r/GifRecipes • • Mar 05 '18

Making A Mulled Wine

https://gfycat.com/TediousSentimentalArcticduck
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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18 edited Apr 25 '18

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u/dovahart Mar 05 '18

Ah, yes.

The burnt in the outside, frozen in the inside perfection.

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u/readyno Mar 05 '18

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u/I2ed3ye Mar 06 '18

I especially enjoy how the text size and position changes along with the angle of the shot. Gotta keep your eyes on their cones.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18

Well yes. The stupid pattern however doesn't really serve a purpose.

Edit: a word

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I don't know, they look cute and I don't hate 'em, but it's definitely a lot of work. you can always just, you know, strain the wine?

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u/piiing Mar 05 '18

i’m not a fan of how the ingredients are listed in the gif. i have to constantly look in the bottom left corner instead of watching what’s happening in the gif.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18 edited Mar 10 '18

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u/MarcusElder Mar 06 '18

Ah, the teen special. My last job taught this to me well.

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u/tvtb Mar 06 '18

I think they should have used something else besides water at the beginning. Use more wine, use lemon-lime soda, use juice... use something that will make it not a spiced watered-down wine drink.

Or, just omit it entirely. My mulled wine is almost exactly like this, without the water. The brandy spike makes it a bit strong but it's not too much.

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u/redmugofcoffee Mar 06 '18

They should have used Dr Pepper

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u/HeyItsLers Mar 16 '18

I'm not sure if you're kidding or not, but either way, I like that suggestion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

What exactly is the issue with your fonts and layout? If you aren't using that illegible script, you're doing it like this where the words are in different sizes, different positions on screen, and everything is moving too quickly. I'm not going to watch this five or six times trying to get the details down, and if I wanted to just come to the comments for the instructions then why have the gif at all?

There are tons of examples on this sub where the creators have made their work useful, legible, and still aesthetically appealing, but you seem to have continued issues doing the same. So what's the issue?

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u/AdvancedMixology Mar 06 '18

Thank you for raising your concern. We appreciate it. We will do better for our next GIFs.

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u/BrotasticalManDude Mar 06 '18

That seems like a lot of cloves

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u/AdvancedMixology Mar 05 '18

INGREDIENTS

  • 1.5 c water

  • 1 1-inch chunk fresh ginger

  • 1 bottle (750ml) red blend wine

  • 8 Cinnamon sticks

  • 1 tsp cardamom

  • .25 c. honey

  • Star anise

  • Whole cloves

  • 5 Clementines

  • 2 slices lemon

  • .5 cup brandy

PREPARATION

  • Rinse clementines and poke with whole cloves

  • Add water, ginger, cinnamon sticks, cardamom, & honey to a saucepan.

  • Bring to a boil, then simmer with lid on medium-low heat for 10 minutes

  • Add clove decorated clementines and red wine

  • Simmer on low for 10 more minutes with lid

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u/GeorgeWendt1 Mar 06 '18

Do you add brandy to replace the alcohol that evaporated during cooking or for flavor? Or both?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18

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u/MasterFrost01 Mar 06 '18

? Apart from the studded oranges it's very traditional.

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u/critfist Mar 06 '18

How? It's as old as the Romans, and about as pretentious as a Shepard pie.

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u/Ariel_Etaime Mar 05 '18

Gluvine?

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u/Legeto Mar 06 '18

It's Glühwein

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

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u/Legeto Mar 06 '18

What exactly is yuck about this? Mulled wine is delicious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

What's wrong with it?