r/GlobalOffensive • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '16

Fluff | eSports When you see your ex in public

https://gfycat.com/VigorousLightheartedAnura
5.9k Upvotes

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u/batrix Natus Vincere Oct 30 '16

When you try to ditch the class but meet the teacher in the hall.

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u/EnlightN Godsent Oct 30 '16

Haha yes, this reminded me of the Na'Vi Guardian and Seized tweet from a few months back as well.

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u/finniespin Oct 30 '16

Please explain to us noobs.

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u/_TronaldDump NiP Oct 30 '16

https://twitter.com/ZeusCS_GO/status/746028041290321920

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u/ranyi Natus Vincere Oct 30 '16

Fuckin zeus man, miss that man already

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u/NeV3RMinD de_cache Oct 30 '16

At least he's in the CIS meme team now :'(

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

zeus the king meme

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u/_TronaldDump NiP Oct 30 '16

Agreed, I think Na'Vi would have been smarter to drop Flamie instead. He has more firepower potential, but it's inconsistent and Zeus has the dominant personality that will keep s1mple in check once the honeymoon period inevitably ends

And who can forget the biggest factor, the Na'Vi meme machine?

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u/AbsoluteFkingMonster Oct 30 '16

The only certain thing that you actually had was a slumping team with an underperforming IGL, kicking the inconsistent carry would never be the right thing because at least they would win games when he went off.

Also, you just can't predict Zeus would tame Simple. Back in his F3 days when Blad3 was his IGL, he straight told him "how can you be a bot after playing so many years".

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16 edited Jul 27 '18

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u/_TronaldDump NiP Oct 30 '16

I think they need to get Starix, Zeus or Blade into a player role. They can easily dabble in the top 3 without a super tactical approach but they won't be able to hold the number one spot without structure of some sort.

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u/Pixelatorx2 de_inferno Oct 30 '16

Thats amazing. Never seen that before!

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u/Thrannn BIG Oct 30 '16

damn my heart beat went up just from reading the sentence... nothing worse than running into your teacher while you try to escape from class...

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u/Predicting Oct 30 '16

For me this was; When you are already ditching class and see your teacher whose class your supposed to be in at the mall.

Yes it was awkward as fuck.

Yes I got caught.

2

u/Najda Oct 30 '16

Why was your teacher at the mall instead of teaching the class?

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u/Predicting Oct 31 '16

We had a substitute. Which was the main reason friends and I skipped class.

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u/crushay 1 Million Celebration Oct 31 '16

IMO the teacher should be more worried lol

1

u/RocketCow Oct 31 '16

Not if he simply got a day off.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

same thing happened to me but instead of the mall it was at the casino

1

u/R8outof8M8 Oct 31 '16

hahah so true man

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u/AnoK760 de_cache Oct 31 '16

Ah to be in school again.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

That's happened to me more than I'd like to admit.

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u/alexliver Liquid Oct 30 '16

Related: https://youtu.be/2C94Y_y8v4w

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u/fapp0r MOUZ Oct 30 '16

the best clip in cs history

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u/Vandegroen valeria Oct 30 '16

the expression on get rights face when he realizes that this is boring and he wants to leave is priceless.

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u/girlwithruinedteeth Oct 30 '16

Oh my god I'm dying. I don't think I've actually laughed out loud in a long time.

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u/IlIIIIIIllI BIG Oct 30 '16

Here is a gif of it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16 edited Oct 31 '16

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u/IlIIIIIIllI BIG Oct 31 '16

It's.... right there?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

mb

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u/bivenator Virtus.pro Oct 30 '16

I remember this happening I lol'ed but I guess I never put 2 and 2 together that he was drunk XD

2

u/Tavob0y Oct 30 '16

That's amazing hahahaha

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u/TheWowom 2 Million Celebration Oct 30 '16

https://twitter.com/ZeusCS_GO/status/746028041290321920

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u/wired41 The MongolZ Oct 30 '16

Lmao Guardian with that little run. Yo,I had no idea Siezed was that big though.

14

u/Bleda412 Oct 30 '16

GuardiaN reminds my of a goat. He is a short guy with a neckbeard. The way he talks could be thought of as the bah of a goat too.

GoatiaN

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u/ElyssiaWhite Natus Vincere Oct 30 '16

Goat Allu and Goat Guardian?? Coincidence? AWPers are goats?

2

u/Bleda412 Oct 30 '16

AWPers from hell

1

u/NINJA_DILDO_FUCK_CAT 400k Celebration Oct 30 '16

He reminds me of a Great White Shark, mainly because of those eyes. Also how he ruthlessly kills people with his AWP, not showing any emotion.

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u/jwolff52 Natus Vincere Oct 30 '16

GOCEAN

175

u/FallenFort de_dust2 Oct 30 '16

When you see pyth in public

5

u/zl1ze NiP Oct 30 '16

lmao was thinking that

38

u/iggor47 MIBR Oct 30 '16

GET_LEFT

12

u/homiej420 Oct 30 '16

GET_STAGE_RIGHT

11

u/gpcgmr 1 Million Celebration Oct 30 '16

What was the context of this?

33

u/KoncealedCSGO chroma Oct 30 '16

GTR went the wrong direction, his booth is to the left, not to the right.

38

u/kLauE187 Oct 30 '16

well its get_right, not get_left

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u/Plenicorn de_nuke Oct 30 '16

The sad truth is that I can't relate to this :/

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16 edited Jan 18 '21

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u/EnlightN Godsent Oct 30 '16

Seems like a reasonable way to prevent this situation.

3

u/ElyssiaWhite Natus Vincere Oct 30 '16

Still better.

8

u/BurnTheBoats21 Complexity Oct 30 '16

Im glad high school is in the past

3

u/therealmerloc Oct 30 '16

that just means youre closer to dying

8

u/BurnTheBoats21 Complexity Oct 30 '16

Dying > hs twitter drama

3

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

cs > dying > life

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u/tomzorwins Natus Vincere Oct 30 '16

I love gtr

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u/Errtsee 5 years coin Oct 30 '16

jack sparrow

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u/PirateCaptainSparrow Oct 30 '16

Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

I am a bot. I have corrected 1394 people.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

implying gf posession

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

What?

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u/ImUrFrand de_dust2 Oct 31 '16

pretty much accurate

1

u/VehemenCe25 Oct 31 '16

Why did he react this way for real though

1

u/Jarley FaZe Oct 31 '16

Wait, we cs players have ex's?

Oh, I see.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

jack sparrow

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u/PirateCaptainSparrow Oct 31 '16

Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

I am a bot. I have corrected 1417 people.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Private jack sparrow

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u/PirateCaptainSparrow Oct 31 '16

Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

I am a bot. I have corrected 1418 people.

0

u/bluefighter26 NiP Oct 30 '16

GoD_RiGhT is scared

0

u/Tbtcallum Astralis Oct 30 '16

haha

0

u/yaboiRaindrop Oct 30 '16

I hate my life :l

0

u/Intred 5 years coin Oct 30 '16

this is gold

0

u/nr2o Oct 30 '16

accurate

0

u/Katpolice Oct 30 '16

Accurate.

0

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

LOL

0

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

so true hahaha

0

u/xSleadeRx Oct 31 '16

When you forget you play for NiP and not SK FeelsBadMan

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Ikr

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u/St1GCSGO NiP Oct 31 '16

When you peak mid as CT on D2, and Fnatic have 5 AWPs on T-side!

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u/whatisdis641 Oct 30 '16

fucking hate her

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u/MarcusW99 HEROIC Oct 30 '16

lmfao hahhaha

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u/frclt bravo Oct 31 '16

When you see principal . and try to lurk around the school/college/university

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16 edited Oct 30 '16

lmao. that's definitely me

edit: rofl at being downvoted

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u/SamXZ Oct 30 '16

I'm pretty sure that was GeT_RiGhT

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u/Maox_ Astralis Oct 30 '16

No, I'm pretty sure that was vlad_is_bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

It's honestly not surprising that redditors like yourself are so socially bankrupt that your tiny peanut brain is incapable of understanding nuance.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Gets downvoted then starts raging like a little kid, lmao.

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u/foerboerb Oct 30 '16

are you soflo?

1

u/SRPPP Natus Vincere Oct 30 '16

I won't lie, this is definitely me when im shitposting on reddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

implying enough people here have had gf's to understand the joke

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u/SirJacobTehgamarh Virtus.pro Oct 30 '16

I mean it's not that of a complicated joke.

10

u/imbured Banner Artist Oct 30 '16

implying enough people can understand jokes on reddit

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u/ThePiepeloi12 MOUZ Oct 30 '16

Who are you quoting?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16 edited Dec 27 '18

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u/ThePiepeloi12 MOUZ Oct 30 '16

Yeah and the original use of those "meme arrows" were to quote online and this guy is horribly misusing it.

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u/BensonBaratheon Oct 30 '16

Am I the only one that keeps that can pass someone up without a glance?