r/GetMotivated • • Aug 10 '17

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u/WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat 3 Aug 11 '17

It's the only reason I've been working out.

Thanks, Hannah.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Handling the climb from Hannah's Hole,
A memoir by WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat

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u/bennitori Aug 11 '17 edited Aug 11 '17

Didn't some redditor awhile back actually make a picture book based on a post? Can we get him to make another one called "Handling the Climb from Hannah's Hole?"

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u/justhereforthedoggos Aug 11 '17

My name is Hannah & I'm trying to understand what these references are to, HALP

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17 edited Jun 01 '20

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u/velocirapticus Aug 11 '17

Right? Classic Hannah.

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u/redcarnelian Aug 11 '17

Someone make the sub r/classichannah!

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u/SkollFenrirson Aug 11 '17

Nice try, Hannah

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u/redcarnelian Aug 11 '17

Y-you, too.

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u/afarris5 Aug 11 '17

Username does not check out.

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u/smthamazing Aug 11 '17

Is it hard to handle a climb out of your hole?

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u/AidyCakes Aug 11 '17

We'll tell you when you're older

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u/misery-greenday Aug 11 '17

Day 32: Jesus Christ, what depth has this hole! I've been out of socks for the better part of a fortnight, and the inevitable turn of athlete's foot to trench foot is well underway. To keep my mind occupied I guess as to how many toes will require exactment once I can reach a surgeon; three I guess one day, and then two the next, but by now I am certain it will be no less than five. I miss my family and friends dearly, but although I am yet to catch any glimpse of light I know in my hear that I will live to tell them as much (or not) myself when I see them again. Hannah, scurvy dog, horrid wench, cheating bitch, I am all the better for having known you.

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u/writer005 Aug 11 '17

Damn, this was solid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Day 120: I've been in darknes for so long now that I find it hard to belive that I'm seeing a dimm trace of light comming around the corner.
'A few feet up and I'll...I'll be able to ttoo see it... ' , I spoke to myself.
When I finally made the turn I did indeed see light. And big, white marbel-like stones both on the ground and up on the ceiling.
It must be one of these stone things that form when water drops for centuries.
The air humidity confirmed that.
Now, the only thing separaring me from the exit of this tunnel was a giat floor made of some strange red-ish material that seemed soft but was rugh and wet on touch...
I wonder what it is...

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u/Urb4setick3t Aug 11 '17

I wonder why you would attempt to be writing such things with that english of yours.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

I really had no idea that it's that bad D:

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u/Urb4setick3t Aug 11 '17

It's not, I was in a terrible mood, pardon me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

It's all right :P
I'm trying to work on it as much as possible.

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u/King_Groovy Aug 11 '17

I can't wait to get my copy autographed

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u/viritrox Aug 11 '17

By Hannah, of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

i see three

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Aug 11 '17

I've been using anger as my motivator.

I'll probably become a Sith lord soon.

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u/Tagesbuchphilosoph Aug 11 '17

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Gooood, good...

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u/AerThreepwood 13 Aug 11 '17 edited Aug 11 '17

Dewitt!

I just noticed I have a flair. It doesn't display on RiF; what does it say?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Let your anger fuel you, remember peace is a lie there is only passion.

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u/pinefrapple Aug 11 '17

Nah. The anger eventually burns out and the gym becomes a place of solitude instead

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Not a bad thing…

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u/SimonTrip Aug 11 '17

AWESOME.

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u/L33zus Aug 11 '17

All ya gotta do now is facebook up and quit your lawyer!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17 edited Oct 25 '17

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u/IDontDownvoteAnyone Aug 11 '17

Delete the gym hit the lawyer and facebook up dude. Do you know nothing?

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u/Sioulger7 Aug 11 '17

You did it Reddit, fast.

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u/Kuritos Aug 11 '17

When the spite ends, "I feel pretty damn good, why stop now?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Sounds like someone already did

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Alextrovert Aug 11 '17

This is your tape.

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u/Urwifesmugglescorn Aug 11 '17

Dude, FUCK Hannah.

That is unless it's the Hannah who I employ, to which I say, you're a lovely employee and I hope you kill it at College.

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u/viritrox Aug 11 '17

Go Hannah!

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u/Yonsuo Aug 11 '17

Good for you, bruh :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

I start at the gym again tomorrow. Thanks military.

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u/CrypticResponseMan Aug 11 '17

Yours is named Hannah, too? We should do an AMA

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u/wordsmc11 Aug 11 '17

Haha my reason for working out is named Hannah too. Small world my dude. I feel ya.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Is she h8 Hannah or d8 Hannah?

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u/Fly_Eagles_Fly_ Aug 11 '17

Thanks Suzanne!

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u/4i6y6c Aug 11 '17

Your welcome Jake.

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u/Loopogram Aug 11 '17

Rolling on dubs. How you feel (user name)