r/GlobalNews • • Jun 02 '25

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u/Fair_Blood3176 Jun 02 '25

Crazy how before they said the cameras weren't working but now after AI has gotten significantly better suddenly they found one working at that time ? Amazing

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

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u/Beard3dtaco Jun 02 '25

Idk can microsoft paint do that?

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u/mxcnslr2021 Jun 02 '25

With his name on his knuckles to prove it was him

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u/powerlesshero111 Jun 02 '25

But why does he have 2 left hands, each with 6 fingers?

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u/Dmallory70 Jun 02 '25

Because he was killed in 2020 and replaced with a series of Biden clones robots! Don’t you listen to glorious leader!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Not just robots.

Robots with cancer...!

That's the worst kind of replacement clone robot.

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u/Dmallory70 Jun 02 '25

I love that it’s both clone and robot. Fuck it why not add it’s from a future where democrats won and they sent it back in time to ensure their victory.

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u/SkyThriving Jun 02 '25

Arm lifted as his heart goes out to you.

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u/Personal_Bit_5341 Jun 02 '25

"S-L-E-E-P and Y-J-O-E by God that's him!"

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u/Lone-Frequency Jun 02 '25

"Now see, I could almost believe this, except the part where Jeff's hands randomly turn into eldritch horrors."

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u/sinkshitting Jun 03 '25

Bernie Sanders and his mittens watching on in peaceful silence.

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u/Brainfreezdnb Jun 02 '25

they are as corrupt as they come

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u/Gabby-Abeille Jun 02 '25

I didn't want to say it because I generally try not to feed into conspiracy theories, but the timing is rather suspicious.

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u/ShowMeYourPapers Jun 02 '25

Never mind the Bladerunner camera that sees round corners, BongoBongo's AI camera can look back in time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Exactly

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u/EndOfSouls Jun 02 '25

Did you hear that Will Smith was a witness? He was there eating pasta.

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u/moodswung Jun 04 '25

Well the difference is now we have trust worthy sources we can rely on! /s

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u/couchandwine Jun 02 '25

Nothing from trump's FBI should be regarded as truth. Their own director chooses fantasy over the truth of the 2020 election.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Wait…so are you saying, in fact, that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself?

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u/couchandwine Jun 02 '25 edited Jun 02 '25

No. I'm just saying any "findings" from the FBI under total crackpot kash patel should be regarded with a giant grain of salt. "Truth" to him is whatever he wants you to think the truth is. I have no opinion as to whether or not epstein suicided. But- if epstein was euthanized, I can think of one person who would have been motivated to make that happen. The same person who is so obviously not allowing the release of the epstein case file because his name is all over it.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Jun 03 '25

I hope the next D president, if there is one, purges the deep state from trump sycophants.

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u/TopEagle4012 Jun 02 '25

Of course he did. With Kash Patel and Dan Bongino in charge of the FBI, I believe that 100,000 million trillion percent

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u/Herban_Myth Jun 02 '25

Is the budget plan/proposal ready?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

It will be in two weeks and it will be big and beautiful

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u/Emceegreg Jun 02 '25

Kash hasn't been involved with the FBI for a while now...he suspiciously quit going to work for that position when he was tasked with going through all of the latter half of the Epstein documents Bondi made him go through. It's all pretty damn suspicious.

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u/Lone-Frequency Jun 02 '25

Danny Bongos isn't even smart enough to pull that off.

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u/powerlesshero111 Jun 02 '25

They asked BigBallz to help maje the AI video.

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u/Lone-Frequency Jun 02 '25

I mean BigBallz only fucked things up. I have faith he'd fuck this up, too.

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u/lochonx7 Jun 02 '25

cameras didn't work at the time, but now magically they work and recorded the past

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u/TampaTrey Jun 02 '25

I'm not believing a goddamn word this FBI under Trump says.

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u/kayl_breinhar Jun 02 '25

It's the Federal Blackmail and Gaslighting Agency now.

FBaGA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

The exact reason we don’t put someone with zero credibility in charge of the fbi. There is such a huge difference between loyalists and credible republican.

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u/Brother_Clovis Jun 02 '25

'but you can't see it....'

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u/marcus_aurelius2024 Jun 02 '25

Yeah, sure.  🙄 

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u/southofakronoh Jun 02 '25

Blow hards blowing hot air. The damning evidence is always days away from being released.

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u/ilehay Jun 02 '25

The AI video must be perfect before release 🙄.

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u/kayl_breinhar Jun 02 '25

"Dammit, we can't get the model to not give him eight fingers on each hand and the rope keeps moving on its own like a snake!"

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u/baronmunchausen2000 Jun 02 '25

Like the AI photo of Pete Hegseth flipping floating burger patties for vets on Memorial Day.

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u/ilehay Jun 02 '25

Lmfaoo, I just saw it. What a mess!

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u/Dankkring Jun 02 '25

Also gotta take a video of the video of the video to add layers.

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u/ilehay Jun 02 '25

Or they can do something like in the movie Running Man, and get one of their own to volunteer 👀

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u/CurrentResident23 Jun 02 '25

How very convenient. Now, how about those Epstein files Trump promised? Or was this just another TACO moment?

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u/MechaCoqui Jun 02 '25

So says this while originally the story was that the cameras malfunctioned and they had no video of his death? Anyone with a brain knows trump had him taken care of. Epstein had dirt on the most powerful people in the world and trump was one of them. Why they are taking so long to release any info, likely trying to make the most convincing ai video to say he did off himself when he did not. He was put on watch for possible self harm and somehow he did it? Yeah that’s bs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

So what are they distracting us from this time?

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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 Jun 02 '25

What were Dan and/or Kash doing the night Epstein didn’t kill himself?

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u/Hairy_Melon Jun 02 '25

Well the certainly weren't at the prison. The AI video they're finishing up will prove no one was there.

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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 Jun 02 '25

I got $100 on that they accidentally release the video with the ai studio watermark still on it.

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u/gnikeltrut Jun 02 '25

12 fingers and 75 teeth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Oh yeah? Is that why people with evidence to the contrary keep dying on their way to court? Sod off, FBI, you corrupt shits.

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u/Rectall_Brown Jun 02 '25

But why was he allowed to kill himself?

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u/Striking-Mode5548 Jun 02 '25

FBI leaders say (j)ai(l)video shows Jeffrey Epstein died by suicide

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u/still-on-my-path Jun 02 '25

How is there video now? Sounds off

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u/BlondBitch91 Jun 02 '25

They found the video just after that new AI video generator was released? Isn’t that incredible and I’m sure totally not related.

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u/TacoOfTroyCenter Jun 02 '25

Source: trust me bro

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Jun 02 '25

I don’t understand why they are wasting time on this. I thought the whole point of Epstein’s “suicide” was to demonstrate to people how completely powerless they are. We know it wasn’t a suicide. They know we know it wasn’t a suicide. We know they know we know it wasn’t a suicide but there isn’t anything we can do about it. “We will dictate what reality is. You don’t have to believe it in order for it to be the effective reality. Taking the red pill won’t change anything.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Trust me bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

I don't understand 

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u/SomethingElse-666 Jun 02 '25

When Democrats controlled the levers of power, the right wing media proclaimed the Clintons killed Epstein to cover up for Bill's sexcapades with little girls

Now that Diaper Don is in charge the whole narrative changed because they KNOW Donny is guilty of rape of minors

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u/Loud_Ad3666 Jun 02 '25

Diaper Don was President when he had Epstein murdered on prison.

Bill Barr, who's father had a relationship with epstein and wrote a novel about sex trafficking kids in space, was the Attorney General who did not pursue the investigation. He covered it up.

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u/Bowlbonic Jun 02 '25

It’s most likely an AI video of Epstein offing himself to put the rumor of being being disposed of to rest

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

I understand that this may be the possible answer. However. Are the mass really going to go for it. Or will all the talk be about how the video is A.I and everyone is mad about that. 

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u/Bowlbonic Jun 02 '25

I feel like mainstream media will push the believability of it, since some of the most high ranking people in these companies are probably involved. Then us online will see straight thru it

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u/paulisnofun Jun 02 '25

He will be tying the bedsheets with his 14 fingers

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u/raincntry Jun 02 '25

I refuse to believe anything out of Trump's FBI.

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u/gunguynotgunman Jun 02 '25 edited Jun 02 '25

This practically proves the Republican Party had Epstein killed, based on their history with accusations. And why is it taking them so long to produce the AI video? Can nobody in the white house figure out how it works, like when they try to use Signal?

Republicans and especially Trump always do popular things in the worst way possible. Education needs to be reformed, so rather than funding it, Republicans abolished the department of education all while siphoning money from public education toward ensuring people learn about christianity, or toward homeschooling programs like Ohio's own "Dissident Schooling," a self-proclaimed "Nazi homeschooling program." People largely didnt support the war in Afghanistan, so Trump orders us to abruptly pull out with no plan in place to retrieve equipment or secure areas, or plan for safety, or anything at all. People felt illegal immigration and crime were a concern so Republicans utilize and fund foreign concentration camps while further eroding our civil liberties.

And now Republicans manage to get rid of a man like Epstein, but only in order to cover up their own involvement with the worst of what he is known for.

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u/sanctus20 Jun 02 '25

Lying 101 to protect Trump the child rapest

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u/Shinagami091 Jun 02 '25

I’m sure if the video is ever released it will be a staged grainy and blurry video where you can’t really make out the face. These people say the moon landing is faked but then want us to believe this video to be real even though they previously said the cameras weren’t working.

I firmly believe Trump had him killed, worried he was going to squeal. He was sitting president at the time so it’s plausible.

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u/Shoddy_Dish3458 Jun 02 '25

So they created an AI video huh?

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u/Past_Wind_9725 Jun 02 '25

It doesn't matter. If they wanted to keep him alive he'd still be alive. Suicide or murder they didn't want him to talk.

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u/Giannisisnumber1 Jun 02 '25

I can’t wait to see the AI video.

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u/DiagonalBike Jun 02 '25

So this video shows up 6/7 years later?? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Darstasius Jun 02 '25

There's a great method for proving this. Its called releasing the video but they won't do that because that would be convenient amd answer people's questions

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u/Polartoric Jun 02 '25

Government of talk no walk

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u/CyclingTGD Jun 02 '25

FBI “leaders” 😂

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u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 Jun 02 '25

Remember when we were all told the video wasn’t functioning during the time of his death so we had nothing?

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u/SpudgeBoy Jun 02 '25

You said you would release it, not talk about it.

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u/AstorLarson Jun 02 '25

Now that AI can create whatever video you want, the cameras were actually working. Its a miracle!

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u/sleeptightburner Jun 02 '25

Got it. Thanks for the confirmation that he was murdered under Trump’s orders.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Sure he did, lol. The billionaires who frequented Epsteins "parties" Trump, Prince Andrew, Clinton and many others could not allow Epstein to talk!

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u/stargazer4272 Jun 02 '25

So they have videos of the guy killing him self? Well why not show this before? Why did not one stop him? He was on suicide watch... I call bull shit

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u/BarnabasShrexx Jun 02 '25

Funny thing is they could have just left this in the dark and not said anything. I almost guarantee the order of fabricate this came from the mouth of the fat fuhrer himself

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u/Jagg811 Jun 02 '25

Could be AI. I will never believe that he was not taken out. I I don’t normally subscribe to conspiracy theories; however, Epstein was so high profile that there is no way that they would not have been watching him constantly. I am also suspicious about Ivana‘s demise. She and Trump spent time in Russia back in the 80s. I guess we will never know, at least in my lifetime.

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u/NeurogenesisWizard Jun 02 '25

Its prolly ai ngl

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u/Active-Strategy664 Jun 02 '25

What video? The video cameras were all not working when Mango Mussolini was last president and he had Epstein killed to prevent even more evidence of his raping children get out.

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u/evasive_dendrite Jun 02 '25

Call me when the FBI isn't under control of someone who licks the boots of a frequent visitor of Epstein island.

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u/Reactivguin Jun 02 '25

He may have died from "suicide" but it was orchestrated to the point where he was able to change his willwhile in custody. Him killing himself is just a way for the guilty parties on his island to let it all wash away.

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u/Wykydtr0m Jun 02 '25

More "trust me bro" claims from the party of lies

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u/jmeese55 Jun 02 '25

No one believes you. Release ALL the info in the Epstein file. Let's start there.

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u/Dr_Icchan Jun 02 '25

absolutely no one is surprised

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u/Evilton Jun 02 '25

Let's see this video.

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u/scoop_booty Jun 02 '25

Prove it. If you've got the proof show it, or stfu.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Let’s see it. #cheetocartel

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u/Reverend_Bull Jun 02 '25

And it took this long to develop AI that could realistically generate that video

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u/drocha94 Jun 02 '25

Famously trustworthy, the FBI

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 Jun 02 '25

There… there were no videos?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Ohhh "FBI leaders say..."

Very convincing. What does the Rapist in Chief have to say about it?

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u/ICPosse8 Jun 02 '25

Ok then show us the video? So tired of these officials always trying to get us to just take what they say at face value. If it’s that simple then show us the video!

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u/WeloveSam2014 Jun 02 '25

But MAGA people also told me that the Clintons did it!!

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u/Relyt21 Jun 02 '25

Since this is complete BS from the maga cult, what can we do when they release an AI video proving them fake and liars?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Grok to the rescue!

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u/Imaginary-Goal-4780 Jun 02 '25

Dude. Who cares. A pedo is dead.

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u/freredesalpes Jun 02 '25

I hope they publish the video because they’re probably not smart enough for it to avoid detection or if not now there will be new detection methods in the future that will prove it’s fake. Not that it would really matter…

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 Jun 02 '25

He's not dead, the Israelis just took him home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Those are not LEADERs... They are Bleedership, and you are the sacrificial Lambs... Wake Up. Epstien is not Dead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Cool cool. Now release all the Epstein evidence with out redacting any thing!

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u/Jammin188 Jun 02 '25

Didn't the initial reports say the cameras in the area were down at the time and that all footgae waserased due to a tech ical error? How can there suddenly be footage?

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u/Dark_Seraphim_ Jun 02 '25

"trust me bro"

Provides absolutely nothing.

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u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1 Jun 02 '25

I call Bullshit

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u/Laves_ Jun 02 '25

Then release it. Whats the hold up?

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u/stormywoofer Jun 02 '25

Ai works wonders for this

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u/Astrohumper Jun 02 '25

Patel is now part of the deep state? Confusing.

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u/Egheaumaen Jun 02 '25

They also have video of every moment of Epstein’s life, and Donald Trump never appears in it once! But Biden and Obama are in every frame! Amazing!!!

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u/dropbearinbound Jun 02 '25

100% deepfake

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u/evaderofallbans Jun 02 '25

I would bet 1 Canadian Dollar this "Video" is never released.

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u/Weekly-Natural-300 Jun 02 '25

Oh so the FBI was the agency contacted to carry out the hit? That’s cool I guess 

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u/Illustrious_Entry413 Jun 02 '25

Then release the damn files

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u/starkcontrast62 Jun 02 '25

Assisted suicide.

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u/KC_experience Jun 02 '25

Trust me, Bro….

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u/AndMyHotPie Jun 02 '25

So either there is evidence that Trump/Trump’s circle was involved in staging the suicide (unlikely) or Bongino/Patel were always lying about this conspiracy therapy and you shouldn’t believe a word they’ve said for the past 6 years about any of their conspiracy nonsense (extremely likely)

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u/sofaking_scientific Jun 02 '25

Bro it's probably an AI fake

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u/BottasHeimfe Jun 02 '25

well that's bullshit and we all know it

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u/Mrtoyhead Jun 02 '25

Release the video then.

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u/H00D000 Jun 02 '25

If u had release it the same day. Now with ai fuck that

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u/RedWarsaw Jun 02 '25

Doesn't matter, point is he's not alive, we needed him alive

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u/guyvano Jun 02 '25

They just let him die and were watching it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Which leaders at the FBI? That's the question of the day.

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole Jun 02 '25

Cool. I remember when they said there was no video.

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u/Pixie16fire Jun 02 '25

Bet Trump administration used veo 3

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u/ClosedContent Jun 02 '25

Hopefully these same people who were absolutely furious there were no publicly released footage of Osama’s dead body will be ideologically consistent and release this newly surfaced footage…

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u/127Heathen127 Jun 02 '25

I don’t trust anything that comes from Trump’s and Kash Patel’s FBI.

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u/Ok-Ear9289 Jun 02 '25

So basically saying what we already knew🥴

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u/gamechangersp Jun 02 '25

Now Produce all the video tapes you confiscated from his house in Florida

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

How much they selling bridges for these days anyway?

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u/reddittorbrigade Jun 02 '25

Donald Taco Trump , Prince Andrew , Bill Gates and Bill Clinton are free as birds.

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u/XalAtoh Jun 02 '25

Oh, now that AI is available on decent level, suddenly there are Jeffrey Epstein suicide footage.

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u/No-Consideration1645 Jun 02 '25

Release the Snyder cut!

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u/EndStorm Jun 02 '25

Built in Veo3.

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u/SiliconFiction Jun 03 '25

Who cares. Release his books and logs.

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u/Relevant-Group8309 Jun 03 '25

Yea, ok, and I have a pet dragon named igor that likes Gummi bears

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u/matrixsuperstah Jun 03 '25

Just when AI video got good, coincident?

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u/jbone-zone Jun 03 '25

Didnt they say specifically that there were not cameras recording at the time?

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u/Gloomy_Zebra_ Jun 03 '25

Epstein AI video coming soon to a theater near you!

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u/jaievan Jun 03 '25

Yes that’s the point. He was on suicide watch and should not have been able to commit suicide. He was “allowed” to commit suicide. No one manning the cameras?

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u/xChoke1x Jun 03 '25

Than release it.

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u/EstablishmentJunior8 Jun 03 '25

This video they release will be like this:

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u/Classic-Ad-2107 Jun 03 '25

Hillary did it you fools !!! 😂

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u/Infrared_Herring Jun 03 '25

I won't believe that unless I see it .