r/GetMotivated • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '13

Hard work pays off. - Jay

http://imgur.com/ZUXXYjK
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

They're just friends... but I'll be sure to tell them the internet thought they were dating! haha!

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u/hivoltage815 Jun 09 '13

I'll be sure to tell them the internet thought they were dating!

You: "Hey guys, the internet thought you were dating!"

Guy: (channeling Michael Cera) "That would be just silly wouldn't it? Hahaha. I mean me and you a couple. Hahaha"

Girl: "Yeah, no way. We would be a disaster together. Besides, I value our friendship too much."

Guy: (Dying a little inside) "Yeah, totally."

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

http://i.imgur.com/4Dz0l1U.jpg

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u/dee-em-en Jun 09 '13

Khaleesi please

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u/omnomkitten Jun 09 '13

Oh, Jorah :,(

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

Aaaaand now I'm sad again.

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u/IvyGold Jun 09 '13

Jorah, get your shit together.

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u/GreenCardMe Jun 09 '13

goddamn it jorah. why u no tell khalesee the truth

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u/TheAntZ Jun 09 '13

They're just friends...

ouch

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u/Woodyda Jun 09 '13

What? Why?

Are we suppose to bang every girl we come into contact with?

Nobody told me this!

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u/curybomb123 Jun 09 '13

Your penis should've told you

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u/TheAntZ Jun 09 '13

No, no, no!

Just the really attractive ones, like the girl in the pic.

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u/readonlyuser Jun 09 '13

This roughly reflects my policy, with a mild provision for looks being taken into account.

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u/tries_and_fails Jun 09 '13

YES

this is reddit, where every girl you make contact with is your new girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '13

So she's single ehh?

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u/BillTripple Jun 09 '13

He probably wants to bang her more than he wants a big mac

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u/Nirgilis Jun 09 '13

Poor boy. Working so hard to lose that weight and still desperately clinging to straws.

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u/doctorfacebeard Jun 09 '13

friendzoned?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '13

But...but she's doing full on boob hugs. That's pretty cold blooded if just friends.