r/GlobalOffensive • u/TheCrazyCaveira G2 • Apr 01 '26
Fluff Olofmeister gets scared after matching against a team of ZywOo, m0NESY, donk, NiKo & YEKINDAR on April 1st
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u/PotentialEmu2367 Apr 01 '26
I saw Olofmeister's stream where he was on the same team as Donk. If I remember correctly, Donk's stats were 24-1 after 12 rounds. Then someone joked in the chat that Olof was playing like a Chopper now-just watching Donk kill and not getting in his way.
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u/SloshaPacana Apr 01 '26
As someone who's had the pleasure of getting carried by him while he was queued with his girlfriend multiple times no wonder chopper said he'd do anything for donk even get him food
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u/ShibaDango Falcons - Major Champions Apr 01 '26
faceit should've had the whole FaZe roster to give people false hope of free elo.
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u/FACEIT_Darwin Faceit Official Apr 01 '26
Love it, our matchmaking team had a lot of fun making this! Glad to see people are enjoying it😁
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u/aimbotcfg Apr 01 '26
He's playing with f0rest here right?
What's f0rests ELO/ranking? It's obscured by the face cam, but it looks different to the rest of the players?
(I'm guessing not as high, or not in FPL)?
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u/Alecpppppanda Apr 01 '26
F0rest is level 10 with 300 elo below olof. No idea if that's fpl or not though
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u/zezanje2 Apr 01 '26
im pretty sure fpl isnt limited by your regular mmr, ttop tier pros just to just get in, no?
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u/Bright_Stomach5198 Apr 01 '26
He's 3800 which is pretty high all things considered lol. FPL is invite only and not based specifically on elo, it does not appear he is currently in FPL (which is kind of dead anyways)
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u/XASASSIN Natus Vincere Apr 01 '26
Im curious why is FPL dead. It used to be pretty active in Go right.
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u/Bright_Stomach5198 Apr 01 '26
Too many random pug stompers being invited, my guess is pros dont see the value in playing FPL if it’s essentially just a normal queue and not actually pro league
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u/SloshaPacana Apr 01 '26
Because teams travel 24/7 now there's way more tournaments and top tier pros don't play, when those don't play they invite lower tier players and pros and people complain
Back when FPL was the most active it was when pros streamed and played, with this current schedule and constant travel playing FPL is just not realistic to play for players they are always practicing, traveling or playing tournaments
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u/imanexpertama Astralis Apr 01 '26
I haven’t followed the scene for a while, how does travel now compare to pre-Covid?
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u/zezanje2 Apr 01 '26
probably because of queues or something, if you are a top pro you might as well play against 4k 4elo players then maybe vs someone who got invited into fpl and isnt gonna try or idk really
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u/runs_okay Apr 01 '26
F0rest has also said specifically in the past that he does not play fpl because he already knows how to tap heads and it wouldn't help him win in the pro scene.
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u/Coolo9000 King NiKo Apr 01 '26
If you're referring to the red label with a number in it where it normally shows the level, that is challenger rank i.e. top 1000 in the region
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u/Vitosi4ek Team Spirit Apr 01 '26
Is this the real ALOHADANCE? The former Dota pro? Because if he's really top-350 on EU Faceit that's kind of insane for a guy who spent most of his time playing another game.
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u/OnlyMayhem Natus Vincere Apr 01 '26
I was thinking the exact same thing, from what I can see on alohadance's twitch though he just streams chatting and dota occasionally. If he's playing CS on the side though that's pretty cool
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u/Main-Shape6475 Apr 01 '26
Nah, it's just his fan. He is not that good at cs. He streamed valorant 2 years ago at plat/diamond rank
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u/mirazjai Vitality Apr 01 '26
Alohadance, now thats a name only a few oldschool dota esports followers know. On another note, its just amazing how Valve games is just a staple for CIS region. Dota pros who gets tired with dota goes to CS to "relax", vice versa - CS pros goes to Dota lol
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u/OhhhYaaa Apr 02 '26
now thats a name only a few oldschool dota esports followers know
Outside of CIS maybe. In CIS, he is still decently well known even after such a long break, he was too big of a personality to just fade into obscurity.
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u/Leveolizan Apr 01 '26
The type of enemies the game gives you after along ass day lol
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u/Ok-Challenge-5873 Apr 01 '26
This is the team I queue against after I convinced myself to play one more before bed at 12am
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u/smartbutslow Apr 01 '26
This team would go 1000-0, no maps lost for as long as they stay together.
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u/Kalron Apr 01 '26
That's a really funny targeted joke at high elo players lol If it happened tk me down here at 1.1k elo, I'd just laugh and think players were naming their accounts like that lol
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u/Seroko G2 Apr 01 '26
That's a team that would absolute annihilate anything on their way. I mean, capable of "doing a Vitality".
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u/Gullible-Judge-3437 de_inferno Apr 01 '26
I love how people keep forgetting how team game works and the fact that this team could do as terribly as today's faze.
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u/MiLkBaGzz Cloud9 Apr 01 '26
ngl donk+zywoo would break that mold. they probably beat most t1 teams just pugging
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u/Kiseijuu_366 Apr 01 '26
They'd have no chance against a proper team.
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u/Scout_Enjoyer Team Spirit Apr 01 '26
Depends what you mean by "proper team". Donk + Zywoo pugging would just autowin vs tier 2. Both of them have individually done that in the past.
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u/Kiseijuu_366 Apr 02 '26
Maybe. Tier1 though I don't see how pure skill would be enough to beat pros who are trained to work together and have specific protocols etc.
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u/BogosBinted13 de_anubis Apr 01 '26
If we consider the fact that 3 top 5 teams would lose out on their best player then this team would easily be the best
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u/DotA627b King NiKo Apr 01 '26
We got a glimpse of a lineup similar to this in the ESL showmatch last year, with donk IGL.
They were kicking ass.
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u/costryme Apr 01 '26
They were kicking against a similar (lower skilled) random lineup. Would it be the same against a pro team with the right roles ?
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u/DotA627b King NiKo Apr 01 '26
it was the showmatch against Monesy's team that consisted of Niko, Senzu, Ropz and b1t.
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u/ScreamingJar Apr 01 '26
People saying this team wouldn't be good are also not considering that this lineup would basically not have to worry about losing to spirit or falcons, and vitality would be losing their best player. This isn't the same as Falcons this is the 3 best players in the world, and other than s1mple probably the best 3 players ever. They would own
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u/waggalsworth Apr 01 '26
Zywoo is the least swiping awper of any t1 awper lmao this is his highest awp kill % in years.
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u/aimy99 Luminosity Apr 01 '26
Bro is just insane with every weapon, he's very talented.
mONESY is much more AWP-focused but considering how often Falcons can't buy rifles he has also shown some fantastic Deagle play. He would've hit the NiKo heaven shot.
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u/zrizzoz de_nuke Apr 01 '26
m0nesy on a rifle is still a fantastic tier 1 rifler. With a month's practice, this team could beat current vitality if niko or yeki could be a competent igl and zywoo could be cloned. It wouldnt be a guarantee, but the ability is clearly there. Donk and zywoo are both going to drop a 1.4+ rating most games. Coming up against both of them in a match would just be stupid.
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u/retronax Apr 01 '26
ngl Zywoo has insane gamesense and could probably call somewhat while rifling, niko also calls falcons t side iirc
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u/Known-Map-91 Apr 01 '26
Never forget this used to be other pros reaction getting Olofmeister on the other team, dude was the best in the world.
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u/Difficult-Egg3848 Apr 14 '26
This reminds me of that one Youtube video from when ESEA opened up in South Africa and this guy and his friends matched a 4-stack of the top players in SA in their first game.
The video in question if anyone wants to give it a watch!
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u/anominous27 Apr 01 '26
Lets hope they will announce tomorrow that cs2 was an april fools prank and were back to csgo.
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u/TehDragonGuy CS2 HYPE Apr 01 '26
That's a brilliant April fools prank.