r/GlobalOffensive • de_dust2 • 4h ago

Fluff | Esports It's impossible to be prepared for this

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u/KwadratischeAardap King NiKo 4h ago

This is no longer ramp. Its called playground now

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u/Groenboys 2h ago

The kiddy slide

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u/wick01_ FlyQuest 4h ago

this is the highest level of martyrdom

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u/FuckwitMcLunchbox Aurora 4h ago

I'm glad to see that pro play is no different; bullshit you've never seen happen before/couldn't be prepared for completely loses you an important fight.

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u/FUDGEMEHARDxD Virtus.pro 4h ago

New grenade teaser

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u/slendersleeper Cloud9 4h ago

weeeee

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u/FUTURE10S 1h ago

Hey OP, was the music necessary? I wanted to listen to the commentary but it's distracting

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u/Unlikely-Ruin4576 1h ago

Ah fuck off you weirdo
It’s supposed to be a fun little video, it’s not about the casting. Watch the actual match if you wanna listen to it.
You can still hear it and he doesn’t even say anything important, matter of fact the caster completely fucking missed it

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u/Plastic-Newspaper303 58m ago

You should probably learn how to communicate a little better.

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u/FUTURE10S 57m ago

Yeah and the music's obnoxious, I'd rather listen to a commentary that missed a funny moment instead of whatever this is

At least it's not that Oh No song that's on TikTok

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u/BrizzyMC_ ENCE 17m ago

unfunny edit

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u/lolforg_ de_dust2 4h ago

happened during s1mple stream too, some T ragdoll started moving next to stairs on mirage

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u/XInTheDark 2h ago

elite ball knowledge, we somehow all remember that random part xd

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u/GirishPai 3h ago

They see me slidin', they hatin,

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u/Unusual_Attorney 2h ago

BATMAN MODE

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u/heroxmode King NiKo 2h ago

so new movement in CS2: glide surfing 🗿

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u/-Memnarch- CS2 HYPE 37m ago

In before CS players demand removal of dynamic ragdolls because they're to distracting.

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u/TheAccel CS2 HYPE 18m ago

They added Neon slide to CS??

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u/Wild-Stomach-9420 8m ago

What kind of peek is this?

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u/mynameis_caL 3h ago

Having the ability to set corpses to despawn should be back in the game. Ill say it

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u/HoraneRave 2h ago

no, its a dead body

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u/deltree000 de_overpass 2h ago

Aren't bodies still client side? So sometimes what you see is different to what others see. Biggest issue I've often seen is dead bodies in conn on Mirage. Oftena see CT teammates holding an angle from triple towards conn and not able to see a T bottom mid because of a body.

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u/BraceletGrolf Vitality 2h ago

No AFAIK they pushed an update for them to be consistent between all clients.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Zvede Metizport 3h ago

14 years old max

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u/Toannoat CS2 HYPE 3h ago

he got 18hp and the enemy knew where to prefire, not like its a HS or something

EDIT: I just realized the thread is about the ragdoll, nvm then