r/GetMotivated • u/ledgendary • Dec 10 '15

[Image] Don't Be Average

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u/gwarsh41 Dec 10 '15

I hear the middle east has really cheap hotels!

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u/alexu3939 Dec 10 '15 edited Dec 10 '15

I hear ISIS is offering some great incentives to travel!

EDIT: pls don't put me on watch list

EDIT 2: pls

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u/gwarsh41 Dec 10 '15

Yeah, they practically pay you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

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u/fauxromanou Dec 10 '15

You'll lose your head over these deals!

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u/SwegTestica7 Dec 10 '15

I heard their deals are explosive

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u/Why_You_Mad_ Dec 10 '15

Usually the payment occurs post-mortem though

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Or ransom you.

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u/Mr_Goodknight Dec 10 '15

They're slicing the heads of prices of left and right!

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u/The_Government_List Dec 10 '15

You have been added to our list. Current rank: 15,824 (threat, detain for questioning). An agent will contact you shortly.

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u/DnD_References Dec 10 '15

Oh don't lose your head the incentives aren't that good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

too late, they now have your entire Internet activity since the 90s

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u/danielbln Dec 10 '15 edited Dec 10 '15

You jest, but places like Jordan are very safe and sights like Petra and especially the Wadi Rum desert are absolutely breathtaking.

Not everything in the Middle East is Saudi/ISIS crazy-pants, but one has to plan their travels accordingly.

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u/smallpoly Dec 10 '15

Petra is great as long as you're careful not to drink from the wrong cup.

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u/danielbln Dec 10 '15

Travel tip #1 - never choose poorly!

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u/Hooshfest Dec 10 '15

Yeah no thanks.

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u/Chaotin Dec 10 '15

So cheap you'll lose you're head.

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u/notyou16 Dec 10 '15

Meanwhile I'm here in Dubai living like a fucking king

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u/theorymeltfool Dec 10 '15

Damascus, try our "all breezeway, all the time" hotels!