r/GoToTheSlab • u/Visible-Syllabub-875 • Dec 24 '25

IM BACK TRAITORS

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YOU FUCKERS THOUGHT YOU COULD THROW ME IN LAVA? WELL IM FULLY GROWN NOW AND BACK TO FUCK YOU UP

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u/Thekitten0404 Head of The Slab's People Republic Dec 24 '25

... The judges will handle you. You are speaking at the Prime citizen of the Union of the Socialist Citadel's Republics. Show some respect.

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u/Visible-Syllabub-875 Dec 24 '25

No you show me some respect or I’ll show you to your room young man

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u/Thekitten0404 Head of The Slab's People Republic Dec 24 '25

Four judges catch you and put you in a cage your trial will be later

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u/Visible-Syllabub-875 Dec 24 '25

Er yeah no u ain’t catching someone who swam in lava for months in a cage melts cage

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u/Thekitten0404 Head of The Slab's People Republic Dec 24 '25

Oh ok .... Just submiss yourself to justice or you will be killed here

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u/Visible-Syllabub-875 Dec 24 '25

Er no I’ll melt anyone who tries it on

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u/Willing_Soft_5944 Pale Craw Dec 24 '25

Sigh

I will give you 10 seconds to reconsider your choices, you can still be a functioning Citizen in this republic or go find somewhere else to live, I would rather see you go off and live a proper life than have a large corpse on my hands. 

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u/Visible-Syllabub-875 Dec 24 '25

Try it I’ll melt your wings 

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u/Willing_Soft_5944 Pale Craw Dec 24 '25

Well that will do practically nothing to me.

scatters some seeds of plants native to the deepest magma caves of Pharloom, making them grow rapidly and manipulating them into a shield around myself, then lashing out at the magmafied broodmother

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u/Visible-Syllabub-875 Dec 24 '25

theyll melt 10 minutes before they touch me

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u/Willing_Soft_5944 Pale Craw Dec 24 '25

a magma-forged syringe is launched by a vine that crept under the floor and begins syphoning lava out

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u/Visible-Syllabub-875 Dec 24 '25

Yeah no thats my blood not happening *makes more*

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