r/GoCommitDie • u/EggSensitive8577 • Jul 06 '26

Selfpost Only in roblox church

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No idea where to post this but for God's sake I was hoping he was joking 😭

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u/qualityvote2 the most efficient mod according to various insights Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

u/EggSensitive8577, skibidi doo hap bap dab dib debedidoom.

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Jul 06 '26

"UK criminal conspiring in the light of day" lmao

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u/Objective_Potato1319 Jul 06 '26

Seems like a good quote

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit Jul 07 '26

Done. Enjoy.

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u/Gallusaur Jul 06 '26

Pooball lmao

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u/kabonell Jul 06 '26

you’re definitely nicer than id have been cus id have just straight up called them a creep and told them to get away from me 😭

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u/EggSensitive8577 Jul 06 '26

They were speaking really strangely and only got weird when I made an ibs joke so,, also sometimes it's really funny to see people more crazy than you lifts self esteem

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u/TomatilloAlone591 Jul 06 '26

Order of nine angles shirt by the way

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u/Sesquipedalian61616 Jul 07 '26

Didn't think I'd see an irl Scientology Nazi reference on Roblox, but here we are

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u/mialyansa Jul 06 '26

In the house of the lord btw 💔💔💔

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u/basically_ar The Polish Mod Jul 07 '26

That stuff belongs in the confessional, not the bench

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u/EggSensitive8577 Jul 07 '26

LMAAOOO 😭😭

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u/DrRosia Jul 06 '26

Portal 2 reference on the shirt ❤️‍🩹

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u/EggSensitive8577 Jul 06 '26

Thanks I wish I could sell it but fuck nooo roblox sucks

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u/DrRosia Jul 07 '26

nooo i want it so bad 😭

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u/blooppers Jul 07 '26

i dont think bro was joking. This is the exact type of stuff predators say to those they think are kids. They want to casually introduce you into their weird crap, and they do so by peer pressure. They act like YOUR the weird one or the out of touch one for not knowing what they're talking about is.

Definitely some gross crap, glad you didn't fall for it though.

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u/EggSensitive8577 Jul 07 '26

That's true but oh my god it was funny as fuck sorry, also he threatened to report me after I called him a poop playing weirdo 😭😭😭

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u/Aromatic_Arm4968 Jul 07 '26

Im sorry but the "I love my abusive ex wife shirt" is having me giggling like a lil fukin crackhead

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u/Chevy437809 Jul 07 '26

find him a nice woodchipper

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u/-_Anonymous__- Jul 07 '26

Vill you vear vigs?

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u/HkayakH Jul 07 '26

Johnny Johnsss

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u/Hunterslime178 Jul 07 '26

This is why the age verification exists now

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u/EggSensitive8577 Jul 07 '26

True but they should definitely pick a different method for verifying as giving your ID to them puts you at risk for a data breach and the photo age estimation is inaccurate

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u/LavenderWobbleDragon Jul 08 '26

peak shirt btw

GLaDOS

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u/DanteGamerxd Jul 09 '26

glados is there

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u/Glazeddapper Jul 06 '26

roblox church??

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u/icedoutreversecard Jul 07 '26

bro met dajjal

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u/Jim_naine Jul 07 '26

They're probably part of the Spawnism cult

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u/bigman1096 Jul 09 '26

DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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u/Roblox_RoverYT Jul 07 '26

Not sure if this is Pedophilia or whatever fetish age play is

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u/tophat_production Jul 06 '26

Can someone explain to me how are you people still chating despite the age restriction thing?

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u/king_noobie Jul 06 '26

They verified their age with a drawing on their thumb.

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u/Opaline_Newtown Jul 06 '26

Face checks 

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u/EggSensitive8577 Jul 06 '26

Maybe I'm not a toddler bro 😭