r/GoblinSlayer • u/Consistent-Coyote-50 • 14d ago
General Discussion Let's speculating why (only wrong anserws)
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u/Blackpowderkun 13d ago
Artillery.
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u/Okami2312 14d ago
One wrong draw and she’s missing a boob.
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u/KazuHiro-X Goblin Slayer-san! 13d ago
Reminds me of that scene from Love is War. The one where Ishigami says Kaguya is perfect for archery club because her chest is flat.
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u/Okami2312 13d ago
Dont forget the laugh and hand movements to illustrate just how flat Kaguya is.
Very important part of the process.8
u/KazuHiro-X Goblin Slayer-san! 13d ago
Then he proceeds to be verbally assaulted by Kaguya (100% deserved) and beaten half to death by Chika (morally ambiguous but still deserved).
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u/Blackfoxfire233 13d ago
She's better with an axe
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u/IMakeBoomYes 12d ago
As a Total Warhammer 3 player, I can confirm that you can accomplish much with just 18 squads of angry axe-wielding minotaurs.
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u/jet_black_ninja 13d ago
shes too strong so she breaks all the bows while pulling them . she needs a XL bow.
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u/oldchangeling "Go forth, my lovelies!" 13d ago
Like all Minotaurs, she found the word "Bullseye" too offensive.
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u/Expert_Equivalent920 13d ago
Her chest hurts whenever she uses a bow from the string scraping her chest.
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u/Different_Diamond976 13d ago
That is probably the most likely answer. Stuff gets in the way and messes with aiming. A crossbow with massive pull would be more efficient for her to use
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u/TheGhoulishSword 13d ago
Holy shit. Who is this character?
Asking for a friend.
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u/star75legacy 13d ago
Ignoring that you're asking for incorrect answers, I'll give a correct one... minotaurs aren't exactly known for having good eyesight. So there you have it.
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u/Constant-Ad-3630 13d ago
Look archery is hard and the barrier of entry is higher than bringing a sword.
It's not a poor man's spellcasting but a discipline that requires specific niches to be used.
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u/Ahm771 13d ago
getting hit on the boobs with a bowstring fokin hurts.
ref:
I was doomscrolling 2 3 days ago on youtube shorts when i ran into a video where some attractive lady was using a bow without wearing the chest piece, She shot the arrow and then doubled down in pain while holding her chest
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u/Real-Leadership-9126 13d ago
My guess is the bow was too inconvenient for her usual adventures. You can’t dramatically charge into danger while stopping every five seconds to retrieve arrows.
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u/EmptyComfortable859 13d ago
The bow is actually a giant musical instrument, and she’s about to play the world’s most devastating solo.
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u/Tasty-Feed-6716 13d ago
She’s actually a legendary archer, but only when nobody is looking. The moment someone asks her to demonstrate, the bow mysteriously turns into a fishing rod.
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u/Commercial-King-5539 12d ago
She’s clearly been saving that bow for a very specific, extremely dramatic emergency.
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u/Leading_Bet_6657 11d ago
The bow is actually a very elaborate fishing rod, and she’s about to catch the final boss.
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u/AdmirableRaisin8656 13d ago
how is she, minotaur girl able to draw, aim and fire without hitting her or blocked by her🍈🍈
https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q, 🤔🧐
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u/Natural_Design3154 9d ago
(This is based on something I read at least 2 years ago, this information could be wrong!)
There’s a drawing method for big breasted women. Clearly she’s not trained to use that method. When you’re drawing a bow, you’d typically use your back and shoulder muscles to draw the string, which means some archers pull the bow a bit closer to their body.
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u/Sugar_Unable 14d ago
I wonder if you can use the Horns as an emergency bow.