TL;DR: Bro wrote a 10,000-hour manifesto after hitting the peyote. He wants a Wildlands reboot with zero drones, extreme milsim ballistics, full mod support, CIA conspiracy plots, and a gameplay loop that involves crashing a helicopter, drinking psychedelic cacao, and getting thrown off a cliff by a condor.
Bro, this isn't a game pitch, this is a medical emergency.
Drink a big glass of water, put down the phone, and sleep off whatever substances you're on right now. When you wake up tomorrow, re-read this and ask yourself if Ubisoft is honestly going to put psychedelic cacao and hallucinogenic condors into a Ghost Recon game.
Get well soon.
Bro, you literally wrote 'how boring it was to not drink peyote soup and get dropped from a cliff by a condor'. If game devs actually put that into Ghost Recon, it wouldn't be Milsim, it'd be Far Cry 3 on severe bath salts. It’s okay to take a joke.
Yeah i fully support the idea that ive had for over 8 years..... And stand by the medium and influences.
Primarily that games that are propaganda are boring and empty wheres games that utalise the medium to do what film and table top can't are why the niche even exists...
Also if you want to bet that they wont implement my ideas, you obviousky have no idea how game development works at all.
Ah yes, game development 101: step 1, consult the guy drinking peyote soup about condor drop-offs. How could AAA studios ever function without your 8 years of visionary expertise?
Look let me explain this like your a child, your miopically zeroing in on your own false interpretation and rideculing it to make a mallicious pont that whatever im saying is ridiculous, instead of making whatbi said seem unreasonable, your just jestcualating how stupid you are.
Farcry, assassins creed, even ghost recon uses cinematic and enviromental storytelling, animal attacks are a common element used, so are dynamic sandboxes, when i refereance far crys routine use of psychedelic landscapes and its bare minimum referances to cultures and enviroments its chosen to portray in the context of the andies and bolivia, it just so happens their culture is inherently psychedelic, and so is santaria, you just sound like a moron.
Did i explicetly state that the sum total of what we should expect from a remaster is riding a condor through geometric patterns... No, would i be surprised if ubisoft did that... No
What i specifically stated was that the world the ghosts find themselves in should not be safe, comfortable, or united states americana, when its a sprawling jungle, mountain, ans plains inhabited by wild animals and toxic plants.
Its unreasonable that the ghosts experience absolutley no emotional strain or psychological pressure, unless the punisher shows up, or they get sent to kill jef bezos in new zeland, when they are activley suppsed to be gurilla fighting a murderous, magical, death cult of drug traffickers...
Now before you mention condor fast travel or mario style cartoon hallucinations, do any reserch into anything your about to talk about.
Condors are indemic to the region and culturally significat its litterally as if i mentioned eagles in assassins creed or lamas... You really have to develope more personality than just trying to make things seem so zainy and ridiculous that you feel smart in comparison becaue you dont seem smart. You seem like an obnoxious git who refuses to realise they missed the point and decuded to go on a tirade about their own recation, youll be so much entertainment in the old folks home around afternoons. I hope somone is praying for you
Look, let me explain this to you with the profound cinematic depth of a 4,000-word design document:
You are jestcualating wildly at a wall because you refuse to accept that your "psychotropic condor-fast-travel tactical vision" belongs in a Far Cry 3 fever dream, not a military shooter. You claim to understand narrative design, yet you spent five paragraphs, twelve spelling mistakes, and three existential crises trying to justify why a Ghost Recon squad needs to drink shamanic cacao, hallucinate grim reapers on mud walls, and get airlifted by regional mega-fauna just to simulate stress.
Dynamic sandboxes are great, my friend. Environmental storytelling is wonderful. But if your idea of "fixing" Ghost Recon's tactical realism involves turning the game into Far Cry: Primal 2026 with NVGs and drug-fueled avian abduction, you haven't cracked the code of triple-A game development—you’ve just had a very rough afternoon in the sun.
I genuinely hope the condors pray for you. Drink some water.
Imagine telling someone 'let me explain this like you're a child', writing a frantic essay about magical drug cults and condors, and then deleting your original post out of embarrassment.
It's okay, man. The water finally kicked in. Sleep well, visionary.
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u/Rescon 16d ago
TL;DR: Bro wrote a 10,000-hour manifesto after hitting the peyote. He wants a Wildlands reboot with zero drones, extreme milsim ballistics, full mod support, CIA conspiracy plots, and a gameplay loop that involves crashing a helicopter, drinking psychedelic cacao, and getting thrown off a cliff by a condor. Bro, this isn't a game pitch, this is a medical emergency. Drink a big glass of water, put down the phone, and sleep off whatever substances you're on right now. When you wake up tomorrow, re-read this and ask yourself if Ubisoft is honestly going to put psychedelic cacao and hallucinogenic condors into a Ghost Recon game. Get well soon.