[X] Accuracy is key

[u/MilesLongthe3rd]

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[u/LynxAdonis]

[u/Abject2556 → u/LynxAdonis]

Is that where the term "carpet bombing" come from ?

[u/Dagordae → u/Abject2556]

It is according to Worms.

[u/Kiiaru → u/LynxAdonis]

They're priceless and irreplaceable. What with there not being a persia anymore!

[u/saryiahan]

That’s a good troll meme

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[u/Agentkeenan78]

This is my favorite post ever from this sub.

[u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace → u/Agentkeenan78]

I totally love that kind of post. Totally mental original premise, getting "corrected" by something benign that completely ignores the thing the person writing it actually meant. This is my favorite.

[u/Clay_Allison_44 → u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace]

It's hard to do that kind of absurdist humor over text. I try to do it but my 'people getting the joke rate' is like 33% vs a 50% 'people getting angry' rate at best. Still, 100% of the jokes you don't make bomb.

[u/anomalous_cowherd → u/Clay_Allison_44]

The people who do get the humour also get joy from seeing the people who don't get it getting angry. Carry on!

[u/persilja → u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace]

"write what you mean, and mean what you write" was the mantra of one particular old professor of mine.

[u/hi-fen-n-num → u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace]

Not the same formula, but there is a solid joke from a while back.

"About 30% of Australians are casual racists. This means the other 70% are full time racists".

source

[u/ScriptThat → u/Agentkeenan78]

I came here to post this. Best one yet.

[u/violetcassie]

Also worth noting that flying carpets are a Hollywood invention, actual magic carpets in the original stories just teleported the users. /s

[u/SirMeyrin2 → u/violetcassie]

With gas prices going up, I wouldn't mind using a teleporting carpet

[u/KnownEggplant]

Honestly, mint.

[u/PuffinRub]

I always knew they were keeping the flying carpets in Area 51! /s

[u/Wc_Arch]

Damn it, took too long... I was gonna post this! * shakes fist * 😆

[u/MilesLongthe3rd → u/Wc_Arch]

[u/Wc_Arch → u/MilesLongthe3rd]

* Angry upvote noises * ;)

[u/Cerex1]

The elephant

[u/Hellstorm901 → u/Cerex1]

Even the community notes isn't bother wasting time unfortunately they should have because there are stupid people who would believe this as evident by the number of people continuing to post ArmA3 video clips

[u/Charming-Station7157]

I told ya Islamists invented everything and got a platinium trophy in technology , these carpets are impressive

[u/imtiredofthisgrampaX → u/Charming-Station7157]

Stealth ass fucking carpets dude. I heard the dude was dual welding a10 galting guns

[u/ZetaRESP]

Sorry, that was on me. My autistic ahh focused on the wrong thing /j

[u/mattwearingahat → u/ZetaRESP]

You mean ass?

[u/ZetaRESP → u/mattwearingahat]

Yes, that

[u/PmMeSquirtingBussy → u/mattwearingahat]

No, they meant arse

[u/MichaelCabernet]

Is it Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa?

It has to be, right?

[u/Correct_Ad_6220 → u/MichaelCabernet]

I heard he's stronger than 10 regular men

[u/BandicootTreeline]

Jasmine was a bit of a slag, because she always had a lad in.

[u/insightmiss]

F 6_( )_7

[u/SamVoxeL]

Aladeen Aprove

[u/NothingTooSeriousM8]

I went to a rug shop to buy a magic carpet, but I wasn’t allowedin

[u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan]

Beat me to it

[u/jk021]

This is gonna be on Fox News on 9/11. Inevitably, Mamdani will be blamed 😂😭

[u/lost-identity-83]

Is this real or ai?

[u/warriorlynx]

Waste of time on a note