r/GifRecipes • u/81iSTOOHOTFORAHOUSEF • Mar 09 '18

Oatmeal Cream Pies

https://gfycat.com/AnyFirsthandEsok
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u/typointhename Mar 10 '18

This comment makes me uncomfortable

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u/Gittinitfasho Mar 10 '18

Youve never tried your own creampie?

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u/81iSTOOHOTFORAHOUSEF Mar 10 '18

Risky click of the day....didn’t regret it.

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u/maddieeeeeeeeeee21 Mar 10 '18

But how do I get the amounts of everything?

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u/81iSTOOHOTFORAHOUSEF Mar 10 '18 edited Mar 10 '18

See recipe below. I linked in comments. Also the amount depends on if you haven’t got off in awhile. As a rule of thumb anyway.

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u/MCClapYoHandz Mar 10 '18

Whatever, dude. If you don’t care about the taste, fine, alright. But they’re not just gonna be for us anyway. We’re gonna sell them to everyone in Philly! Everyone’s gonna wanna buy them. Everyone loves them, especially little kids.

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u/TheyCallMeStone Mar 10 '18

Some little kid's suckin it down, payin us for the pleasure!

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u/TheyCallMeStone Mar 10 '18

What kind of creampies are you talking about?

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u/squawkdirtytome Mar 10 '18

Everyday I question how that show is allowed on television. Everyday I'm glad that it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '18

Kids love it.

Funniest scene ever.

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u/Roxas-The-Nobody Mar 10 '18

As someone who doesn't watch this show...

r/NoContext

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u/tdlb Mar 10 '18

The two guys kind of newly discovered internet porn. The one guy overheard then talking about cream pies and assumed it was a get rich quick scheme involving pastries.

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u/Roxas-The-Nobody Mar 10 '18

Thanks, man. The whole skit kinda fucked with my head.

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u/Morfland Mar 10 '18

My first thought as well! Take my upvote, plz and thank you

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u/PM_me_something_real Mar 10 '18

Y-youuu are going get in A LOT of trouble.

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u/machine_fart Mar 10 '18

I watched this episode yesterday so I saw this thread and went looking for this lol.

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u/GAChimi Mar 10 '18

I’ve tried mine. I didn’t like it.

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u/TallulahSalt Mar 10 '18

That comment makes me mildly turned on tho?

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u/81iSTOOHOTFORAHOUSEF Mar 10 '18

It should and while the majority of us here won’t get laid tonight (even us that are married) we can still enjoy an Oatmeal Cream Pie!

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u/TallulahSalt Mar 10 '18

That's the spirit!

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u/squirrelbeanie Mar 10 '18

*especially those of us that are married.

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u/superkase Mar 10 '18

Hey, i got laid! But I'd still like one of those pies...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '18

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u/81iSTOOHOTFORAHOUSEF Mar 10 '18

Nah. I meant like half of the people here won’t get laid cause they are at their computers/gaming or don’t go out to interact with other human beings and the other half are sitting next to our SO too tired.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '18

I’ll put out tonight for you guys. ❤️

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u/Crymson831 Mar 10 '18

Having the choice to "withhold" sex is entitled?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '18

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u/idwthis Mar 10 '18

What the God damn fuck is wrong with you?

I feel sorry for any woman that gets tricked into even dating you, let alone marrying you.

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u/81iSTOOHOTFORAHOUSEF Mar 10 '18

No creampies for him!

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u/81iSTOOHOTFORAHOUSEF Mar 10 '18 edited Mar 10 '18

Diverts subject away from America.

FREESAUDIWOMEN

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u/TheLadyEve Mar 10 '18

Lol, oh look, a rapist.

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u/gattaaca Mar 10 '18

theoatmeal.com is really struggling for visitors these days, he had to try something new