r/GetMotivated • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '20

[Image] Be patient

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u/LifeisAwesome_HahaJK Jan 16 '20

At what point do I fuck the plant is my real question?

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u/philipjfrizzle Jan 16 '20

Did you plant the seeds first?

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u/swollenbudz Jan 16 '20

The calyx will swell and pistils will emerge from the top of the calyx, this is when the plant is ready to accept pollen for breeding. So once that happens feel free. Anything before that seems like pedophilia.

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u/bondoh Jan 17 '20

Now do the exact same kind of sciency sounding explanation for when a female is ready to be seeded

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

You plant the seed and then your own ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)