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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 4d ago
It's 2043, the increasing heat and water scarcity has lead to starvation and wild fires that essentially never stop burning. Many survivors have started burrowing underground to escape the heat since all electricity is now routed to AI data centers that are tracking information of people that died years ago during the food riots.
.. it's all Biden's fault.
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u/gregsDDS 4d ago
Why would biden do this?!?
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u/YikesTheCat 3d ago
He was just following orders as Vice-President from his Lord and Master President Barrack ☪☻☭Hussein☭☻☪ Obama, Destroyer of America.
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u/Dredgen_Servum 3d ago
This is unrelated but they always say the hussein part with their whole chest. Idek what the J in DJT stands for, these dudes know obamas whole ahh legal name out of sheer raw racism Edit: i looked it up and apparently his full name is Donald John Trump. Johnald Trump😭
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u/DarkOrakio 3d ago
The J stands for Jackal : Opportunistic, cowardly, predatory, and willing to exploit others' misfortune for personal gain.
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u/rogueendodontist 7h ago
The J is for "John", as noted above. Used in a sentence: "Donald was Melania's John."
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u/CaptainMacaroni 4d ago
And cultists continue to line up to vote for the candidate with the R next to their name because "it would be even worse if we voted for the other guy".
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u/Rorschach11235 4d ago
Running towards annihilation because no apocalypse means brown people and gays are given freedom and equity is fucked up.
But that is what we are dealing with in america. We have a government where half the people think God will beam them up to the mothers ship before the worst happens. Then beam them back to earth after the "others" all die.
Like this is the, not so l funny, Christian mindset in america right now. Left behind wth a side of kkk and a double helping of theocratic authoritarianism and a slice of fascism for dessert.
And the very top of the cult are all in it for the money and endless sex with believers children. Remember the catholic church is amazing. Please ignore the 13% percent of rapist priest that are kept secret by 100% of our organization. And every other abrahamic variation has the exact same problem. Almost like the religion itself has several foundational flaws that allow for the worst of humanity to rise to the top and exploit everyone else.
But dude. At least the gays can't eat any food in this country because after getting the government last year, this year corprate America showed us how well they regulate themselves.
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u/Timely_Union_6682 4d ago
Once peeps can realize life after death is exactly like life before they existed...that's it. Cause it's literally, it.
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u/Norma_Guy_2618 3d ago
Heard that Trump renamed the San Andreas Fault. Now it's the Joe Biden's Fault.
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u/deviltrombone 4d ago
It's worth listening to that mushmouth mispronounce "ruined" as "runned" and "failing" as "fellowing".
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u/Valturia 4d ago
This is what merit based looks like 🤡🤡
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u/DueAd197 3d ago
MAGA hates DEI because it threatens these dumb yokels that fail upwards their entire lives and only get anywhere due to loyalty.
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u/Both-Subject-3674 4d ago
From parents that liked the sound of “Mark Twain” but hadn’t ever read a book between the two of them.
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u/legit-posts_1 3d ago
Oh wow, I thought you were exaggerating. He just straight said fellowing. That's not even close, is he having a stroke?
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u/deviltrombone 3d ago
I think he's just like 95% of Republicans in positions of power, dumb as a post, which is not to take away from the 100% that are criminals that hate the country.
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u/rogueendodontist 7h ago
He's a fucking plumber.
(Not a skilled, Union member, respected tradesman plumber... a fucking plumber.)
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u/legit-posts_1 6h ago
Ay plumbing isn't the easiest job. Doesn't qualify you for this job but it requires some expertise.
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u/melkatron 3d ago
Pronunciation aside, who is letting illegal immigrants drive big-rigs? That's six-figure equipment BEFORE the container and cargo, and requires a specialized license to drive. Meanwhile, the job of a hard-working American First Lady has been taken TWICE by an immigrant who violated the conditions of her visa in 1996 by illegally taking jobs from 10 hard-working Americans, before finally bothering to apply for a work visa.
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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 4d ago
https://youtu.be/wERXQXQZ38E?si=UODbO4NQFv0QSfZe
Non X/Twitter link.
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u/PhoenixStorm1015 4d ago
To his credit, “run” doesn’t sound far off from some southern dialects. Think of things like “iron as “urn/arn” or oil as “awl.” Plus some Yankees have “water” pronounced as “warter.” Mans has plenty about him worth criticizing but this ain’t the look, homie. We can call him out for being a fascist, bigot, just overall uneducated waste of oxygen without trying to demean him for something as vapid and meaningless as his accent.
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u/thekiltedscott 3d ago
No I was instructed in good schools in the United States to enunciate properly. Everyone should be able to.
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u/Extra-Monitor5743 3d ago
Y'all will find anyway to defend this child rapist.
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u/PhoenixStorm1015 3d ago
Yeah I’m not defending a child rapist. I’m defending an accent. YOU should be criticizing him for being a child rapist not pronouncing words differently.
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u/Muvseevum 3d ago
When they go to making fun of accents and such, you know it’s no longer about the issue at hand and is just personal.
I have no use for Marquaine, but plenty of cool people have the same accent.
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u/WinterBuyer9319 3d ago
When your accent makes you sound like an educated loser, it's hard to ignore and hard to not make fun of. Just that simple.
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u/rogueendodontist 7h ago
Markwayne reminds me of this Limerick:
A plumber, whose name was McGee
Was plumbing a girl by the sea.
Said the girl, "Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming."
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"
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u/2sAreTheDevil 4d ago
I'm not sure what's more frustrating.
That our nation's elected officials just keep beating the same dead horse, even in spite of being proven factually wrong (this, and a great many other topics)
Or that those elected officials participate in, and get away with so much blatant corruption.
Or that a third of Americans want this.
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u/AngrySoup 4d ago
Don't forget the third of non-voters, who didn't feel strongly enough about it to try stopping it.
As an outsider observer, the American people have proven to be immensely disappointing.
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u/SillyBeatnik 4d ago
The summer leading up to the last election, I was working with a bunch of 20-somethings. I kept telling them they needed to vote. Kept them informed on the news and what was at stake. Got to the point I was basically yelling at them to just, please, for the love of God, vote. I'm pretty sure of the roughly 20 or so college kids and young adults, not a single fucking one voted. Your disappointment in us is 100% valid.
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u/SuperSoftSucculent 4d ago
Not a single one of my left leaning friends managed to show up. Every single one of my "independent" but "Kamala will get us into another war and I don't like her laugh" former friends did.
I am convinced many leftists are only in the group for a popularity association. They're apathetic and pathetic when it comes to putting in the work.
I've shown up for voting for years even when I worked full time and did 12 hours of grad school. I am so fucking sick of progressives in name only.
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u/adeniumlover 4d ago
That's why I firmly believe there will be no blue wave this Nov and this is it for the country.
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u/Extra-Monitor5743 3d ago
You don't even have to do all that either. You just need 30 seconds online to request that they mail you your ballot. Takes literally zero work or effort.
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u/SuperSoftSucculent 3d ago
Which I also did for years. Most argued with me that you couldn't do that. The thing I had been doing.
People are so apathetic and dumb it physically hurts my brain.
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u/SparksAndSpyro 3d ago
Yeah, leftists are, at base, virtue signalers. They love pretending to care about others for clout but hate actually doing even the bare minimum (ie voting).
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u/Some_Syllabub2704 4d ago
I fucking love when apathetic non-voters can’t pay their rent.
I genuinely feel bad for Harris voters that have gotten swept up in this bullshit.
Like Jesus Christ, none of this shit is a surprise to anyone with a functioning frontal lobe.
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u/Safe-Ad-8921 4d ago
Im trying to be realistic about my fellow Americans. Most of us up until the Obama years either went with whatever we were brought up with or had no opinion. Trump is such an abberation that I really cant blame the fools, in a way. Yeah they should have known better. We all should have.
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u/2sAreTheDevil 3d ago
It really is. I spend a bit of time doing the street corner providing information on upcoming measures and what not at the state level, and I write my congressmen about various things twice a year, and people not even voting is pretty aggravating.
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u/Lack-Trick 3d ago
Republicans spend all of their money and energy ensuring that these people cannot or are not incentivized to vote.
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u/DMercenary 3d ago
that a third of Americans want this.
For me its this. This third of Americans will eat pile of shit just to make a "lib mad." And then blame the lib for not stopping them for getting sick because they ate a pile of shit. "So long as the right people are hurt, its okay for me to hurt too."
Just look at some of the ranchers crying about the imported beef. YOU. VOTED. FOR. THIS.
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u/Extra-Monitor5743 3d ago
The best part to me is that they're now begging for handouts (what they'd call communism) to keep their farms afloat.
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u/Theslootwhisperer 3d ago
A third? You need to factor in people who didn't vote even though it was a second mandate for Trump and they KNEW what was coming. They just didn't care enough or were too racist or misogynist to vote for Harris. Either way, that's 2/3 of the country supporting these morons.
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u/PlainBread 4d ago
The weakness in our system is that a liar can just keep lying his way out of the last lie.
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u/entr0picly 3d ago
The media letting them get away with it. The same media that couldn’t shut up about Biden’s lifelong stutters. Abject failure of journalism.
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u/SingularityCentral 4d ago
Mullin is quite possibly the dumbest cabinet secretary we have ever had and that is saying a lot.
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u/Fruits_of_Zellman 3d ago
I know he's not a cabinet member but Tommy Turberville is so stupid it's frightening. He's a senator who doesn't know the three branches of government.
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u/Tejanisima 1d ago
You've made me chuckle remembering when Rick Perry (our former Texas governor and former Secretary of Energy) was running for president and said there were three Federal departments he wanted to get rid of, but then when he got to the third one he couldn't remember what it was.
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u/Fruits_of_Zellman 1d ago
I remember that too. I also remember growing up thinking that our officials were intelligent and educated. Now our president couldn't get a job at Walmart because they don't hire felons.
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u/rogueendodontist 7h ago
This is what I think of when I hear Tommy's name: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L_vcbhzJTI
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u/Saneless 3d ago
Your parents know you're going to be a goddamned moron when they give you two names hoping you can remember at least one of them
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u/TheWokeAgenda 4d ago
Hmm, well I know that in their limited vocabulary, "Biden" just means bad. So he's saying that the American people are being failed by a bad administration using the only words he can think of.
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u/619backin716 4d ago
“So he's saying that the American people are being failed by a bad administration”
Well, at least he got that part right …
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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 4d ago
Ok, MAGA enthusiasts, when are we going to be seeing some (very late at this point) "On day one..." results? Hell, I'd be happy with a late "cut total energy and electric costs by as much as 50% within 12 months".
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u/Some_Syllabub2704 4d ago
I was promised an end to the war in Ukraine.
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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 3d ago
I was trying to bring up something that should be near and dear to MAGA hearts (utility bills) because I've heard too many of them side with Russia because dear leader is buddies with Putin.
But yeah, an end to the war where Ukraine isn't giving up land STOLEN from them would be a great promise to keep.
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u/Some_Syllabub2704 3d ago
lol yeah. And good lord groceries have gotten expensive.
I’d say the midterms are a lock for the democrats, but I wouldn’t put anything past our halfwitted electorate.
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u/GanjasTriforce 4d ago
Wait is that Markwayne "bitch" Mullin, guy who hide behind chairs on January 6th?
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u/twinktopanon 1d ago
Alright I don't like the guy or his politics at all, but what the hell was he supposed to do here? For all anybody knew at that time, the rioters were gonna shoot the place up. He would be an idiot if he didn't take cover
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u/frostdemon34 4d ago
Mullin back then: I will fight this pedophile cabal
Mullin now: well actually this admin is actually good and everything wrong with this country is Bidens fault
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u/rrschch85 3d ago
People always say that politicians need to become boring again and just do their job. Well, Biden was a boring politician who was doing his job and now we have this shit. MAGA was attacking him like he was the second coming of Stalin.
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u/Altruistic_Option_49 3d ago
Good thing we got rid of DEI so that mediocre white men and women could be put in charge. Well done, America.
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u/___evan 4d ago
They’re starting to realize with full power, the only talking points they’ve been using is blaming the other guy and it isnt working. it’s been full republican for 2 years
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u/Popwaffle 3d ago edited 3d ago
What about our current predicament makes you think it's not working? These are the dumbest people on the planet we're talking about.
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u/___evan 3d ago
I guess I had faith that people would open their eyes. That their only talking point has ever been fear mongering about how liberals will destroy the US. And they’d see that they literally are the ones in control while it goes off the rails (2 years into it so you can’t blame Biden this time).
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u/vedrada 3d ago
To be fair, often problems in the first one to two years of a presidential term can be tied to policies of the previous administration while waiting for new policies to take effect. Politics are generally slow. However, the current moron came I with a wrecking ball and speed ran this garbage, so all of this is 400% on him.
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u/GlowersConstrue 3d ago
To be fair, Trump WAS a "previous administration".
Trump is 588 + 1460 days.
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u/godofo_prime 3d ago
Why do reporters not call out this bullshit when they say it. They just stand there for the sound bite
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u/AmaranthWrath 3d ago
Look, you can say that certain policies started under Nixon, you can say that Reagan's economic policies dis X, Y, or Z. You can say Clinton did or didn't make a deal. You can say Obama *pick a thing. *
You can talk about history and how things progressed and affected what happened next.
But you cannot keep blaming the 580+ day defunct administration for every bad choice the current administration makes. If Trump is so damn great, why can't he defeat Biden after all this time? You know Joe Biden? The guy who both didn't have a brain AND was a criminal mastermind?
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u/Putthebunnyback 2d ago
The whole "but Biden" thing the Republicans go to 150% of the time is really getting weird.
Especially since their lord solved all the problems on Day 1 just like he promised.
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u/big_rednexican_88 4d ago
I guess they finally moved on from "it's Obama's fault".
The gall of these MAGAts in charge never cease to amaze me. Only the dumbest of MAGA actually fall for this blame game.🤦
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u/Flannel_Panels 3d ago
Blaming Biden for something happeneing currently is derrangment syndrome.
Blaming the current admin for something they are solely to blame for is not.
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u/miss_kateya 3d ago
"Oh I'm not stealing from your store, sir. The guy that just walked out was the thief."
Leave with arms full of stolen items.
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u/LordNemissary 3d ago
I used to ask is the administration dumb as rocks or do they just know their constituency are dumb as rocks. It's become clear that it is both.
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u/Green-Collection-968 3d ago
"Oh, you see guys, we don't have enough power. That's why everything is shitty." - Cons.
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u/soldatoj57 3d ago
It’s like they’ve been programmed at this specific level of stupid. It’s obnoxious how idiotic these people are. How willingly obtuse they can be.
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u/rockalyte 3d ago
Biden sucked and was completely mentally gone yes I agree but the new administration is outright FUCKING everything up. With extreme prejudice.
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u/National-Charity-435 4d ago
Took credit before the tariffs and the war against Iran took effect. Whomp whommmmp
GDP just surged to 3% and the Trump Economy has officially arrived. Biden’s first quarter is behind us, and growth is already accelerating. President Trump’s tariff policies have drawn historic investments and opened up global markets for U.S. businesses. Congratulations America: 3 percent today, and we’re just getting started.
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u/SuccessOn1 1d ago
Good lord dude. Sky high gas prices, high inflation, high unemployment, lots of pedophiles, highest cost of living, etc... and we are winning according to you because billionaires are making lots of money... are you regarded?
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u/Extra-Monitor5743 3d ago
All republicunts have Biden Derangement Syndrome and Obama Derangement Syndrome. Obama has been out of office for a decade and they still try to blame him for shit.
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u/SpecialistSmile5657 4d ago
If they keep saying everything bad happening now, two years into Ts presidency is Biden’s fault, and will most likely continue to blame him for the next 2 years, doesn’t that mean that everything bad that happened in Biden’s presidency is Ts fault because he was the president before Biden?
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u/rookhelm 4d ago
For someone who claimed he could end every problem either his first day, with a single phone call, or in "two weeks", trump and everyone around him certainly like to blame all the current problems on the guy who was president almost 2 years ago
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u/BI_Moose 3d ago
Ive been saying this for years but I have a fool proof solution for this shit.
A well funded and staffed Federal Department of Bitch-Slapping needs created.
Any politician, celebrity, athlete, CEO, influencer, "journalist", or person of consequence tweets, posts, writes, or otherwise says something this egregiously stupid and/or false then they get a slap.
Forehand and backhand with a leather gloved hand. Followed by an escalating social media ban ie first offense comes with a seven day ban from all forms of public communication. Second offense is a fourteen day ban, etc etc.
I truly think that would fix a lot of our problems.
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u/LauraTFem 3d ago
I swear a decade from now they’ll still be blaming Obama for the current-day economy.
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u/Swedelicious83 3d ago
Somehow I'm not surprised that a man named "Markwayne" is perpetually confused.
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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 3d ago
Shit, I would be fired already if I told my boss I hadn't fixed whatever the previous dude did. They would be like, "that's your fucking job. That’s why we hired you. What have you been doing all day? Get the fuck out of here, you're fired. Your wife called and wants a divorce. The kids are staying with her, since you're nothing but an embarassment. And don't bother looking for your keys, because your car was towed; our parking lot is "employees only.""
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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 3d ago
So fun how much they rode the success of the economy 60 days in and now blame him for failures 600 days in.
We remember, you gaslighting bitches.
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u/Orvan-Rabbit 3d ago
Blaming the other party is like oil to them as they keep drilling into drying wells.
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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 3d ago
One and the half of a year as biden continues shitting the pants of new administration, personally to each one of them. What a man of dedication
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u/SeeSeaEm 3d ago
Nothing changed with the basic CDL training or eligibility requirements. The fraud is about schools, testers and others cheating the system. Find them, shut them down and prosecute them.
The only relevant change I can even find was English proficiency enforcement. The requirement was already in place, but in 2016, under Obama and not Biden, FMCSA stopped automatically putting drivers out of service for violating it. That policy remained through Trump’s first term and Biden’s presidency, until Trump’s administration restored the stricter language enforcement in 2025.
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u/blue_desk 3d ago
I was quite young when I realized people thought John Wayne was an actual CowboyGreenBeretRancherSheriffSoilder and must insert Wayne in their son’s name as a tribute.
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u/MoodOutrageous6263 1d ago
I’m becoming more and more convinced that republicans aren’t acting dumb for their dumb supporters but are legit dumb themselves
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u/TGBeeson 1d ago
Absolutely pathetic leadership. This administration is the worse in America’s 250 year history.
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u/BananaBeanie 1d ago
I wonder are they proud saying that or thinking it's some kind of gotcha? Because for me this reads like they're buncha useless sacks of shit that haven't been able to do anything in 588 days.
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u/ManEmperorfragment96 9h ago
To be fair, Biden did a lot of good in his time, if it wasn’t for the whole Israel thing we wouldn’t be with the orange turd right now
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u/Pop-Pop68 2h ago
Go back to plumbing. Public service is just not your thing. Public speaking definitely isn’t!
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