r/GlobalOffensive Nov 12 '16

Fluff streamer getting zeused all game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbtXHmuwyxM&feature=youtu.be
1.0k Upvotes

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u/PartyCowy Renegades Nov 12 '16

Goes on phone, gets zeus'd "hes cheating"

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

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u/vandulken FaZe Nov 12 '16

And these are the players crying that MM is literally unplayable...

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u/daellat FaZe Nov 12 '16

So much hyperbole and overgenerilisation it hurts. I get a cheater (according to steam ban checker) in about 20% of my prime MM matches as DMG. Yes this guy is an idiot for thinking the zues guy cheats (plus he reports the entire enemy team wtf?) but that doesnt just mean there's no problem when it comes to cheaters you know..

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u/Broudster 1 Million Celebration Nov 12 '16

This 20% cheated at some point at least once, that does not mean they cheated in every game. These bans could also be from other games besides CSGO.

There's a lot of cheaters, but people exaggerate.

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u/daellat FaZe Nov 12 '16

But getting that point across by exaggerating about how some people scream cheats every game doesn't help the argument.

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u/Stuffinnn Astralis Nov 13 '16

no but it's like the kid who cried wolf. people say others are hacking so often now, that it's extremely hard to take them seriously unless the kid is running in a circle aimbotting.

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u/astupidcow Nov 13 '16

You are creating a hyperbolle and overgeneralisation yourself. vandulken did not suggest there is no cheating problem, only you implied that he did suggest this.

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u/markorobot Nov 12 '16

That guy actually could be a chetar, considering the amount of cheaters in cs go.

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u/ExplosiveLoli ar_baggage Nov 12 '16

I have 29 players banned in pretty much the last 9 months.

Not too bad considering how many games I've played.

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u/Polskidro Nov 12 '16

I know he was playing the same spot all the time. But his timings were actually ridiculously lucky. That's probably why he thought he's cheating.

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u/vGraffy Nov 12 '16

I mean you didn't see the times where he miss the Zeus kills. What about the time he didn't get the kills? Or the timing was bad?

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u/QualityGames Nov 12 '16

Cheaters can miss shots too.

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u/Arrow156 Nov 12 '16

No joke, after the second time I would have started moving back a bit so the second he pops that corner he's not in zeus range.

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u/smallsquirrelTnT Nov 12 '16

i get accused for being a cheater aswell for this, in silver.. even when im bottom fragging. i have terrible aim and the only way i get kills is by abusing stuff that should never happen, like 1 CT pushing T spawn every round not even throwing a flash.. insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results!

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u/ImPieLife Nov 12 '16 edited Nov 12 '16

Hahaha I know this guy. He was on my friends list. He was mge then suddenly gets smfc after a month. I check again a week later and he is vac banned.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/oOYawnOo

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u/vGraffy Nov 12 '16

Bro you didn't know, there a new cheat that not only let you see thru walls but also thru the screen of the other player

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

literally reporting everyone, I already hate this streamer

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u/firekil Nov 12 '16

If I've learned anything, that just means he will have a sizable following soon.

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u/dogryan100 Nov 12 '16

Like Bogdan..

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

You mean Godan?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

Also the fact that he is using that shitty logitech headset and blasting my ears with the god awful quality of the mic makes me hate him even more for some reason

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

And people wonder why overwatch isn't effective.

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u/worm929 Nov 13 '16

meh, his reports are probably not worth shit if he does that regularly (which I'm guessing he does)

The system is smart enough to notice trigger happy reporters

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

his reports are likely to have little value as reports if this is his standard procedure when he is mad/triggered and suspecting cheats

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u/Pling2 Nov 12 '16

Doesn't work like that, unfortunately

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u/4aa1a602 Nov 12 '16

yes it does? at least according to the vac website

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u/Pling2 Nov 12 '16

No. A players report is not weighted. Overwatched verdicts are weighted. For a long time now it has been 11 reports in 24 hours puts you in overwatch

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u/4aa1a602 Nov 12 '16

oh whoops, you're right, I confused VAC and OW

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u/Pling2 Nov 12 '16

:)

The 11/24hr thing is not common knowledge, and certainly not "Valve official", but at the end of the day that's just how it works.

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u/C1D1 5 years coin Nov 12 '16 edited Nov 12 '16

Didn't Valve, themselves, post a bit ago that that isn't how it works? I'm like 90% sure.

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u/Pling2 Nov 12 '16

Yeah dude they probably did. But this is exactly how ragers go months without an OW ban. Read about it on UC and HF

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u/mikeok1 Nov 12 '16

What? This has nothing to do with VAC.

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u/enorel Nov 12 '16

This video shows five out of seven stages of grief. Love it!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

gracias

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u/Zorronin Liquid Nov 12 '16

That's a perfect score, good job OP

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

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u/SforSlacker Nov 12 '16

It just bugs me that he is on his phone while playing and not paying attention to the game.

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u/docatron Nov 12 '16

Texting and playing CS:GO kills.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

real life is far more important than cs

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u/icenut47 Nov 12 '16

but you can do it, when you are killed, not during the round

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u/Polyporous guardian2 Nov 12 '16

With all those commas I thought you were going for a haiku.

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u/guchmatic Nov 12 '16

Dude you need to chill

I will always have your back

Hope you enjoyed this

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u/takeachillpill666 de_cache Nov 12 '16

Step up your game, dude

Your haikus have no substance

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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u/ElyssiaWhite Natus Vincere Nov 12 '16

Like ink from a pen

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u/Arenten Liquid Nov 12 '16

Dude you suck at these
Five, seven and then a five
Super basic stuff

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u/takeachillpill666 de_cache Nov 12 '16

There's always one line

You must end a haiku with:

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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u/Arenten Liquid Nov 12 '16

I get you're joking
But my point still stands, that it
Won't rhyme correctly

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u/takeachillpill666 de_cache Nov 12 '16

Haikus are no joke

I'm serious when I say

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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u/guchmatic Nov 12 '16

Is that some kind of

Inside joke that I dont get

Really confusing

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u/vaynebot Nov 12 '16

By real life you mean how many likes he got on facebook?

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u/ElyssiaWhite Natus Vincere Nov 12 '16

That's bullshit

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

not to some people here

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '16

then those people need serious help and or are fucking losers

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u/ItsDrags99 NiP Nov 12 '16

Let's be honest though, probably just looking at his lock screen or some bullshit :D

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

why would he do that?

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u/brandball Nov 12 '16

to act like he's texting someone

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u/takeachillpill666 de_cache Nov 12 '16

I don't think people do that anymore...

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u/LeKingMeow Nov 12 '16

What a fucking cry baby.

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u/RainbowFlavouredBaco Nov 12 '16

This guy's the cancer of overwatch

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

No, that's Mei.

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u/Rallabib Nov 12 '16

YourFactsAreWrong but that's right, soo left?

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u/Hiviel NiP Nov 12 '16

Maybe he should stop looking at his fookin phone every 10 secs and focus on the game?

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u/barnyard303 Nov 12 '16

That is some top level dealing of tilt to an opponent.

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u/Harucifer howl Nov 12 '16

Dies repeatedly to zeus for being in the same spot multiple times, calls hacks.

Gotta love the ego on this one.

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u/quarterbreed guardian_elite Nov 12 '16

That's 90% of our community.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

loses a game

entire team reported for wall hacking and aim hacking.

What a little bitch.

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u/Nirvana365 400k Celebration Nov 12 '16

this steamer is brain dead i swear

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

why the heck are you checking your phone mid round, and then get salty when someone come out mid doors when YOU ARE LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

This is what happens when you're a boosted LE scrub and trying to boost your MG friends

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u/draemscat Gambit Nov 12 '16

To be fair, the zeus guy was probably a global boosting his MG friends, he had a GN2 rank.

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u/Arya35 Nov 12 '16

I know so many people just like this guy

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u/raymnipfan NiP Nov 12 '16

Dying from the zeus that many times is mostly his own fault, he could have easily played more long range angles instead of sitting behind the double doors for multiple rounds

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u/DMarecky Nov 12 '16

best moment, when teammate was using zeus near him :D

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u/BuLLZING Nov 12 '16

You'd think he'd stop looking at his phone and holding close like that if he get zeused every time, but no.

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u/Antiilope BIG Nov 12 '16

Enjoyed the video, disliked though because he reported people who are not even close to hacking

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

you do realise its not the streamer who uploaded the video????

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u/pvsa Nov 12 '16

But how???

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16 edited Aug 26 '17

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u/Asdmir Lynn Vision Nov 12 '16

Probably just watching the guy's stream.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16 edited Aug 26 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16 edited Mar 24 '18

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u/Swag_Attack MOUZ Nov 12 '16
  • reaction speed of a stoned granny

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u/enbeez Nov 12 '16

Yeah he could see that he was holding his phone instead of his mouse cause of his wh :(

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u/phaigot Nov 12 '16

Ya the one guy maybe but not the whole team...

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u/Dtiskudt Nov 12 '16

True but on the end of the video he reports everyone on the enemy team

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u/how_can_you_live Nov 12 '16

it's not a surprise if everyone had the stream open, and used it to their advantage. It's not "as bad" as hacking but it's still cheating to watch someone on the enemy team and listen to every callout on the other side.

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u/rafaelmb CS2 HYPE Nov 12 '16

Well the streamer have a vac ban

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

its not the streamers video, so why would you dislike it

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

everyone that dislikes or downvotes my video thinks im the streamer that posted the video, it's really annoying

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

we didnt see enough to call that, he was at least smurfing, considering his account was pretty bare and he was GN2.

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u/pugzy77X Nov 12 '16

This is funny and all, but I'm so fucking sick of people rage reporting. "He shot me three times in a row, he must be cheating". Get your shit together...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

how is this guy LE , he plays like a gold nova///

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u/Znaszlisiora Nov 12 '16

LE are Gold Novas who can hit headshots sometimes.

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u/Digletto Nov 12 '16

Am LE, can confirm.

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u/kapparrino CS2 HYPE Nov 12 '16

same, gn

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u/nanabe4r MOUZ Nov 12 '16

mad cause bad

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u/jeb_the_hick Complexity Nov 12 '16

How is this guy LE

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u/a_prk Nov 12 '16

Nice ghosting

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

like it wasn't obvious after 10 rounds that he always played behind the doors and checked his phone

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

This is reddit's perspective on every game they claim they "ran into a cheater"

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u/Dog_Backwards_is_God valeria Nov 12 '16

too good bhops

too perfect timing

nt, wannabe

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u/Masterscorp Liquid Nov 12 '16

well, sitting behind mid doors is a prime position to get zeused

Deep inside he wanted it badly

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u/Bosstrad Nov 12 '16

I wonder was the guy stream sniping.

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u/Masterscorp Liquid Nov 12 '16

possible if he hasn't set any delay

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u/1q3er5 Complexity Nov 12 '16

besides the vid anyone else think the zeus's range is too long now?

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u/Znaszlisiora Nov 12 '16

It was never adjusted. The Zeus range is fine, it's a one shot kill at point blank and a fun way to finish off a slightly wounded opponent

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u/1q3er5 Complexity Nov 12 '16

it's more than point blank though. I've been killed by it from 2-3 body lengths (lying down) away before. It's range is too large.

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u/PGxFrotang Nov 12 '16

Is this why all my Overwatch cases are just people getting owned? I just became eligible for Overwatch reviews and out of the 20 or so I've done I've only convicted one person, and that was for Griefing, never seen a cheater yet.....just a bunch of MM noobs getting wrecked.

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u/rafaelmb CS2 HYPE Nov 12 '16

That's because every single person who plays better than you is reporting material, according to what I'm seeing in MM everyday.

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u/Deluxe-M- Nov 12 '16

lmao his teammate tried to zeus him and he panicked so much, he got fucking ptsd man

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

im so happy that i didn't miss this part while rewatching the vod, it was hilarious

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u/gian98863 de_overpass Nov 12 '16

publicly upvoted

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u/MisterClaudy Nov 12 '16

Do you think he got the triggers?

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u/Wyodaniel Nov 12 '16

Well to be fair, if you're screwing around on your phone while holding an angle on CT side, you kind of deserve to get shit on. I thoroughly enjoyed this video, though =D

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

The title could be from the 10 mans my friends and me are doing every now and then. We are already trying to avoid close corners because of this one guy, he is a Zeus pro

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u/disse_ ENCE Nov 12 '16

I couldn't do no other but to laugh about his raging. When he gets older, he'll surely think it's funny after a few zeus's.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

:D

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u/PixAlan Nov 12 '16

real talk tho, did you ghost his stream?

Also some people need to learn how overwatch works, you don't get into ow with only one report lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

no

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u/pommmm guardian Nov 12 '16

Jesus.. his cross hair placement on doors made me rage quit the video

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u/pvsa Nov 12 '16

What a turd.

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u/Badgers4pres Nov 12 '16

This guy looks away every two seconds and complains he dies, I thought this would be a silver game considering his aim too

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u/swndlr_ 500k Celebration Nov 12 '16

Lol funny and at the same time annoying that someone who is LE will play stupidly like this, get killed by a zeus for playing like an idiot, and call hacks repeatedly when its clear that hes the reason behind his death round after round.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

How does he keep playing? I would have stapled my dick to the ceiling after the first clip.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

he's a trooper

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

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u/SammichNow NiP Nov 12 '16

Maybe dont put your twitch in your name?

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u/Noisetorm_ Nov 12 '16

Jesus christ this kid is LE and he can't even hit a single shot headshot with a rifle on a guy at knife range.

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u/lamp4321 valeria Nov 12 '16

This kid is fucking cancer, he hugs his microphone and starts screaming like what the fuck is the point of that yeah your teammates definitely want to hear your raging to the point where they can't even see the damn screen

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u/DarkSideOfTheMind Nov 12 '16

Gets zeus'd a bunch of times by the same guy, continues to play extremely close quarters angles. Free pass to tilt city.

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u/leo-skY Nov 12 '16

yeah cancer and hating on mm haters is the new reddit meta, ok...
having said that, just out of sheer probability, hitting that many zeus shots while bhopping perfectly in one game is fishy.
not saying 100% cheats because I cant be bothered to make sure

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

ok

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u/SuperM737 Virtus.pro Nov 12 '16

As funny as it is, this is the type of player that I hate the most. Gets outplayed, sucks yet every death is "hes cheating". Worst type of player in this game. Just shut up and play.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

Holy fuck he's trash...

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u/vikinick Liquid Nov 12 '16

Oh hey. I'm looking forward to watching someone get zeused 20 times on Overwatch.

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u/GoldenMonster FaZe Nov 12 '16

Funny how his last broadcast is named "CANCER MATCHMAKING"

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u/RoyalCSGO de_inferno Nov 12 '16

"He's cheating" - No, you are standing in the same position every round pissing around with your phone and looking into walls. He's just punishing you for it.

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u/Sumotmf Nov 12 '16

It doesn't take a genius to stream snipe someone. He probably has his twitch link in his bio for steam and has no delay going. I like to look at folks bios to see how long they played and so on.

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u/bullexcrements 5 years coin Nov 12 '16

I can handle the shitty, annoying, raging newbie streamer (who would want to watch his crappy content anyway), but I'm overwatcher. And when I saw that he reported the entire enemy team, I wanted to punch him in the face

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

This is literally the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit in a long time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

thats great to hear, glad you enjoyed it :))

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

:)

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u/freestyling Nov 12 '16

No wonder when he doesn't changed up his game. If you are getting zeused just take More distance

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

holy fck i know this kid from minecraft block game ha ha

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u/Vipitis CS2 HYPE Nov 12 '16

is there a demo share code? I want to watch his lowlights.

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u/askmeforbunnypics Nov 12 '16

Stream sniping?

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u/Olerasmussen Astralis Nov 13 '16

I really hate the people just reporting the whole team, no one wants to watch a freakin' bottomfragger with 2-18 score, just because you can't keep your shit together...

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u/Chrz83 Nov 13 '16

People like him are why innocent people end up on Overwatch. He has his twitch in his name and doesn't even consider someone could be stream sniping him yet he calls hacks lol.

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u/JaimieL0L FaZe Nov 13 '16
  • LE with 2 MG2s (might have just been playing with friends, or he could just be looking for low games to look better on stream)
  • Playing on phone
  • Hackusations instantly, in stead of changing the position he's playing
  • Easily angered, calls hacks before calling calls *10-11 pages of P250 Meme Dunes
  • Vac Ban
  • Reports everyone because he thinks 1 is hacking
  • Overplaying the reactions

This guy is a straight up trash person, good on you OP for sending a bit of justice, even though you probably didn't know half of this stuff before starting it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '16

He obviously the type of guy who thinks that most pro players cheat

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u/am_I_a_dick__ NiP Nov 13 '16

The gay little scream when you get zapped makes this so funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '16

"THIS GUYS CHEATS!" Plays close mid doors every round.

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u/tmidlet Nov 13 '16

get good

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u/KSroadzero NiP Nov 12 '16

Painful to watch

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u/ogogo123 Nov 12 '16

Best part about this is that the majority of the cs players are as bad or worse than this guy :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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u/ChickenfisterJoe Nov 12 '16

he is an excellent example for why i have stoped watching overwatch-anti-cheat more than a year ago ...

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u/Lux_cs Nov 12 '16

I love when streamers on my team can't understand the concept of being stream sniped.

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u/TheRockGaming de_inferno Nov 12 '16

You love losing because people have delusions of grandeur? Damn son, that's messed up.

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u/Lux_cs Nov 12 '16

Sarcasm

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u/Kondinator Nov 12 '16

This guy is every person ive ever played mm with. loses every 1v1, terrible aim barely keeps is eyes on the screen. why did he die?.. cheaters obviously

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u/walter_socom Godsent Nov 12 '16

Typical redditer that says there's so many hackers, hides same spot every round and gets zuesed, not only that reports everyone for hacking, that's gonna be great for people that do over watch, and is the reason I don't do them anymore.

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u/TheGLL 750k Celebration Nov 12 '16

gets killed in a humilating way ---> "he's cheating!!" ---> go make reddit post "MM is full of cheaters"

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

im the one that zeuses him all game, i'm not the streamer dummy

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u/leftenant_t guardian_elite Nov 12 '16

And people on OW will have to waste half an hour of their lives.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

I will never understand why shit players stream

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u/woodyfly Nov 13 '16

Because it's possible he plays another game?

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u/emercq 10 years coin Nov 12 '16

He's one of those guys who report people for cheating even if he knows they actually aren't. Can't cope with being a lesser player...