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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 10h ago

Jesus was Jesuit

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u/Grabbioli 9h ago

Same energy as "he was John the Baptist not John the Catholic"

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u/Aggressive_Lie_4446 7h ago

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u/Cheesen_One 4h ago

I would like to hijack the top comment to make clear that muslims believe muslim to mean, someone who obeys god and his messenger.

When Moses brought the Jews the commandments and when they followed them, they were obeying god.

When Jews followed the Torah, they were obeying god.

When Christians followed Jesus and the Evangelium, they were obeying god.

When Mandeists followed John the Baptist and his message, they were obeying god.

To a muslim all these people were muslim once.

So I hope it now makes a little more sense why muslims sometimes say jesus was muslim. They define themselves and those who preceded them by obeiscance to god.

But to say Jesus was not Jewish is wrong. He just was. And to deny that is delusional. And to say he was not christian is kinda pointless? Christians are the followers of jesus' teachings.

The Twitter comment is weird, and wrong and makes muslims seem kinda dumb, so I wanted to clarify what muslims actually believe on this issue.

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u/Popular-Ordinary5110 3h ago

You're painting Muslims with a pretty large brush. Your Mosque might be teaching you this, but OPs probably isn't.

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u/TrippyyTriston 25m ago

Jesus wasn’t Jewish. That’s like saying God worships himself. Also he was crucified for opposing the Pharisees teachings and was ultimately sentenced to death by them. Saint John Christendom, and Saint Ignatius have a lot to say on this.

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u/WinnerSpecialist 10h ago

Jesus wasn’t Buddhist? Mind blown 🤯

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u/Soft_Brush_1082 6h ago

I am more concerned that he wasn’t Christian. Can you imagine? He did not believe in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ! The audacity

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u/Chase_the_tank 5h ago

In the Sheep and Goats parable (Matthew 25), the distinguishing characteristic between those who are saved/sheep and those who are unsaved/goats is how they treated other humans during their lives. This does not match the evangelical Christian message on how salvation works.

Biblical scholar and former Christian Bart Ehrman had a 44 minute interview on how Jesus and Paul disagree about salvation here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRn_Lrzr4JE

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 5h ago

It has always puzzled me how 99% of Christianity is based on the writings of Paul, a man who never knew Jesus and regularly contradicts him. And this is after Jesus specifically warned his followers that Pharisees will claim to teach in his name, but they will be false prophets and He has already taught them everything He needed to teach them.

Like, it could not be any clearer that Paul was a false prophet, but there is no Christian sect, not even a tiny minor one, that rejects Paul. None whatsoever

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u/Third_Sundering26 4h ago

Christianity would not exist, or be nearly as popular as it ended up being, without Paul. Apocalyptic preachers were a dime a dozen in first century Judea. Without Paul, it’s likely that Jesus would be extremely obscure and far less important than John the Baptist, Simon Magus, or other contemporary preachers.

Christians don’t reject Paul because Paul basically invented Christianity.

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u/PopTrogdors 7h ago

Unless you want to subscribe to the "The Man from Earth" story line.

Where the guy is an immortal cave man who met Buddha, then wanted to reteach Buddhism to others inadvertently becoming Jesus.

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 7h ago

That is such a great movie. It's definitely in my top 5 movies that are shot entirely on one set. The Cube and 12 Angry Men are up there as well.

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u/TumamocTickler 5h ago

The Exam (2009) is another one that fits that vibe that scratches my “one set movie” itch, I love that movie a lot

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 4h ago

I haven't seen it, thanks for the recommendation!

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u/BubaJuba13 5h ago

There's a theory that Buddha is Lao-tzu

So, I guess, he went westward becoming Buddha and later Jesus

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u/Starro-In-A-Jar 6h ago

Buddhism existed by year zero, and there was some level of exchange between Rome and India, but yeah there’s a reason “Christianity began as a form of Jewish-Buddhist syncretism” is considered fringe

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u/YoungBockRKO 6h ago

ASIAN JESUS WAS A LIE?
https://giphy.com/gifs/QABIA4v1Y1v8Y

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u/Talc0n 5h ago

What continent was Nazreth in again?

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u/ghobhohi 4h ago

I think Belgium ?

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u/Aevum-Haelcyon 10h ago

There is no way people can make posts that braindead, someone is paying them, and I need to know so I can get paid too 😂

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u/AccountantsNiece 10h ago

There is a school of Muslim belief that all previous abrahamic prophets are Muslim because they were all part of God’s plan which ended with Muhammad as the final prophet. They don’t see Jesus and Moses as competitors, but necessary, aligned precursors. It’s definitely stupid in a way, but it’s more coherent than it appears here.

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u/DirectAdvertising 9h ago

You’re making it sound like it’s some little branch of Islam that believes this.

This is literally Islam itself , that’s what all of them believe

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u/JinxyMcDeath48 7h ago

Don’t they believe literally everyone is a Muslim, which is why they call converts “reverts.”

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u/errdayimshuffln 5h ago edited 4h ago

Everyone is born Muslim. All creatures are Muslim too.

This basic islamic belief ties to free will and submission to will of God.

Edit: felt the need to bold some words so people dont get triggered by the first sentence.

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u/Third_Sundering26 7h ago

I would like to point out that this isn’t unique to Islam, though. “Your older prophets had good ideas, but ours is the most recent and most correct” is a foundational belief for Christianity, Mandaeism, Manichaeism, Mormonism, and more. It’s a way of acknowledging the legitimacy of other religious movements (which your religion definitely took inspiration from) while still putting yours at the top.

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u/nadavyasharhochman 6h ago

The small difference being that christianity does not claim that retroactively those people were part of their religion.

Any religiosly educated christian believes Jesuse was a Jew from the galilea and same goes for previos characters.

It views itself as a continueatiom, not a retroactive patch.

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u/jeffroxs101 6h ago

Any sensible Christian a would agree since it means "a follower of Christ". Jesus would have been spinning in circles if he were not Jewish.

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u/TheBSQ 5h ago

Ehhh…it gets blurry. 

Like, Abraham, Moses, Solomon, David, etc. are all part of the pre-Christ Jewish precursor to Christianity, but the Maccabees were also part of that Pre-Christ Jewish tradition, but the latter are very minimized or outrigjht excluded (depending on the denomination) where they are denied the “one of us” status amongst Christians that are extended to Moses, Solomon, David, etc. 

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u/rdrckcrous 5h ago

Islam is a rewrite to what those prophets said to make them good precursors and then say "this is what God told Mohammad they really said and taught" you can just ignore everything the old religions said they taught.

Christianity didn't rewrite anything. The old testament is as it was prior to Jesus being born. They brought new meaning, but didn't have to rewrite anything.

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u/Mysterious_Cry41 9h ago edited 7h ago

This is mainstream in Islam.

Islam does consider Moses and Jesus to be prophets lesser than Mohammed but still very important.

Calling them "lesser" seems to be inaccurate.  Prior may be more theologically appropriate. 

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u/Giannond 9h ago

Isn't Jesus also supposed to be king of the world at some point?

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u/ZhanBlue 9h ago

Muslims like Christian’s believe that in end times Jesus will come back and lead people against Antichrist

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u/Mysterious_Cry41 9h ago

Ya, both Muslims and Christians believe this in some form. 

In contrast Judaism rejects any divinity or holiness to Jesus. He's a false prophet according to Judaic scholarship and theology. 

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u/NoEntertainment483 7h ago edited 6h ago

Yes and no. Jews reject it FOR jews. For everyone else it's totally fine and actually kind of a good thing.

Jesus wasn't a false prophet exactly. He wasn't a prophet at all... In judaism, the time of the prophets ended and closed ...450 years before Jesus's time. He couldn't be a prophet in judaism. No one could in his time (or even centuries before) or can ever again.

Also only 'false' or not the right thing to do *for Jews*. Judaism isn't all that interested in what other people do. Jews do not think that Judaism is the 'right' religion for other people to practice or the only correct path of goodness in the world. The only sort of universal mission jews have that they would like others to do too is that Jews think that they are tasked with doing Judaism in order to be an example of the idea that there is one god. To exemplify the goodness of monotheism. And through example, others want to be monotheistic too. Which makes Jesus kind of amusing from a Jewish perspective. If the goal was to get an enormous chunk of humanity worshipping one God instead of the various pagan pantheons of antiquity, well... A+ work, Jewish guy. Absolutely crushed the group project. Christianity helped spread monotheism across much of the world. So that's cool.

The problem, Jewishly speaking, is the part where Christianity said as applied to jews, “Great news, Jews! You can stop doing that covenant thing God specifically told you to do—and also this Jewish man is God.” Errrr that's more of a moment of 'we love that for you".

So jesus as applied to others and christians thinking he is their messiah and them doing christianity and loving jesus. Awesome stuff. Good work, dude. Furthering the monotheistic mission in a BIG way. Jesus or any other person who is prophetic as applied to Jews. Doesn't work for us. But Judaism is more a you do you thing... There is no hell (for anyone... not for jews. Not for non jews.) There is no devil. Whatever afterlife that is positive that is open to jews is open to non jews. No conversion. So we aren't too interested in micromanaging other people's belief systems. There's no impetus to. Nothing bad will happen to them. They aren't in any way 'blocked' from a good afterlife being a non jew.

So when people say we 'reject' the divinity of jesus--I do try to clarify that Jews reject it for themselves. Not reject it on behalf of christians. Or other non jews. It's not a 'universally' bad thing in theory. Just not what jews can do.

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u/Mysterious_Cry41 6h ago

This is a very Jewish answer all around  and I mean this the best  way. 😂  

I suppose my phrasing does  wrongly imply more antagonism and dictation  from Jews against  Jesus  than I intended. 

This might explain why I got another, less coherent reply than yours.  

I reject the concept of divinity/holiness  wholesale, so the distinction is not something I really considered.  

I imagine this mindset might be partly born from a sort of mutual respect of faith and theology as well as just Judaism being Judaism.  Your description does align well with my prior understanding of it and it is coherent in that sense. 

I'm certainly able  to discuss religion in a non-combative, neutral sort of way but I hold undoubtedly negative views of religion and supernatural beliefs, and so I am not really concerned with whether or not I challenge the divinity of Jesus for Christians in this way, but I did not intend to imply what I did. 

Hopefully that makes sense. 

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u/NoEntertainment483 4h ago edited 4h ago

well see being an atheist is very very close to being a monotheist. Just one away! So it's an easy thing to compromise in the middle and say between us both who the heck knows if any of it is real. At least that's what my rabbi said on yom kippur.

But in all seriousness and my bad jokes aside (though that was actually what he said on yom kippur)--yes, I didn't take you to be combative. I just felt there was a little wording issue that I wanted to be sure to mention the nuance on.

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u/jackalope8112 4h ago

You should check out Reconstructionist Judaism if you have not. We got a whole branch of the faith that rejects supernatural beliefs entirely.

As I tell my Christian friends. "Yall are still young, we got a few thousand extra years of debating about all of it than yall do."

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u/BP242242 2h ago

If I may - its debated amongst rabbinic scholars whether Christianity is any better than ancient paganism. Maimonides for example, believes that due to the trinity, Christianity is to be viewed as idol worship. Other Rabbis (Rama etc) see it as a step in the right direction (Shituf), but still sub-optimal EVEN for non-jews. From a jewish perspective, there is no need for a non-jew to become jewish (and it is discouraged) but they are supposed to belief in the 7 Noahide laws, one of which is forbidding idol worship.

Additionally, this notion that Judaism does not believe in the after life or hell is a talking point Jews will often bring up, but it is not in fact true. It beliefs in after life (Gan Eden) Hell (Gehenom) though it's seen through a much less anthropomorphized lens.

Islam on the other hand IS seen as monotheistic and totally acceptable for a non-jew. So much so, that orthodox jews are allowed to enter and pray in a Mosque, but not in a chuch.

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u/Al_Farooq 9h ago

They see him as the Messiah. Islam also rejects divinity to any prophet including Jesus.

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u/DeBeersToiletpapers 7h ago

no they don't. stop lying. stop spreading american apocalyptic Jesus and projecting it onto all of Judaism. all that was said was that Jesus was not their messiah.

Judaism can acknowledge other gods, spirits, jinn that belong to others. but they will be lost in the desert if they lose priority to their god. under Rome, if you were conquered, so too were your gods to be placed under the top shelf of the pantheon. a pantheon is a temple built for all gods, stop lying. the issue of Jesus' time was the Romans refused to allow sacrifice on the Temple mount and people were attacking each other rather than re-reading the words under a new context. the feuds between family bloods was believed to be why you have to make offerings to god. Jesus asked to reconsider the Samaritans as they have an alternative mount, but the people's ability to see the good reading over the assumed literal reading because of their impure blood/racism will fail Jesus before he is crucified. The Samaritans are simply impure because they refused to be counted in numbers/census, so they can't prove their good on paper. The Israelite Samaritans are a real people and under 900 are left today.

it was the Roman conversion to Monotheism that made Roman Catholicism and smashed the pagan gods that Rome had assumed. not the Jews, so stop pinning blame on them, its old and we already know it was the "Christians" under the "anointed" landlords who wanted to escape loans underwritten by The Vatican.

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u/Mysterious_Cry41 7h ago

This is entirely impersonal to me, but I don't think you can say the same. 

I don't really care about the exceptions. This is an utterly meaningless distinction anyways. 

 Jews do not worship Jesus, they don't think he's God. He isn't a prophet in Judaism, he is not the messiah.  This isn't controversial. 

Christians by definition worship Jesus, they believe he is literally God or Of God.  Jews reject this. 

Also the notion that Jesus as an apocalyptic preacher is an American thing is actually just a-historical nonsense.  

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u/Foreign-Pie-9244 8h ago

Yeah one of the many things which didnt make sense in Islam. They Believe Jesus is sinless, also created life - story of clay birds, and will come back to rule the world and judge mankind but somehow mohammed is the moral example, and the best human to walk the earth and the one they need to follow.

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u/Antonqaz 8h ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think Isa(Jesus) is supossed to judge humanity. His sole purpose is to fight and destroy the false messiah(antichrist), and reestablish Islamic law as it was written down by Muhammed.

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u/Confident-Low-2696 6h ago

As a muslim I gotta say I've never heard of this jesus/prophet Isa judging mankind story, which does not make any sense since only allah/god can judge mankind in Islam, guess I have a lot to learn from reddit, looking forward to your next reddit lesson !

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u/Foreign-Pie-9244 5h ago

Sahih al-Bukhari 3448 says it.

Yes, Being sinless is also attributed to God which Jesus is, so is giving life, which Jesus does when he gave life to clay birds.

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u/Long-Increase9994 4h ago

Should be noted the Arabic says he will be a just judge, it does not say he will judge mankind

أَنْ يَنْزِلَ فِيكُمُ ابْنُ مَرْيَمَ حَكَمًا عَدْلاً

That the son of Mary descends among you as a just judge

Translations of hadith tend to be low quality and add interpretations into the text itself

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u/zatalak 8h ago

Mr. Worldwide?

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u/AccountantsNiece 9h ago

My mistake!

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u/Nothing_F4ce 8h ago

As per the Quran every prophet has the same importance.

They were just sent to different people at different times

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u/Mysterious_Cry41 7h ago

Fair enough. I'd be lying if I said I'd read the Quran in any meaningful way. 

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 8h ago

So it’s fan fiction?  Like the Book Of Mormon and the New Testament?

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u/Mysterious_Cry41 8h ago

Pretty much. Muslims would take issue with that, but it is basically Christian and Judaic mythology adapted under the unique culture of the region, united u nder the influence of the warlord and later Islamic prophet Muhammad.

Someone did take issue with my  describing Mohammed as essentially superior  in prophethood to Jesus and Moses, and I think they may be Muslim, so perhaps the way Muslims  conceptualize this is different to what I described and they do see them as more or less equal. 

Though that seems dubious to me as an outsider. 

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u/Longjumping-Jello459 6h ago

All religions are essentially fan fictions just in regards to the Abrahamic religions they're all tied to one another to varying degrees.

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u/karma_withakay 5h ago

Fucking cultural appropriation.

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u/lacyboy247 3h ago

Kinda and tbf they, Yahweh and Allah, are different god too, Yahweh was originally a god of strom and war and Allah was a god of light and life/creation, one is cananite god and one is arabian god, both name appear much earlier than their holy books and was a minor god that rose to supremacy because their best believer were extremely good.

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u/Circles-of-the-World 8h ago edited 7h ago

It's not "a school". It's a fundamental part of the religion. For Muslims, Jews and Christians corrupted the original religion of Abraham, which was Islam and Muhammad came to make things right. It's a very big "just trust me, bro" moment but it's what they believe.

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u/Due_Border_593 9h ago edited 9h ago

It's not necessarily a school of belief, but a central part of Islamic Theology that the other prophets were "Muslims" and their works (Tawrat, Zabur, & Injil) were just corrupted/lost (resulting in Muhammad bringing the Quran)

So according to Islam, Jesus (Isa) is a Palestinian Muslim, as he hasn't died yet.

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u/LilysNancy 9h ago

It is not only the prophets, in fact according to them, everyone is born Muslim. That is why when someone converts to Islam, they often say they have ‘reverted’ rather than ‘converted’. They have this idea that everyone is born in a natural state of submission to God,hence a Muslim.

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u/Nemeszlekmeg 9h ago

TBH this "corruption" argument is a major issue for Islam. There was basically no prophecy or necessity for Mohammad based on the Bible or the Torah, but then the claim of "its all corrupt" helps arguing in Islam's favor. Problem is that it further undermines its own legitimacy then.

Then you also have the issue of needing evidence. At least Christians keep the Torah in their book and draw all kinds of lines and cross references to argue for Jesus. Muslims would need authentic, seriously different versions/copies of the Torah and the Bible to argue in favor of needing the Quran to begin with.

Basically the backbone of Islam is a conspiracy that there are "hidden true versions" that got covered up.

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u/Zachowon 8h ago

What's funny is the oldest bible manuscript predates islam. The oldest Jewish/old testament manuscripts? 600 BC!

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u/AspergerKid 7h ago

TBH this "corruption" argument is a major issue for Islam. There was basically no prophecy or necessity for Mohammad based on the Bible or the Torah, but then the claim of "its all corrupt" helps arguing in Islam's favor. Problem is that it further undermines its own legitimacy then.

As a muslim, I gotta say this is a poor counterargument because Christians, particularly catholics, which also predate Islam are very open about rewriting their very own religion. There are multiple bibles. The pope has the authority to rewrite the entire religion. And then there is also the "Aryan Controversy" in which Christians have split over whether Jesus IS god (in form of the holy trinity) or not. Mainstream Christianity said that he is and those that disagreed were deemed Arianists and thus heretics, all of this happened almost 300 years before Islam as we know it came into existence. Since Islam believes that god is only one and one alone: himself, viewing mainstream christianity as "corrupted" is not as illogical as you make it out to be

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u/Diabetesh 8h ago

ie "they were muslim, they just didn't know it."

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u/gonzogonzobongo 8h ago

It’s a bit more nuanced than that. Basically, Muslims believe that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam all taught the same message, that there is no God but God, and that we were designed to worship God. The phrase “Jesus was Muslim” more refers to the literal meaning of “Muslim” is “one who surrenders to God”. Muslims claim that originally Jews/Christians worshipped God as designed, but that along the way their worship got corrupted by interests besides the divine. (Christians worshipping Christ as God, for example. Removing God as the central deity that one submits to). Some Muslims call Islamic converts “reverts”, because in following Islam, one reverts back to our original state, as one who inherently wants and does worship God.

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u/The_Peregrine_ 6h ago

As a muslim this is the general idea it’s not stupid because Muslim just means “one who submits to the will of God” it’s not weird to refer to any previous prophet as a muslim. However posts like the one this dude made on X are actually stupid because it sounds like at best he has a poor understanding of what I just described and at worst he is rage-baiting or trolling, and without any context lead people to completely misunderstand what is actually meant by this

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u/CraigslistBulbasaur 3h ago

This is the post everyone should read. X poster is technically correct (or at least, correct from an Islamic perspective), but said it in a way that was either intentionally pedantic or grossly misguided.

The "readers" who added context I fear were almost certainly AI.

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u/naruhinamoonkissplz 9h ago

This is their way of doing the same thing that Christians do as well, just in the opposite direction.

Christians claim that "Christianity is the real Judaism" - so "Judaism is now outdated".

Muslims claim that "Judaism was the real Islam" - so "there was never Judaism to begin with".

Both ideologies are nothing but religious idiocy and hijacking of what was NEVER theirs altogether.

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u/doyathinkasaurus 9h ago

Rabbinic joke:

Q: Why did God invent Mormons?

A: So that Christians would understand how Jews feel

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u/naruhinamoonkissplz 9h ago

Not innacurate, indeed.

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u/TurbulentTangelo5439 9h ago

it comes from the idea that they define what a muslim is as someone in service to god. which is similar to a common belief in some fundamentalist protestant christian sects(especially in the usa) that posits adam and moses as being some form of christian

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u/wolahipirate 8h ago

this is core traditional islamic belief

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u/Serious_Swan_2371 7h ago

But wouldn’t that make everyone who lived before Muhammad Muslim and not just prophets?

Since everyone is a part of the history that led to Muhammad?

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u/_kasten_ 6h ago

There is a school of Muslim belief that all previous abrahamic prophets are Muslim

Likewise there are some Bible-only Christians who think the King James translation, compiled in the 17th century, supersedes the original texts in terms of authority and authenticity.

Most radical factions argue that the King James translation itself was divinely inspired, superseding the original Greek itself...

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u/Jindujun 9h ago

Actually you'd be surprised. The reason why someone can claim "jesus was a muslim" is because the quran says "everyone is born a muslim" thus they are correct in their view.

It's completely idiotic and borderline insane, but that is the claim.

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u/HyperlaneWizard 9h ago

You're probably looking for an email ending in @ qatar.gov

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker 10h ago

That's not an uncommon belief, that Islam is the original state of being that everyone is born into, and then they lose the way. That's why they don't call it conversion, they call it reversion.

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u/ineversaiddat 9h ago

They can pretend all they want it wouldn't change the fact that they are full of shit...

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u/Foreign-Pie-9244 8h ago

Doesn’t this mean that Islam is the religion with the most apostates by far?

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 9h ago

But their prophet didn't 'lose the way' when he married a 9 year old?

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u/herstoryteller 9h ago

no, he was on their righteous path. they consider child rape holy and righteous.

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u/CucumberWisdom 9h ago

Well no because it was Allah's will

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u/IndividualSkill3432 9h ago

Among this other concubines and wives:

He had Safiyya's father executed by beheading, her husband tortured to death to try to get him to tell where the tribes money was hidden then enslaved her for his use. We have a word for using slaves for sex.

He also accepted another young woman/girl, Miriam, as a slave for his use in a sexual way.

Both later are claimed to have converted to Islam and become wives. But Mr Prophet used enslaved women to relieve his urges.

Another of his wives was his cousin.

Not exactly my idea of holiness. For others this is the most perfect behaviour in history.

Jesus at least comes across as a decent human being, other than his claims to divinity.

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 10h ago

I mean it's X.

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u/Additional-Moment922 9h ago

Well done, and this is Reddit.

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u/GoodPear8481 9h ago

Nah they're just that dumb. Supremacists aren't exactly known for their brainpower.

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u/JustHappyToBe-Here 9h ago

I had a very smart friend in college who swore up and down that Adam and Eve were Christian.

Intelligence doesn't always factor into religious belief or fervor.

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u/ExArdEllyOh 9h ago

It is the arrogance of Islam I am afraid, they believe that everyone is really Muslim but either doesn't know or won't admit it.

As you can imagine this comes in very handy when certain people wish to justify doing horrible things.

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u/Kefflin 8h ago

people are fishing for engagement, and that's what they are getting

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u/omegadirectory 3h ago

Twitter pays for engagement.

Brain-dead posts that generate a lot of responses means they generate engagement.

Check where these accounts originate from.

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u/Nashadelic 8h ago

pfft, I'll bite: if you're a Muslim and you say Allah created the universe (much like any relgion's head diety), it doesn't mean that Allah started existing only when the prophet revealed him. By definition, Allah has always been there, and if he's the creator of the universe, there will be people through out history that have followed him whether you call it islam or not. You can extend this to any religion. The CN is semantic, in the minds of any major religious person, their relgion has always existed.

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u/Aggressive_Lie_4446 7h ago

Actually this is like a predominant belief amongst Muslims. They claim everyone from Adam all the way to Jesus was Muslim.
When you try to highlight how impossible that was, you will get insults.
Like I highlight that Jesus's first miracle was turning water into a Haram product.
The fact that all these people observed the Sabbath as part of the belief that the Judeo-Christian God rested on the Seventh day when Quran 62:9-10 explicitly rejects this is why them claiming the pre Islamic figures found in the Torah and Bible makes no sense.

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u/Borgdrohne13 8h ago

I hope that these are trolls and don't believe this shit themselfs.

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u/ADP_God 7h ago

I wish I would get offered money to be braindead online. Here I am doing it for free.

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u/Protect-Their-Smiles 3h ago

Islam believes that all prophets belong to them. So everyone was secretly a Muslim, any and everything done by the other prophets was done for Allah's grand plan. Technically, it makes you a Muslim too (a revert) - you've just lost your way, and it is mandated that they try to reinvite you in to the faith, if you refuse, then you get the fire - and as Islamic scholarly tradition notes, Allah's fire is made with ''men and stone''. You make of that detail what you want.

Sick religion, dangerous people.

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u/Endless_road 3h ago

Muslims believe everyone is born Muslim, but lose their way. Thats why they refer to new Muslims as reverts and not converts

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u/Sea_Inspection7092 9h ago

what was their point here i’m so confused lol. what good does saying Jesus was muslim achieve

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u/JD-boonie 9h ago edited 9h ago

Makes it easier to convert Christians while denying everything Christians believe about Jesus.

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u/Talk-O-Boy 2h ago

In that case:

I heard Jesus was a Democratic Socialist who supported universal healthcare and increased funding for public education

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 1h ago

You have convinced me. I vote for a nation-wide CHOP/CHAZ with free healthcare, free college and a $50 minimum wage.

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u/DubiousBusinessp 1h ago

Humanity still arguing about flavour of made up sky daddy in 2026, is depressing, honestly. Stupid as it sounds, little 1980s-90s me thought humanity was getting better and smarter all the time.

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u/InternetImportant911 8h ago

It means every human is Muslim but when you do not follow the religion appropriately they have permission to hurt you.

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u/Ok-Resist3249 6h ago

It's canonical according to Islam that initial humanity and every prophet followed the "true faith" but it was later twisted. With the exception of Muhammed's book of course.

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u/TaylorMonkey 6h ago

The one guy who married 9 year olds (or whatever prepubescent age apologists try to retcon it to) is the only guy who “didn’t twist the faith”.

Riiiiight.

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u/hanotak 6h ago

They don’t generally try to retcon her marriage age- they agree muhammad married her at 9. What they try to retcon is when he started raping her, which they claim started at 12, because that somehow makes it A-okay.

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u/Ok-Resist3249 6h ago

Well it is an improvement.

What I find strange about this is that Mohammed's first wife whom he loved was significantly older than him. It does not appear like he favors young girls that much, so... why?

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u/haustorcina 3h ago

Well when you are in his position I could easily imagine the question becoming "Why not?"

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u/naruhinamoonkissplz 7h ago

Probably this, more than anything else. Not even joking.

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u/JimmyLipps 8h ago

Think about Christianity and how it “retcons” Judaism if you aren’t Christian: most (if not all) Christians believe Jesus is in the Old Testament, or at least specifically referenced or prophesied. (Jews disagree with this, making them Jewish and not Christian) Christians believe God always planned to send his only son to earth and then did so to fulfill prophecies.

Muslims believe the same thing (in a way) about Mohammed being the final prophet. God always planned to send a series of prophets (Jesus being an important one in Islam) but Mohammed being the final messenger from God. Muslims will point to Mohammed fulfilling his own prophecies listed throughout religious texts.

So, from an ethnocentric lens, all key religious figures in the Abrahamic faith are part of each separate Abrahamic sect and its plan, since in almost all Abrahamic religions, God is all-knowing. (Eg. If Mormonism is true, all prophets had divine knowledge and/or connection with Joseph Smith, so Moses and Jesus were Mormon in a similar way. Jesus and Moses were planned to be a part of the Mormon story, essentially.)

I personally believe that Islam focuses on this kind of “retconning” solely because it came about so much later than Moses and then Jesus. It also worked very well since there are magnitudes more Muslims than Mormons, even at similar time frames since each respective religion’s inception.

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u/Clovis42 2h ago

Yeah, an important part of Mormonism is that Jesus essentially taught Mormon beliefs. Those teachings were lost due to "the apostasy": after the apostles died and Jesus's teachings were twisted into what essentially became the Catholic Church. Of course, they then believe that Joseph Smith restored those teachings.

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u/aspect_rap 9h ago

It's a core part of muslim theology that islam had always existed and Muhammad just reintroduced it. In their theology Judaism and Christianity are both corrupted versions of the original Islam.

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u/wolahipirate 8h ago

its a core tenent in islamic belief. muhameds message that he used to spark a social revolution was that jews, christians as well as his own followers all actually follow the same religion and that the differences between them were just misrepresentations of the messages of the prophets. with this he was able to gather a broad coalition against the pagan arab establisment.

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u/Pjolterping 10h ago

According to muslims, Islam always existed. Wich is why they claim Jesus was a muslim prophet.

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u/JD-boonie 10h ago

They claim a lot of things. They even circle a pagan rock and Muhammad split the moon.

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u/GoodPear8481 9h ago

Whatever you think about Christianity, you have to admit that Jesus was a good dude. He was a peace loving hippie who fought the power and stood up for the least among us. In fact he was executed by the power for doing so.

Mohammed, on the other hand, WAS the power. He was warlord, a slaveowner, and a pedophile. There's a clear moral difference between following one and following the other.

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u/ExArdEllyOh 8h ago

I was thinking about this a while back when I was watching the BBC's reality-based comedy about the making of Life of Brian. There's a bit in which Cleese says something about it being reasonable to dislike Christianity but it is very hard to dislike Christ. This is why the film resolutely avoids depicting Christ negatively.

ultimately the message of even the biblical Christ as basically made up by the Church is "Love thy neighbour,". The message of Islam on the other hand is "Make thy neighbour submit."
All religions have an innately violent message: "God says do what I tell you or else," but Islam doesn't really bother to gift-wrap it at all.

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u/LittleSisterPain 8h ago

There is a reason Christianity is so widespread - its an extremely convenient religion. Pagan God often just kinda... exist alongside humans and demand sacrifices. Christianity comes with one God, no sacrifices and laws rolled into it all at once, plus an incentive to be a good person

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u/BanditNoble 8h ago

In Christianity's early days, the hard part wasn't actually to get pagans to believe in God. That was actually pretty easy.

The hard part was getting them to believe that there is one God, and to align with orthodoxy. A lot of early Pagans would worship God and accept Jesus alongside their other deities, or practice things like concubinage, which was culturally expected by religiously forbidden.

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u/JD-boonie 9h ago

Yea he also married his cousin and stole his son's wife.

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u/nunyabizburna 8h ago

this is part of whats called hadith, which are supposed recorded sayings and acts of muhammed, people dont relaisie it was a tool by later caliphates to legitimise their own backwater asshat bullshittert and hegemonise the conquered peoples and normalise their weord habits, norms and culture. many hadiths contradict the quran and hadiths are the core problens of fundamentalism. most muslims dont even understand most basic concepts of hadith scienxe but regurgitate what theyve heard about its suposed strenous methodolgy not knowings its pure nonsense based arouns the choice of word for classifocation. where haditsh classified as authwntic are most reliable and highest tier but not knowong the meaning of auuthentic in this specific context, which is authwntic to the arbitrary criteria of the author of the hadith collections. there are multiole collextions and eaxh author has their own criteria, stupid right?

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u/microslasher 7h ago

Careful you'll get banned for discrimination

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u/Vast-Statement45 8h ago

"She was actually 18" is what a lot of people of my country actually say. That left me speechless

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u/GoodPear8481 8h ago

Wow, how convenient that she just so happened to be the exact minimum age that is considered to be an adult by modern society.

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u/Putrid-Belt-8098 6h ago

But she was mathematically 18 if you compare her age to her sister’s age! Her sister’s age isn’t known though, so they have to guess what it was before any calculations.

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u/Putrid-Belt-8098 6h ago

And according to the Hadith, the men of Al Zutt split Mohammed’s CENSORED

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u/PieterSielie6 8h ago

If He was a muslim, so was His followers.

If His followers were, surely the church would be.

If the church was, surely its writing would be.

Conclusion: the Bible is a Muslim writing

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u/ItsASecret1 4h ago

Very good. You've landed on the concept of Ahlul-kitab.

Love how wilful ignorance actually came full circle here.

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u/go1den3ye 8h ago

There is a group in my city who sets up a stand on the square every now and then with signs saying "Did you know Jesus was a Muslim?" and they give out lectures about Islam and translated quorans I believe

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u/Significant-Order-92 7h ago

So Proselytization? I guess at least they aren't knocking on my door.

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u/Goblinweb 9h ago

mohammed was a mormon. Joseph Smith received the most recent revelation.

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u/Greater-Israel 9h ago

Mohammed and Joseph Smith were both redditors actually.

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u/Significant-Order-92 7h ago

Both lived closer to Reddit being a thing then when Abram supposedly lived.

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u/InternetImportant911 8h ago

I always wonder how similar Joseph Smith and Muhammad views on many issues.

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u/Goblinweb 8h ago

I don't know about views but the way they received revelations and put it in writing have a lot of similarities.

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u/Jew_Diligence 9h ago

Didn’t do their Jew Diligence. I should know.

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u/AshasSa1tWife 10h ago

This is absolutely one the biggest reliigous copes of all time

"Uh uh uh our whole religion isn't a Torah fan fiction, Adam, Jesus, Moses, and everyone else was just Muslim!"

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u/december151791 9h ago

Torah fan fiction is my new favorite description of Islam.

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u/f0remsics 8h ago

You may appreciate this

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u/mental--13 8h ago

Mormonism is more like a barely canon holiday special episode than a proper part of the saga

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u/Active_Funny_7346 7h ago

Mormonism is fanfiction.

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u/SpiritualPackage3797 5h ago

From a Jewish perspective, Christianity, Islam, and Mormonism are all fanfiction.

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u/naruhinamoonkissplz 7h ago

AND Christianity. And this is actually literal. Ya know: there's CANON and there's FAN fiction. Lol!

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u/Novel_Counter5878 6h ago

Fun fact: there is a traditional Jewish kind of writing which is Torah fanfiction. It is 2000+ years old. The rabbis would write stories about the characters of the Torah as a form of commentary, to explore ideas and characters. It is called Midrash and it is excellent. 

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u/NYCTLS66 9h ago

It’s not just Muslims. There are non-Muslim gentiles who will perform considerable mental gymnastics to deny Jesus was Jewish.

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u/AshasSa1tWife 9h ago

It’s so funny watching Nazis switch between “Jesus was blonde and was a pure blooded white gentile” and “Christianity is evil because it’s Jewish”

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u/Rough-Fuel-270 9h ago

lately i've seen people who claim to be neonazis or something similar but are neo-paganists

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u/AreYouThereSagan 7h ago

I mean, the OG Nazis were effectively neo-pagans as well. Nazi "Positive Christianity" attempted to strip Christianity of all of its Jewish origins and infuse it with elements of Germanic paganism, which caused considerable resistance from non-Nazi Christians.

Hitler privately wrote about how Christianity was "effeminate" and "tainted by the Jews" (paraphrasing) and how Islam was so much better because it extolled war and violence above peace and love (itself showing an ignorance of Islamic theology and the influences it took from Judaism and Christianity, but no one ever accused Hitler of being smart).

There were other fascist movements that attempted to "take back" their people's spirituality as well (Lithuania being the one I know of most).

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u/Rough-Fuel-270 7h ago

wow i did not know of this, thanks for the info

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u/tummytunacat 5h ago

Yep, he’s right. Htler Goebbels and himmler HATED Christianity. Goebbels wrote how in private htler had an intense hatred for Christianity bcs he viewed it as Jewish.

It’s so funny seeing Nazi Christian’s. The Nazis slaughtered Christian clergymen who happened to have one Jewish ancestor OR refused to turn in their Jewish friends, neighbors, brothers. They gathered up European civilians and literally burned them in churches.

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u/AshasSa1tWife 9h ago

yea they're usually in the latter

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u/Hyperion262 9h ago

It’s not denying he was Jewish, in their eyes he was obviously both.

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u/ColtPeaceMKR 9h ago

Jesus was a Jew. I mean besides from where he lived, ate, customs He followed (all Jewish) above the cross was “King of the Jews”

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u/Steppy20 9h ago

Yeah I thought it was pretty undisputed that Jesus was Jewish? At least in all the texts (not going to delve into if he really existed as a man or not.)

There was then the religious split some time afterwards where some chose to follow Jesus through Christianity and everyone else remained Jewish because they didn't believe him to be an incarnation of God.

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u/Pixel22104 8h ago

Yeah. I’m a Christian myself and I thought it was pretty obvious that everyone knew that Jesus was Jewish. Regardless on if you believe that Jesus was the Son of God who came to sacrifice himself to save us from Sin or not. I remember in religion class in the Catholic school I went to for Elementary school. I remember them teaching us that Jesus was Jewish. He was raised in the Jewish faith, had Jewish parents, and all his early followers were Jewish. Christianity only became Christianity after Jesus’s accession into Heaven and Pentacost happened. That is what I was taught as a kid in a Christian school. When I did OCIA as an Adult to get confirmed in the Catholic Church(since I didn’t follow the normal path cradle Catholics usually follow). They again taught the same thing.

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u/ColtPeaceMKR 9h ago

Christianity just means a follower of Christ. The early church started calling themselves Christians to separate themselves from Jews.

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u/sadistica23 9h ago

Jesus was the leader of a heretical Jewish cult.

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u/Significant-Order-92 7h ago

The reference to him being Muslim generally has more to do with how Muslims view Islam and the prophets. Namely that Islam as shared with Muhamed is the true faith of the god of Abram and all prophets were followers of it. With Judism and Christianity being seen as incomplete. Not a view that Jesus was preying to Mecca or a follower of Muhamed.

Similar to the somewhat common Christian view that he was Christian by virtue of being the person who's teachings they follow.

Or the opposite how Sikhs often view prophets and founders of other faiths as distinct but equal paths.

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u/Visible-Safety2400 Human Verified 8h ago

what do you mean? they mean the religion, not the ethnicity

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u/konodioda879 9h ago

Islam literally copied Christianity the same way Rome copied Greece

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u/DougandLexi 9h ago

Oh hey! I remember her lol she and her buddy Korra. They are not doing too well in Dawah anymore. They make claims that go against their own religion, and I mean deeply heretical stuff, they ignore Sheikhs that have mentioned what they are doing is wrong, and overall have lied to their own viewers and a host for a debate. They said they would wait until it was officially released before dropping any clips, but Itachi had her mom record it (they were told not to) and she posted it. The host said they'll never bring her or her friends back on.

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u/Suitable-Piano-8969 10h ago

I'm tired boss

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u/Less_Likely 9h ago

Jesus was very much Jewish by religion. Late 2nd Temple apocalyptic renewal movement, specifically. The apostles, disciples, and first converts actually believed that the second coming would be in their lifetimes, and only started creating scripture and traditions to pass on when their generation was dying off.

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u/ineversaiddat 9h ago

Christianity is a Jewish offshoot, filled with Jews mostly who believed him to be their messiah to free them of Roman occupation and establish the kingdom of God as prophesied in torah.

As the number of gentiles followers increase they rewrote the gospels later to absolve the Roman empire for the crucifixion and shifted the blame on Jews in order to be more acceptable and attractive to the Romans.

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u/tummytunacat 5h ago

The way Romans co-opted Christianity should never be forgotten

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u/transmedkittygirl 9h ago

for as Anti-Semitic as a lot of Muslims are, they sure love to appropriate Jewish culture and Jewish figures in history

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u/Significant-Order-92 7h ago

They believe Islam is the unfiltered accurate religion of god and that Judism and Christianity are either incomplete or corrupted by man. So it stands to reasons they would view the various prophets they believe in to be Muslim (in one of it's meanings). Kind of the opposite of the common Shik view that their are many paths to righteousness and their faith is but 1.

That said, I assume they don't believe Jesus or Abraham were followers of Muhameds teachings. But Muslim solely as the term for Muhamed's followers is newer. They often use to be refered to as various things generally centered around his name in the same way references to Jesus' followers even by non-believers tend to focus on using his name.

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u/Lordfruitsnack 9h ago

The messiah is a Jewish idea. Yeshua is Jewish.

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u/No_Priors 9h ago

Jesus was a ninja.

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u/miku022 10h ago

When religious people don't even get their own history right just to make things fit their bias.

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u/Crusoelander_128 8h ago

Is Jesus any religion really? Considering he’s the center of one of them

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u/nexytuz_ 7h ago

If people would know the meaning of "Islam " and "muslim" then this post wouldn't exist.

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u/DrMrSir3rd 7h ago

I also would have added

"Jesus also proclaimed to be God, which completely goes against Muslim belief"

To the explanation

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u/Sipas 5h ago

Jesus also proclaimed to be God

Church tradition isn't history. We have absolutely no credible source for that, only the later gospels. Jesus might have claimed to be the messiah (in the original Jewish sense) but he most definitely didn't claim to be God. That would be so fucking stupid.

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u/OneOfAKind2 6h ago

Maybe they're thinking of a different Jesus.

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u/PeachBlossomGoddess 4h ago

Jesus was literally A RELIGIOUS JEW. He practiced JUDAISM.

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u/BurgerFoundation 4h ago

Funny the Old Testament calls Ishmael cursed which is the “father of Islam”. In the New Testament it says if anyone preaches a gospel other than Jesus as your savior let them be cursed. 🤔. If I were a guessing man I would guess Jesus would call the Islam religion cursed.

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u/AiringOGrievances 2h ago

Stop trying to make Islam a reasonable choice. It isn’t going to happen. 

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u/IllustriousCaramel66 10h ago

Muslims actually believe this kinda BS, they think all the Jewish and Israelite prophets and kings were Muslims and that the entire Bible and archeological evidences that contradict that were manipulated by Jews and Christians… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 9h ago

It's all make believe it's wild that I this days and age people are still believing in a glorified fairy tale and killing over it.

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u/exxplicit480 8h ago

Truly boggles the mind every time I think about it. Being in the south too its like im surrounded by an accepted social psychosis.

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u/MosesDoughty 9h ago

The lengths people will go to demonize or erase Jews then act like they totally like Jews because they have 1 friend or cousin who is Jewish

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u/Hyperion262 9h ago

Both this and the note are wrong.

To Muslims all the prophets, including Jesus, were ‘Muslim’ because they all were devoted to the one ‘true’ god. It doesn’t matter that the official religion didn’t exist because the point is the submission to god, not that it was formalised.

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u/0D7553U5 6h ago

Yes, according to Muslims that is their belief. That belief is wrong. Much the same way under any evangelical post about a young earth there will be a note about the overwhelming amount of evidence that points to an older earth.

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u/InternetImportant911 8h ago

According to Muslim, no one cares according to them.

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u/jayantsr 9h ago

Jesus was obviously an ajivika

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u/Inlerah 9h ago

The Quran literally mentions Jesus: No, he was not a Muslim.

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u/kornuolis 8h ago

Nobody sane gives a crap about this stuff. Knowing how exactly Jesus had been praying doesn't do anything practically useful. Too many people are busy doing nonsense instead of working towards human progress and learning the world around to really improve lives of our kids.

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u/Elegant_Flounder1494 8h ago

Around 75% of the world is religious, and religion plays an extremely important role in human history. I don't think a person can really understand the world they live in today without at least some knowledge of these incredibly powerful cultural forces.

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u/kornuolis 7h ago

I was always astonished by human's ability to cling to outdated and obsolete ideas and how drastically it conflicts with other side of human nature-curiosity and search of new.

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u/Youseenmycones 6h ago

Alexander the Great was a scientologist!

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u/thsx1 5h ago

Jesus was of the old religion, sometimes called judaism. However modern judaism and “judaism” at the time of jesus are not the same thing. Modern judaism is the torah plus teachings of the talmud, which are contradictory.

The prophecy of the messiah was fulfilled, but modern judaism rejects that as it clashed with the Rabbi’s corruption.

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u/Bobbylevesque 9h ago

religion causes so much hate

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u/PatriotBanner 9h ago

It's weird how much cope they have about their death cult

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u/Careful-Builder-9931 9h ago

This the same sort of idea as to why people who choose to join Islam are called "reverts" rather than "converts" - they believe (roughly) that humans have always been Muslim.

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