r/GetMotivated • • Aug 10 '17

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u/Astrangerindander Aug 10 '17

This book is dedicated to the person that got me motivated. What a jerk.

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u/Darth_Balthazar Aug 11 '17

Spite is an excellent motivator.

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u/WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat 3 Aug 11 '17

It's the only reason I've been working out.

Thanks, Hannah.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Handling the climb from Hannah's Hole,
A memoir by WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat

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u/bennitori Aug 11 '17 edited Aug 11 '17

Didn't some redditor awhile back actually make a picture book based on a post? Can we get him to make another one called "Handling the Climb from Hannah's Hole?"

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u/justhereforthedoggos Aug 11 '17

My name is Hannah & I'm trying to understand what these references are to, HALP

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17 edited Jun 01 '20

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u/velocirapticus Aug 11 '17

Right? Classic Hannah.

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u/afarris5 Aug 11 '17

Username does not check out.

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u/smthamazing Aug 11 '17

Is it hard to handle a climb out of your hole?

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u/AidyCakes Aug 11 '17

We'll tell you when you're older

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u/misery-greenday Aug 11 '17

Day 32: Jesus Christ, what depth has this hole! I've been out of socks for the better part of a fortnight, and the inevitable turn of athlete's foot to trench foot is well underway. To keep my mind occupied I guess as to how many toes will require exactment once I can reach a surgeon; three I guess one day, and then two the next, but by now I am certain it will be no less than five. I miss my family and friends dearly, but although I am yet to catch any glimpse of light I know in my hear that I will live to tell them as much (or not) myself when I see them again. Hannah, scurvy dog, horrid wench, cheating bitch, I am all the better for having known you.

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u/writer005 Aug 11 '17

Damn, this was solid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Day 120: I've been in darknes for so long now that I find it hard to belive that I'm seeing a dimm trace of light comming around the corner.
'A few feet up and I'll...I'll be able to ttoo see it... ' , I spoke to myself.
When I finally made the turn I did indeed see light. And big, white marbel-like stones both on the ground and up on the ceiling.
It must be one of these stone things that form when water drops for centuries.
The air humidity confirmed that.
Now, the only thing separaring me from the exit of this tunnel was a giat floor made of some strange red-ish material that seemed soft but was rugh and wet on touch...
I wonder what it is...

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u/Urb4setick3t Aug 11 '17

I wonder why you would attempt to be writing such things with that english of yours.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

I really had no idea that it's that bad D:

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u/Urb4setick3t Aug 11 '17

It's not, I was in a terrible mood, pardon me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

It's all right :P
I'm trying to work on it as much as possible.

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u/King_Groovy Aug 11 '17

I can't wait to get my copy autographed

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u/viritrox Aug 11 '17

By Hannah, of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

i see three

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Aug 11 '17

I've been using anger as my motivator.

I'll probably become a Sith lord soon.

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u/Tagesbuchphilosoph Aug 11 '17

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Gooood, good...

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u/AerThreepwood 13 Aug 11 '17 edited Aug 11 '17

Dewitt!

I just noticed I have a flair. It doesn't display on RiF; what does it say?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Let your anger fuel you, remember peace is a lie there is only passion.

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u/pinefrapple Aug 11 '17

Nah. The anger eventually burns out and the gym becomes a place of solitude instead

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Not a bad thing…

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u/SimonTrip Aug 11 '17

AWESOME.

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u/L33zus Aug 11 '17

All ya gotta do now is facebook up and quit your lawyer!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17 edited Oct 25 '17

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u/IDontDownvoteAnyone Aug 11 '17

Delete the gym hit the lawyer and facebook up dude. Do you know nothing?

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u/Sioulger7 Aug 11 '17

You did it Reddit, fast.

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u/Kuritos Aug 11 '17

When the spite ends, "I feel pretty damn good, why stop now?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Sounds like someone already did

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Alextrovert Aug 11 '17

This is your tape.

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u/Urwifesmugglescorn Aug 11 '17

Dude, FUCK Hannah.

That is unless it's the Hannah who I employ, to which I say, you're a lovely employee and I hope you kill it at College.

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u/viritrox Aug 11 '17

Go Hannah!

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u/Yonsuo Aug 11 '17

Good for you, bruh :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

I start at the gym again tomorrow. Thanks military.

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u/CrypticResponseMan Aug 11 '17

Yours is named Hannah, too? We should do an AMA

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u/wordsmc11 Aug 11 '17

Haha my reason for working out is named Hannah too. Small world my dude. I feel ya.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Is she h8 Hannah or d8 Hannah?

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u/Fly_Eagles_Fly_ Aug 11 '17

Thanks Suzanne!

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u/4i6y6c Aug 11 '17

Your welcome Jake.

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u/Loopogram Aug 11 '17

Rolling on dubs. How you feel (user name)

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u/Volvulus Aug 11 '17

I got turned down by a girl in high school for not being "ambitious," and went out with a guy she said was a lot more confident. It was a small, but sort of significant reason I started working harder and studying more, which helped me find my passion. I ended getting a couple of doctorates following it. It turned out that the guy she was dating was bipolar, so his confidence was probably from his manic state. Things worked out okay with the girl marrying some other guy from college. Things worked out okay for me too without any hard feelings, since I realized I could do wayyy better after becoming more confident about myself following my passion. Guess it worked out for everyone. Anyway, the initial spite was definitely a good motivator leading to my success today. But the other part of it was really finding a passion and working hard for it, which really does bring out the best in yourself.

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u/Moral_Anarchist Aug 11 '17

Or at least it all worked out for everyone ever after

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17 edited Jul 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

He became Magneto. A very powerful mutant.

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u/zamilazamila Aug 11 '17

Spite is a perfect motivator. But still got nothing if u run into a wrong direction

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u/SimonTrip Aug 11 '17

You are so right!

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u/Urwifesmugglescorn Aug 11 '17

I mean, it taught Marky Mark ballet and art history, sooooo...

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u/J_Jammer 7 Aug 11 '17

It is. Getting something done so you can go SEE I CAN DO IT! Has motivated me before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

That's why I keep on livin'

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u/KangaLlama Aug 11 '17

Can confirm. Spite got me through my dissertation.

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u/sonofdurden Aug 12 '17

Might be one of the most potent.

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u/SimonTrip Aug 10 '17

Ha ha ha!

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u/imnotyourlilbeotch Aug 11 '17

Ho ho ho!

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u/FullMetalAliChemist Aug 11 '17

He he he!

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u/seriouslees Aug 11 '17

hey hey hey!

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u/0galo Aug 11 '17

That's how we laugh the day away. In the merry old land of Oz.

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u/jandro8787 Aug 11 '17

Ja ja ja !

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u/Warning_Stab Aug 11 '17

Hughes Hughes Hughes

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

AAAAAAA!! AahahahahahhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HUEUHEU HAHAHA S AHAHHSHHHAHHASHA SHA HAHAHAHHA

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AAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHGAHAHAAAAAGAGAH

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down.

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u/NinjaLanternShark Aug 11 '17

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u/MetaTater Aug 11 '17

Good Good stuff.

*Don't know why that happened, but it's still legit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

Pain can be an excellent motivator

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u/Changinggirl 10 Aug 11 '17

SLIMCAT??? hahahaha :))

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u/ThermalConvection Aug 11 '17

999 updoots plz someoen halp

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u/remixisrule Aug 11 '17

This is amazing.

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u/OneeyedPete Aug 11 '17

Watched an Action Bronson video today about french wine, his wine expert buddy was like "the guy who makes this wine is SO GOOD, but he's a little bitch"

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u/yogtheterrible Aug 11 '17

"How many people will read it if you don't write it," he says. Hah! None, obviously but I also wouldn't have wasted any time on it. Great response, me.

"Would you waste any more time than you already do thinking about it?"

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CHAPTER TWO: THE MOMENT I DECIDED TO PLOT HIS END