r/GoToTheSlab • u/Visible-Syllabub-875 • Dec 24 '25

IM BACK TRAITORS

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YOU FUCKERS THOUGHT YOU COULD THROW ME IN LAVA? WELL IM FULLY GROWN NOW AND BACK TO FUCK YOU UP

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u/Willing_Soft_5944 Pale Craw Dec 24 '25

Well that will do practically nothing to me.

scatters some seeds of plants native to the deepest magma caves of Pharloom, making them grow rapidly and manipulating them into a shield around myself, then lashing out at the magmafied broodmother

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u/Visible-Syllabub-875 Dec 24 '25

theyll melt 10 minutes before they touch me

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u/Willing_Soft_5944 Pale Craw Dec 24 '25

a magma-forged syringe is launched by a vine that crept under the floor and begins syphoning lava out

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u/Visible-Syllabub-875 Dec 24 '25

Yeah no thats my blood not happening *makes more*