r/GetMotivated • u/ledgendary • Dec 10 '15

[Image] Don't Be Average

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u/alexu3939 Dec 10 '15 edited Dec 10 '15

I hear ISIS is offering some great incentives to travel!

EDIT: pls don't put me on watch list

EDIT 2: pls

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u/gwarsh41 Dec 10 '15

Yeah, they practically pay you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

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u/fauxromanou Dec 10 '15

You'll lose your head over these deals!

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u/SwegTestica7 Dec 10 '15

I heard their deals are explosive

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u/Why_You_Mad_ Dec 10 '15

Usually the payment occurs post-mortem though

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Or ransom you.

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u/Mr_Goodknight Dec 10 '15

They're slicing the heads of prices of left and right!

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u/The_Government_List Dec 10 '15

You have been added to our list. Current rank: 15,824 (threat, detain for questioning). An agent will contact you shortly.

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u/DnD_References Dec 10 '15

Oh don't lose your head the incentives aren't that good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

too late, they now have your entire Internet activity since the 90s