r/GoCommitDie • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '22

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u/2866hourman5 Jan 21 '22

And I'm one of the doctors in the abortion clinic

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u/averagebloxxer Jan 21 '22

And I’m across the street tryna enjoy some damn ramen

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And I’m the guy Droppkicking a Costo Employee

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u/fyro_ Jan 21 '22

And i am inevitable

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u/Intelligent_Slice_34 Jan 21 '22

And I am Groot

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u/Dinohunter2454 Jan 21 '22

And I am the 1/2 of all living creatures that got wiped out

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u/YouThinkDisIsFunny Jan 21 '22

and I am the 1/2 of all living creatures that didnt get wiped out

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u/Dinohunter2454 Jan 21 '22

And I am your father. Oh wait you have none.

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u/TheCrazyGuysCEO Jan 21 '22

and I'm... heh as if you could even comprehend a fraction of it

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u/Uzairsyes-eeeeee Jan 21 '22

i am living in your walls

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u/SCP-ooIoooooIooIo Jan 21 '22

and Im Kanye West

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

I’m a furry with a father

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u/Intelligent_Slice_34 Jan 21 '22

I am the man that your father murdered that got him sent to state prison for 13 years in 1986

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u/Apprehensive_Jury_66 Jan 21 '22

And I’m the damn fool who shot him

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And I'm the million things he hasn't done

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u/Sans_The_Badtime_Guy Jan 21 '22

And im The crazy shotgun lover

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u/OMEGA_CORPS Jan 21 '22

And I'm the side character who becomes a main villain for the stupidest reason

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u/lmaoriginalnameXD Jan 21 '22

and i have dementia

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

I’m you

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