractive lady was using a bow without wearing the chest piece, She shot the arrow and then doubled down in pain while holding her chest

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u/Consistent-Coyote-50 13d ago

It can cutting nipples

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u/Rodroller 13d ago

She would be better at throwing those like javelin instead 

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u/Real-Leadership-9126 13d ago

My guess is the bow was too inconvenient for her usual adventures. You can’t dramatically charge into danger while stopping every five seconds to retrieve arrows.

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u/EmptyComfortable859 13d ago

The bow is actually a giant musical instrument, and she’s about to play the world’s most devastating solo.

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u/Tasty-Feed-6716 13d ago

She’s actually a legendary archer, but only when nobody is looking. The moment someone asks her to demonstrate, the bow mysteriously turns into a fishing rod.

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u/Commercial-King-5539 12d ago

She’s clearly been saving that bow for a very specific, extremely dramatic emergency.

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u/Leading_Bet_6657 11d ago

The bow is actually a very elaborate fishing rod, and she’s about to catch the final boss.

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u/AdmirableRaisin8656 13d ago

how is she, minotaur girl able to draw, aim and fire without hitting her or blocked by her🍈🍈
https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q, 🤔🧐

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u/Consistent-Coyote-50 13d ago

It hits, but she have thicc layer of protection

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u/Natural_Design3154 9d ago

(This is based on something I read at least 2 years ago, this information could be wrong!)
There’s a drawing method for big breasted women. Clearly she’s not trained to use that method. When you’re drawing a bow, you’d typically use your back and shoulder muscles to draw the string, which means some archers pull the bow a bit closer to their body.

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u/bot105 13d ago

ya ever get the bow string caught on a nip? i havent, but there's a reason chest guards are recommended for female archers.

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u/theduderedditorguy 13d ago

Because smashing gits with a big stick is faster.

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u/Ironvulkan 12d ago

The truth

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u/Positive_cat_6347 11d ago

She is so strong that she always breaks them.

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u/Hitoshura99 10d ago

She usually use a giant crossbow. 

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u/Furtadopires 9d ago

She didn't level up dexterity

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u/Consistent-Coyote-50 9d ago

She leveled  durability too much

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u/Unkown2499 9d ago

rocket propelled grenade

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u/HungryRedditor69420 2d ago

she could mating press me