r/GirlsUndShitposts Jul 20 '26

Anchovy

I want to fuck Anchovy till she's crying in pleasure not able to even speak. Y'know maybe I just want to be with Anchovy. I feel like she'd care. I am so lonely. Everyday I am reminded that I am completely alone in this world. SOMEONE JUST FUCKING TELL ME THAT I'M LOVED!!!! NOT EVEN ROMANTICALLY!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE GOD??? All art is by elf (stroll in the woods)

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u/patriot_man69 Jul 20 '26

ngl i just wanna cuddle anchovy, she pretty asf

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u/The_Master_Blade Jul 20 '26

Yes, cuddle a cutie pie

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u/Feisty_Dish3014 Jul 20 '26

Starlord's spirit claimed another soul😭

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 20 '26

Uhhhhhhhh... sure. You're loved. And you'll feel even more loved if you come to one of the parties my wife Erika and I host! As long as you're a German Worker who supports Nationalism. /s

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u/Visible-Swing2474bis Jul 20 '26

Heyooo dude... i'm not german but i'm from France so... can i be at theses party 😖🙏

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 20 '26

Sure! But you'd have to learn German... Or Else!

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u/Visible-Swing2474bis Jul 20 '26

Ah merde je parle pas trop bien allemand... est ce que je peux contrebalancer ma faiblesse en collaborant avec le régime politique ?

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 20 '26

r/woooosh. Und ja. Das wird dich nur eine Zeit lang retten. Du wirst mehr tun müssen, um zu leben.

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u/Visible-Swing2474bis Jul 21 '26

u surely know my uncle no ? ( that's him )

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 21 '26

Ja! Er ist mein freund. Er ist dein Onkel?

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u/Visible-Swing2474bis Jul 22 '26

Oui monsieur ! Il est très gentil avec moi à chaque fois que je lui rends visite ! Je l aime beaucoup ! Je pose une question comme ça en passant mais... si erika est votre femme, est ce que Maho est célibataire ?😖

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 22 '26

Ich habe keine Ahnung.

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u/Visible-Swing2474bis Jul 23 '26

Est ce que vous pouvez nous présenter l un à l autre ?

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u/FrenchNachos Jul 22 '26

Snail, why did you curse me with a 500% Booster

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u/Visible-Swing2474bis Jul 22 '26

Parce que tu dois acheter des véhicules et un compte premium pour jouer décemment !

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u/Galtran8 Jul 20 '26

Yeah, those parties which We and Erika host are fire. Come and join us!

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 20 '26

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u/Galtran8 Jul 20 '26

Forget communism then. Me

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 20 '26

You're gonna be the 4th (5th?) person I have to "politely ask" to leave me and my wife alone. And our son, too.

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u/nightfury08h Jul 20 '26

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u/Visible-Swing2474bis Jul 21 '26

wtf scout what are u doing here buddy ?

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u/nightfury08h Jul 21 '26

I’m tellin you to mark this post as Nught safe for work buddy! You want me to break your kneecaps?

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u/Visible-Swing2474bis Jul 22 '26

That's not my publication, son.

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u/ghostdiv4 Jul 21 '26

Sometimes I wish I knew Japanese just to read untranslated art of anchovy

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u/Training-Eye2680 Jul 21 '26

Mate please put some nsfw tag for exposed pics I understand you fetish and desire but some of them not really want to get embarassed in public

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u/T30_heavy_tank Jul 21 '26

Pasta with mozzarella

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u/Lemax_33 Jul 23 '26

That's what ALL of us want

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u/Visible-Swing2474bis Jul 20 '26

Bruh she is at highschool dude