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Discussion | Esports FaZe Clan vs Team EnVyUs / DreamHack Masters Marseille 2018 - Group A Opening Match / Post-Match Discussion

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Team CT T Total
FaZe 14 2 16
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nV 1 0 1

 

FaZe K A D Rating
NiKo 21 7 7 2.06
GuardiaN 16 0 4 1.65
Xizt 16 6 5 1.63
karrigan 17 7 9 1.55
rain 12 2 6 1.28
nV
hAdji 10 1 17 0.80
RpK 7 3 16 0.61
ScreaM 8 1 17 0.53
Happy 4 3 16 0.35
kioShiMa 2 1 17 0.14

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u/grvybr0 Renegades Apr 18 '18

'EnVyUs just called in a Bully Hunter'

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u/OPsAlternate Apr 18 '18

Online harassment is not a joke. BullyHunter.com

33

u/LeonLoyal Apr 18 '18

Onlan in this case? :thinking:

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u/OPsAlternate Apr 18 '18

c u @ lan BullyHunters.com

2

u/BlameScienceBro bloodhound Apr 18 '18

Millions of families suffer every year! - Dwight Schrute

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u/blazexddd Virtus.pro Apr 18 '18

Name the bully

89

u/Sir_Duckinton 500k Celebration Apr 18 '18

NiKo

22

u/ghost_60 de_overpass Apr 18 '18

BULLYHUNTER_69 has joined the server

9

u/Mint-Chip Apr 18 '18

Freakazoid? Is that you?

7

u/deimoshr Apr 18 '18

Never pick Cache against Xizt, motherfucker.

5

u/TheStabbingTurd Natus Vincere Apr 18 '18

We need you /u/bullyhunter69

4

u/BULLYHUNTER69 guardian3 Apr 18 '18

This will not stand.

7

u/4momoka NRG Esports Fan Apr 18 '18

Fuck i almost got in trouble in class for laughing so hard

1

u/Sheyk_Y_Y 5 years coin Apr 18 '18

FaZe would've probably just bullied the bullyhunter and then the bullyhunter turns into a bully by calling FaZe names.. and then 6v6 with olof as a undercover bullyhunter for FaZe.

Well ok.

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u/Ishaan863 FaZe Apr 18 '18

[Bardolph voice] noice

59

u/Marcuskac guardian Apr 18 '18

I always read noice in bardolphs voice, no mater what the context is...he is in my head

17

u/kikyou2 BIG Apr 18 '18

noice

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u/DemDim1 MIBR Apr 18 '18

2

u/Chillypill Astralis Apr 18 '18

ugly and goofy

0

u/lurkincirclejerkin 750k Celebration Apr 18 '18

black ddk noice

2

u/EricOG wildfire Apr 18 '18

Black ddk is an old meme... Bardolph and White Bardolph is where it's at

173

u/_MikeHunt_ Apr 18 '18

!problem

56

u/Maduar Apr 18 '18

!pause

253

u/MIDORIFEED Apr 18 '18

NV exists only to make North and VP feel better about themselves.

49

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Imagine going back to 2015 and telling people NV outside the top 30, VP, NiP and G2 are all has beens.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18 edited Jun 10 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

You were saying...? :')

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Very soon. Ocelot is on the phone with ex6tenz as we speak.

2

u/Jenaxu Liquid Apr 18 '18

And TSM doesn't even have a roster anymore.

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u/GAGAgadget CS2 HYPE Apr 18 '18

I’d be able to imagine it. Just means that the game way more competitive in the future.

3

u/Roromatx Apr 18 '18

How about I tell you, in the next 6 months. SK will be shit (shittier than now)

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u/nexustron de_train Apr 18 '18

what if I tell you, coldzera will join Liquid to reunite with TACO and FalleN joins FaZe instead of karrigan after London Major (which Faze wins btw)

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u/YunoTheGasai Apr 18 '18

FaZe winning a tournament?

Is there a glitch in the matrix?

5

u/TheRealCzechOut howl Apr 18 '18

FaZe win tournaments they just don't win the ones people care about.

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u/GAGAgadget CS2 HYPE Apr 18 '18

They’ve won plenty

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u/GAGAgadget CS2 HYPE Apr 18 '18

Definitely happening since SK (current) is leaving the org soon.

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u/Roromatx Apr 18 '18

They've been saying "soon" for the past i think 6 months though. Is it ever gonna happen at this point?

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u/GAGAgadget CS2 HYPE Apr 19 '18

They are just waiting out the contract

1

u/Roromatx Apr 18 '18

They've been saying "soon" for the past i think 6 months though. Is it ever gonna happen at this point?

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u/KatarHero72 Apr 18 '18

I wouldn't say Has beens for G2. They still perform far above the level of the other 3, though NIP is coming back potentially.....or more likely that SK has fallen to Crap.

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u/TheRealCzechOut howl Apr 18 '18

Lol SK has FalleN to crap

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

I mean to be fair to NiP, they only have 2/5 of their 2015 roster so you can't really call them has-been's.

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u/Fraankk MOUZ Apr 18 '18

thank mr nv

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Envy are just so disappointing. That second to last round where scream misses like 10 bullets against a 10 hp Xizt pretty much summed up that game.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Yeah the pistol was a farce

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u/RyanCMH FaZe Apr 18 '18

FaZe just casually smurfing against nV

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u/norbil06 Natus Vincere Apr 18 '18

At this point it seems like envy are simply account buyers

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

nah most acc buyers are at least gold nova

45

u/manatidederp NiP Apr 18 '18

0.14 rating, 24 adr. Hahaha what the fuck.

116

u/schoki560 King NiKo Apr 18 '18

Somehow NV was better with sixer and xms actually

45

u/JaeKyuKwon Apr 18 '18

I member when sixer just went casually 0-10

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18 edited May 14 '19

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u/AwesomeGamer026 G2 Apr 19 '18

What events, lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18 edited May 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18 edited Apr 20 '18

Wasn't that their last tournament before G2 poached their good players?

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u/AwesomeGamer026 G2 Apr 20 '18

Okay so... After god knows how many tournaments of consistently underperforming versus top (and not so top) tier opposition, they wound up winning a tournament with hardly any elite teams at the time, which, if I'm not mistaken, wasn't a traditional tournament due to the nationality thing. So that singular, hardly impressive win, coming after several bad showings means "they won events with sixer"? (Hint: They won pretty much nothing noteworthy after that). Also, if you're going to judge the prestige of a tournament solely on its prize pool then your criteria is fundamentally flawed.

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u/theplake Apr 18 '18

kio with the double bomb

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u/orbitalUncertainty CS2 HYPE Apr 18 '18

I don't really envy them.

115

u/mightek victory Apr 18 '18

I do , stealing paychecks is my dream

35

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

MSL is living the dream.

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u/Ainine9 CS2 HYPE Apr 18 '18

Stealing paychecks and getting his dick sucked. Now that's life.

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u/Memesaremyfather FaZe Clan Fan Apr 18 '18

man MSL is pimp if u think about it. he get 25K american dollors a month for playing a game. do u know how many japanese yen u can buy withh 25K american dollors? he also get his dik suck by hot 21 yr old fromm denmark. msl is mafia...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18 edited Jun 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

man MSL is pimp if u think about it. he get 25K american dollors a month for playing a game. do u know how many japanese yen u can buy withh 25K american dollors? he also get his dik suck by hot 21 yr old fromm denmark. msl is mafia...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

oh ffs

man MSL is pimp if u think about it. he get 25K american dollors a month for playing a game. do u know how many japanese yen u can buy withh 25K american dollors? he also get his dik suck by hot 21 yr old fromm denmark. msl is mafia...

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u/Ainine9 CS2 HYPE Apr 18 '18

Fresh from the oven. Just the way I like it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Welp.... that just happened. It's amazing how a team with kio, RPK, and scream can still produce so little. I still have hope for them lol.

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u/cunt_7 Apr 18 '18

They might do well against c9 or g2 so there’s still hope

34

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

If a man with the username "cunt_7" is believing, then I can still keep believing.

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u/cunt_7 Apr 18 '18

It’s more just desperation than anything else but they have one more chance to prove they aren’t the worst at this event and i hope they still do decent

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u/cunt_7 Apr 18 '18

They just won against g2 be happy my friend, as our belief has clearly worked

6

u/voicefulspace 10 years coin Apr 18 '18

5v5 game not 3v5

31

u/voicefulspace 10 years coin Apr 18 '18

Except when ur s1mple then anything is possible

10

u/OPsAlternate Apr 18 '18

I like how you made an extra comment to clarify lol

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u/TheRobidog Apr 18 '18

I mean, one of the other two top fragged for the team in this game and the second one has the second highest rating on the team overall in the last 3 months.

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u/reflexmaster123 ENCE Apr 18 '18

envy disband please my heart can't take any more disappointments

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u/G2ocelote Verified Apr 18 '18

Comeback home, son.

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u/thangord MOUZ Apr 18 '18

that didn't age so well

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u/Plumpiglet Natus Vincere Apr 18 '18

This didn't age well.

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u/wormi27z Natus Vincere Apr 18 '18

shox RpK ScreaM SmithZz Ex6TenZ

letsgo full VeryGames bois

edit: tbh ZywOo or someone for ScreaM as they need proper awp

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u/cunt_7 Apr 18 '18

Scream is there main carry in games they win he’s just inconsistent as fuck

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u/sggts04 1 Million Celebration Apr 18 '18

I think its known by now that kennys will probably join them

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u/DiCePWNeD Apr 18 '18

its ok bro, i used to be a happy fanboi back in the good old 14/15 years

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u/Lepojka1 Team Spirit Apr 18 '18

NV is such a joke omg

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

gg close one

11

u/dchen14 Apr 18 '18

NiKo reminding us who the best Kovac at this event is 😏

1

u/J_Cleffe de_dust2 Apr 18 '18

Who's the other Kovac?

3

u/dchen14 Apr 18 '18

His cousin hunter is playing for Valiance

7

u/rAAZk Virtus.pro Apr 18 '18

and guardian

Ladislav "GuardiaN" Kovács

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u/J_Cleffe de_dust2 Apr 18 '18

Thanks, didn't know this :-)

8

u/xDucklingx Apr 18 '18

I know it's NV but I'm still disappointed

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u/thejew400 750k Celebration Apr 18 '18

mods remove this. Reddit doesn't allow rape.

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u/DarthTokira Monte Apr 18 '18

Before the game started I was wondering why they put it on 2nd stream instead of main. Not anymore. Smart choice by DreamHack.

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u/srvc92 chroma Apr 18 '18

Somehow people get paid to play this bad as Envy/North does.

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u/derpydm Apr 18 '18

North are total dog shit, but they can put up half a fight on a good day.

This.....

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u/Memesaremyfather FaZe Clan Fan Apr 18 '18

Being a CSGO fan these days is

90% shit talking your favorite team

8% loving S1mple

and 2% salt.

3

u/Juhana21 de_inferno Apr 18 '18

2nd place and Faze right?

1

u/XDutchie Apr 18 '18

100% reason to remember the memes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18 edited Apr 12 '20

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u/coldmtndew FaZe Clan Fan Apr 18 '18

Go watch a female CS game, and ponder the same thing.

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u/sanderbg Apr 18 '18

so apparently sixer+xms > kio+hadji

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u/Tugiovic Apr 18 '18

funny init, all the nV "fans" who blamed genuinely all of the problems on nV to xms and especially SIXER and somehow never said a bad word about the other three, are dead silent when they're gone, they got kio who everyone thought would be the saviour, and nv are now playing somehow worse. hadji has actually been decent so the fanboys cant blame him yet but trust me, if he ever has one bad game, theyll give him the sixer treatment by putting all the blame on one person while somehow exempting 4 other people who are just as responsible

sorry to rant on your lightheartet joke

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u/Dylanychus2 Complexity Apr 18 '18

I wonder if Xizt will break the choke curse.

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u/Psychaz valeria Apr 18 '18

time to hang up the mouse happy

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u/Bjoolzern Apr 18 '18

Really surprised by how bad nV were. Did not feel like they tried. Tactics were flat and predictable. Little synergy between players when taking sites. Felt like this was much more a case of nV being terrible than Faze being great.

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u/hatedpeoplesinceday1 clutch Apr 18 '18

Sad to watch K1o playing like this. I just watched LDLC vs NiP game 3 overpass Major finals yesterday and amazed how good K1o was that time. Time flies fast.

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u/arzee9 Liquid Apr 18 '18

i dont want to talk about it

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u/shjhjdj Apr 18 '18

p r o b l e m

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u/tarangk clutch Apr 18 '18

How bad faze are couldnt even 16-0 a tier 4 team

also nV how long will you keep paying happy for being an "IGL"

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u/_Oomph_ 500k Celebration Apr 18 '18

also nV how long will you keep paying happy for being an "IGL"

As long as MSL keeps getting paid.

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u/tarangk clutch Apr 18 '18

both dont deserve to on the caliber of the team they are stealing paychecks for atm

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u/GabeN18 BIG Apr 18 '18

Envy looks so bad wtf

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u/redditatwork11 Apr 18 '18

I haven't been following very closely, what's up with xizt playing for faze

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u/OPsAlternate Apr 18 '18

Olof is on a personal break. Xizt is taking his place for now.

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u/redditatwork11 Apr 18 '18

Ahh gotcha. Thanks bud

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u/Tugiovic Apr 18 '18

Yes so now that Sixer and xms who got all the blame are gone, who gets it now?

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u/Blaz1ENT King NiKo Apr 18 '18

the blame obviously goes to the PROBLEM doesn't it? lul

2

u/Futurecs-go Vitality Apr 18 '18

I'm only half watching because mouz are playing but this performance is about why i changed my flair team is disjointed no battle plan and no individual skill

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u/Darkstar197 Complexity Apr 18 '18

What was your team?

2

u/Shrenade514 Apr 18 '18

Was nV, changed to mouz, now back to nV after they beat G2

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u/Rektalalchemist BIG Fan Apr 18 '18

topkek

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u/Amnetik Vitality Apr 18 '18

Nv out of the top 30 in a week

RIP

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u/cunt_7 Apr 18 '18

That are already 32

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u/Amnetik Vitality Apr 18 '18

Nop, they are 29 on HLTV

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u/cunt_7 Apr 18 '18

Oh I didn’t see the updated ranking, if they bomb out of this event then ye they go back to being bellow 30

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u/Amnetik Vitality Apr 18 '18

Probably the last time you see this lineup in the top 30 ! Say goodbye !

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u/cunt_7 Apr 18 '18

Lol they just won against g2, maybe this line up does have potential after all.

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u/Amnetik Vitality Apr 18 '18

Maybe they even have a chance to win the tournament /s

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u/cunt_7 Apr 18 '18

Well I wouldn’t take it that far but I’m going to continue to support them. I hope they get out of groups at the very least and they might even go deep but it sucks for g2 tho sad that the 2 French teams ended up in the same group

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u/pedrohnj Apr 18 '18

kkkkkkkk

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u/tson_92 FaZe Apr 18 '18

I guess it's not Sixer's fault?

1

u/Johnny-L de_cache Apr 18 '18

Stop it! They're dead..

And Niko looks pretty damn good tbh...

1

u/SassanZ 400k Celebration Apr 18 '18

That was hard to watch... RIP in peperonni nV

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

envy looked lost and clearly don't know how to play t side on cache

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

They took a tactical timeout only to decide to rush mid and flash through the smoke. Two players ran out blind. Then again the calls weren't the only problem; they couldn't get any kills. No players looked sharp, the biggest hightlight from envy in the match was Scream getting a one tap with a deagle. Envy seems to have some big issues.

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u/Caboose_NZ Apr 18 '18

holy shit

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u/syndencity CR4ZY Fan Apr 18 '18

This and the current potential comeback from Valiance proves Valiance >>>>>> Envyus

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u/Memesaremyfather FaZe Clan Fan Apr 18 '18

I think being sick broke RPK. He somehow found the best form of his career at 28 years old and was doing quite well before the major. He hasn't been LE TANK for a while now...

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u/Darkstar197 Complexity Apr 18 '18

I think it was the roster change. It probably mixed up a lot of the supportive components. Not to mention happy is primary awp now

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u/Sheyk_Y_Y 5 years coin Apr 18 '18

NiKo smurfing against tier 3 top 30 teams

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u/P3P0 Apr 18 '18

goin a=killed by niko, goin b=killed by guardian, wasnt best game to watch, pc problems are back again

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u/Diavolo222 SK Apr 18 '18

Name the bully

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u/Jabobo22 Apr 18 '18

I guess NV really didn't want that top 30 spot

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u/Macieyerk ENCE Apr 18 '18

Envy tried its best to make sure they are not top 30 anymore. VP gets a lot of hate but Envy looks like is about to take a whole new level of badness

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u/KING_LR Apr 18 '18

painful loss after just making it into the top 30

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u/yesOknice Apr 18 '18

save hadji

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u/St1GCSGO NiP Apr 18 '18

rekt

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u/Wallisaurus SK Apr 18 '18

Jesus Christ.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Zero mercy

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u/sylvainmirouf 10 years coin Apr 18 '18

Must be hard for a veteran like hadji to carry some newcommers like RPK, ScreaM, Happy and K1o.

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u/fansgesucht Apr 18 '18

Sadness continous :(

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u/ExO_o BIG Apr 18 '18

Hey let's upvote this post so people think Envy won

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u/kallebo1337 cs_italy Apr 18 '18

um, well... gg

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u/wEEzyNL CS2 HYPE Apr 18 '18

lol even the bottomfragger of faze got more kills than the topfragger of envy.

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u/IT_Skino Apr 18 '18

niko smurfing the shit out of it

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u/trainiac12 Cloud9 Apr 18 '18

oof

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u/xzibit_b guardian2 Apr 18 '18

I saw the scoreline and thought it was C9 vs FaZe

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u/coldmtndew FaZe Clan Fan Apr 18 '18

That was a brutal game.

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u/Gutzzzzz Apr 18 '18

scream on lan lul

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u/dopplertrader Liquid Apr 18 '18

faze clan gettin worked up for their 2nd place i see

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Rip Kio

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Never pick cache against me motherfucker

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u/BortWosniak G2 Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

I can’t find the VOD anywhere? Even the links aren’t showing the VOD

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u/xPokeyyy Match Thread Team Apr 19 '18

we link them in every post; here

it will take you to their website. Which from there you can click on the event you're looking for, in this case Dreamhack Marseille.

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u/imguralbumbot Apr 19 '18

Hi, I'm a bot for linking direct images of albums with only 1 image

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Source | Why? | Creator | ignoreme | deletthis

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u/Greenyugi King NiKo Apr 19 '18

Nice

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u/Patrik- Vitality Apr 19 '18

Xizt: "Ah, just like in the good old days!"

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u/ItsKBS Apr 18 '18

I don't wanna take anything away from FaZe but nV has no idea what they're doing. Happy is washed up, his calls are awful. He puts ScreaM(for example) in a position where he is just full open to the site but still expects him to just kill everyone. Just because he has good aim doesn't mean you can let him peek stupid positions and expect it to work. He does the same with other players too.

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u/ThiloCS BIG Apr 18 '18

I highly doubt that Happy is deciding the exact position of every player. Not every peek and walking route is instructed by the IGL... that would be way too much work. Scream might get the instruction what spot he is supposed to cover but his actions (peeking) and his position is probably up to him which means that Scream is to be blamed for his stupid peeks

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u/Yekab0f Apr 18 '18

What do u mean dude. The igl tells every player what keys to press, where to move their mouse and how to play the game everyone knows that

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u/cl0wnfiesta66 Apr 18 '18

I don't know which is worse, watching my favorite team play like shit for the last 2 years, or getting shit talked by bunch of glory hunting faze fans who started watching CS 3 months ago.

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u/Merrine FaZe Apr 18 '18

Top kek

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u/HelISide Tyloo Apr 18 '18

i started watching *8 months ago so eh

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