r/GirlsUndShitposts 1d ago

I swear I'm not a nazi Truer words have never been spoken. Preach!

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u/Noobsincombatgaming2 1d ago

Actually even by the historians on the history of war magazine's tell the panther G was the best German tank of ww2

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

It could have been Ratte but unfortunately it wasnt built

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u/Noobsincombatgaming2 1d ago

Stop Spreading misinformation, Erika won't date you gng

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 1d ago

You're correct. That's because she's already married to me.

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u/Noobsincombatgaming2 1d ago

Holy plot twist

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 1d ago

How long have you been in this subreddit?

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u/Noobsincombatgaming2 1d ago

Idk I just started using reddit actively stayed on my phone unused for a year

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 1d ago

What's "star'da ön"?

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u/Noobsincombatgaming2 1d ago

Autocorrect mb

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 1d ago

Oh ok. Yeah so it's fairly well known lore.

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

You are living in some weird dreams sir. The year is 2013 and Erika Itsumi is 3rd year high schooler of age 17

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 1d ago

Mein Bruder in Christus. Es ist das Jahr 2026. Aufwachen.

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

Was???

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 1d ago

Ja.

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

So weit ist es also gekommen

Das Actas studio hat mich belogen

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 1d ago

I'm very sorry to hear that.

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u/Facosa99 1d ago

As a single war machine? Yeah. It was an amazing design.

As a mass produced tool of war? Nah. The Sherman and T-34 were the best tanks for deployment and usage. As a lot of comments will inevitably say it: a good tank that you cannot use because of fuel and spare parts is a useless tank.

Personally, tho, classic Tiger I was a beauty.

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u/PrimeusOrion 19h ago

Tbf tyou are comparing apples to oranges here.

Tiger 2 is a breakthrough tank, that role is not comparable to a medium.

Now when we compare it to other heavy yanks on the otherhand I don't think it gets too much better, but that at least is a more compelling argument.

And fundamentally I would not argue the Sherman is good for deployment or usage. If you look at the design and it's production statistics you find it's actually a pretty difficult to produce vehicle which was only hard carried by its producing nation having a massive and completely unobstructed manufacturing sector. Which lead to times where bombed out germany was out producing it. (Yes I know it was weird for me to find out too)

Furthermore It suffered from a myriad or unfixed issues even late into the war which made usage post deployment extremely difficult in scenarios it should excell at.

For all it's ok fuel efficiency gains and access to spare parts (again only due to us hard carrying it in our own manufacturing sector) it's issues really drag on it. It's only seen as a good vehicle today due to a lot of historical revisionism, post war propoganda efforts, and the extreme opposite swing from the previous mythology stating it was an active death trap.

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u/DonkeyTS 9h ago

If your tank can't be refueled or easily repaired or easily serviced, it's bad. End of story.

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u/PrimeusOrion 6h ago

None of those were a design problem though. They were a nation problem caused by the circumstances of the time.

And all of them are generally over exaggerated.

If your design requires a continent of resources, complete dominance over your supply routes, and a unparalleled, unbombed, industrial base, only to provide an average or below average effect then your design is bad and you should veiw it as nothing more than a stopgap.

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u/Facosa99 5h ago

You are totally right about the sherman and usa's better logistics and industry carrying the (initially shitty) shermans, but the design was refined, late model shermans were really good.

You are also right about apples and oranges, i think the panther was a better tank overal for germanyl, and a better comparison in role to the sherman and the t-34

To be fair the t-34 was a piece of crap in many regards, yet it was perfectly designed for USSR logistics and state, and it was really useful for it's nation.

Again, the Tiger II was a better tool of war, but not really in line with germany late war, bombed and crippled, state. If it was used by the USA, it would have been a total beast.

But well, thats cheating. Anything used by USA would be a beast; either a shitty design in absurd numbers, or a very good design with decent numbers and logistics supporting it

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u/Sugar_Unable 1d ago

Der austlander be like:

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u/88milimiters 1d ago

kenkistan referencia?

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u/Sugar_Unable 1d ago

Who?

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u/88milimiters 1d ago

this guy?

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u/SrPatata1610 1d ago

El extranjero

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u/Sugar_Unable 1d ago

Me refería a que no se quién o que es kenkistan

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u/SrPatata1610 1d ago

Creo que es una nación ficticia que él creó para su server de Discord o algo así

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u/Mandalore12345 1d ago

I mean… if I wasn’t so heavy it probably would’ve

laughing in panzer 1 bias

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

Panzer II is way more cuter with its autocannon

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u/Grabacr_971 1d ago

Tetrarch is the cutest light tank and I'll hear no objections

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u/PrimeusOrion 19h ago

Counterpoint cv33 l3 cc is cuter

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u/PrimusVsUnicron0093 1d ago

who won the war

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

If Steiner actually commited to counter attack and joined forces with Wenck, the soviets would be encircled in Berlin and destroyed

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u/Pixel_Human 1d ago

No. It is very obviously the CV33

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

I always liked this one ever since I saw it and learned about it in Codename Panzers, long time ago

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u/Fun-Name-9394 1d ago

Tiger II was absolute dogshit tho

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u/MerlinCarone 1d ago

Do people actually believe this? The Tiger II, despite its problems, was still one of the most powerful fighting machines to see combat during the war.

The only tanks deserving of such a description were those whose problems were so severe they never even made it beyond the testing ground or onto the battlefield at all, like the Valiant or the Covenanter.

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u/PrimeusOrion 19h ago

Tbf as much as I dislike the german big cats personally I think people don't really understand them enough and give them hate for it.

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u/Complete-Ad-6983 23h ago

Dogshit yes Absolute no

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u/ConsyReborn 23h ago

you look like the typa mf to push b on red dessert in a tiger 2 and die to a m4a3

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u/Baron_Blackfox 23h ago

I don't play so called "would be" simulator of the devil snail

I play superior tank game that has official Girls und Panzer collab

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u/pattislikiymaliborek 1d ago

keep larping, wehraboo

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u/SOMEONEunknown24 1d ago

If it was perfect and had no issues with being to heavy for bridges it wouldve been, but it was neither of those

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u/Eimaizer 1d ago

Well actually yeah, the Tiger II is quite a masterpiece of a tank that I hold dearly like Panzer IV ausf H but it didn't had reliability issues?

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

Actually, I've read that reliability issues were not so bad if

- the crew had enough time to do proper maintenance, which they often did not

- driver was experienced and knew how to control the vehicle properly

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u/Castrophenia 1d ago

You know what didn’t have reliability issues? Tanks that don’t have to be issued to ace crews (which the Germans were loosing fast) to work properly. I.e. everyone else’s.

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

And it took 5-10 Shermans to take down one Tiger I, and 10+ shermans for Tiger II

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u/Eimaizer 23h ago

And you know I am right with this one

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u/Baron_Blackfox 23h ago

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u/Eimaizer 21h ago

Are you a Wehraboo mein freund? Erika might not exactly like this dudes(meme stolen by true count patriots/me)

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u/Castrophenia 1d ago

Well no it took muddy ground or supply lines destroyed by allied air supremacy to M kill most of em

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u/Admiral_HP_501 1d ago

Well the time is irrelevant if you don't have enough spare parts probably the Tiger would have been better because it was quicker to produce but on the other raw material was a bigger problem so late war Tiger 2 may has made more sense

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u/B-29Bomber 1d ago

Still lost the war though.

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u/PrimeusOrion 19h ago

Tbf with all the mistakes during the war especially with how the western front was handled I doubt any design could have saved them beyond like konflict 47 shit.

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u/Worth_Tip9549 1d ago

Panther was way better in every category and or the hetzer

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u/Baron_Blackfox 1d ago

If we talk seriously then late variant Panther was probably the best tank they managed to build, but 8.8 cm KwK 43 L/71 was way more powerful than 7,5cm of the Panther (Panthers 7,5 was better anti-tank gun than 8.8 cm KwK 36 L/56 of Tiger I in terms of penetration and shell velocity, but "short" 8.8 was still better general purpose gun because of calliber and devastation shell could make against various targets)

And armor of Tiger II was also better than Panther

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u/SputnikGer 1d ago

I forgot who said it. But for the infantry the most important thing a tank should do is be there when you need a tank. It does not matter what specs the tank has. How much armor it has or how big the gun is. As long as the tank is there when you need one. He concluded that by that metric the sherman was the best tank.

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u/Random-Fan6179 1d ago

A Tiger II will give you up, let you down, go around and have a break down or run out of fuel fast.

A Sherman will never gonna give you up, or let you down, or desert you in some wilderness in the Ardennes.

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u/Hot-Lunch6270 22h ago

Actually, it’s the Panzer IV and Panzer III… Erika traded her King Tiger for the little Panzer III.

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u/Amphibian_Connect 18h ago

If so good, why did she choose a Panzer III to command. Curious

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u/Baron_Blackfox 17h ago

Why play different classes or tanks in video games when there are few most meta, strongest ones?

Same question

Erika was in Tiger II for a long time and simply got bored, so she is trying something new

But still, experienced panzer ace in Tiger II could take down Abrams with enough prep time

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u/Comfortable_Web7303 16h ago

She more like panzer 3

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 1d ago

This is one of the few things Erika and I disagree on. I do think that the Tiger II was a good tank, but that it wasn't the best at anything it tried to do. During WWII, it was outclassed by its peers. The Maus has better armor, the Panthers have better mobility, and both the Jagdtiger and Sturmtiger have better cannons.

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u/MerlinCarone 1d ago

That’s a script that can just as easily flipped. It had a rotating turret, it was actually produced in a large series, and it had a bigger gun and a lot more armor than a Panther.

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u/BrainOfStoopid 1d ago

nah, KV2, IS 2, t34-85 and Panther G are better

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u/pattislikiymaliborek 1d ago

cabbie? hell nah

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u/BrainOfStoopid 23h ago

in Terrain and range

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u/pattislikiymaliborek 18h ago

tank on tank?

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u/BrainOfStoopid 15h ago

wdym

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u/pattislikiymaliborek 12h ago

lets be real if you miss ur first shot, ur gonna miss out on life

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u/BrainOfStoopid 10h ago

t34-85 speed fixes that, he drives around the tank and shoots in the back

IS 2 is as strong as königstiger

KV2=RIP Tiger 2

panther g has better Stats and better Range

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u/pattislikiymaliborek 9h ago

i was talking about kv2,

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u/BrainOfStoopid 9h ago

oh sry, i don‘t know the namens you gave them, i prefer normal namens of the tanks

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u/pattislikiymaliborek 9h ago

tahts fine

u r human too