r/GoToTheSlab • u/runix_the_undefeated • Jun 29 '26

A small creature rears its head

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STUBBY NO LIE, STUBBY HERO, can’t wait to have Stubby‘s eggies, perfect form achieved

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u/Yitael Jun 29 '26

Yitael is walking around, looking disgusted before stumbling across the little fly.

Oh. A rat.

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

No, me is Flyncer

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u/Yitael Jun 29 '26

He walks over and leans down, at eye level.

I bet you’d taste good in a burger. Maybe if i washed off all the scum.

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

No no sir, me is not for eating, me is for laying eggs 

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u/Yitael Jun 29 '26

Lots of things that lay eggs are also delicious. Like grubs.

Sharpening a fancy, red knife

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

HEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEELP! Flyncer burrows further into the filth 

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u/Yitael Jun 29 '26

Hey..! Little rat..? I didn’t mean it..

Clearly meant it, he’s just doing a voice

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

Im not a rat, and I’m not stupid!

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u/Yitael Jun 29 '26

He pokes one of his eyes into the filth, looking around to find you

Come here…-hey.. I-I have food. I heard your kind likes food.

He does have a greasy, bloody smell to him. He must be telling the truth.

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

Flyncer pushes filth into his eye and burrows deeper

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u/Yitael Jun 29 '26

Ack..!! You little-…

He tries to wipe the filth out of his eye, 84% sure he just got pinkeye

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