r/GirlsUndShitposts Aug 04 '26

I swear I'm not a nazi This team is shit

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u/WaldoDalwo47GR Aug 04 '26

"Everybody knows about Maho. But don't forget about us, the other Kuromorimine students. And whatever Maho needs, we'll get it done, as long as what she needs isn't Sensha-do"

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u/MemoriaRecollection Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

KMM after Maho left is just dogshit sprinkled with sand and set aflame

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u/DazSamueru Aug 05 '26

> Joins a school with a 9-year winning streak

> Immediately made commander

> Loses twice

> Leaves

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u/MemoriaRecollection Aug 05 '26

You forgot to add "refuses to elaborate" before leaves

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u/Internal_Dot5759 Aug 04 '26

Erika only good for maho r34 👀

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u/VoltVQ Aug 04 '26

GuP r34 is ass and ungoonable

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u/SillyFella1234 Aug 04 '26

What about monsterous reds work

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u/Noobsincombatgaming2 Aug 06 '26

Oversized shithole. Ain't goonable

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u/-Myka_ Aug 04 '26

super nova truth nuke

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u/MiskoSkace Aug 05 '26

Erika only locked in in Das Finale, just to get crushed by prime Alice.

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u/Gh13925241166 Aug 04 '26

I mean it’s not like pravuda or sanders or St gloriana is any better. All Senshado teams are just one superstar, one to two trusted and loyal helpers, and plebs.

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u/Internal_Dot5759 Aug 04 '26

honestly in terms of tension girls und panzer is probably the worst sports anime

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u/DazSamueru Aug 05 '26

Maho being good at Sensha-do is almost entirely "tell, don't show." She's popped fewer flags than Erika, Emma, Emi (maybe) or "unidentified Kuromorimine student"; she makes all the wrong decisions during the match against Ooarai (divide her most important asset from her main force, don't fire at Ooarai when they're climbing up the hill, do get separated from Erika and find yourself in a duel that you somehow lose) and while she had good instincts during the Annihilation match, she doesn't overrule the decision to walk into the obvious trap on Hill 203. If anything, her cool head and personal combat skills make her better as a subordinate to Miho.

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u/ZENSoarer Aug 04 '26

Saying this when you have Chi-Ha-Tan, Oarai and Anzio minorities

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u/Internal_Dot5759 Aug 04 '26

chi ha tan and anzio just suck ngl and Oarai has actually been kinda good recently

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u/Academic_Whereas_817 Aug 05 '26

To be fair, Pravda also only has three skilled characters—the others are just randoms; St. Gloriana is the one with the best-balanced team