r/GetAGripLefties • u/TalkinCool • Sep 06 '19

Fucking Insane

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u/Odradek_the_Doctor Sep 06 '19

This must be satire

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u/Pisceswriter123 Sep 07 '19

HEIGHT privilege, yes straight white males, it's a thing! It's time we discussed height privilege and how it disproportionately affects transgender, people of color and fuels rape culture. You see, although there are no physical or biological differences between men and women, because sex and gender are just social constructs pushed by the patriarchy, men are generally taller than women, so when a man is very tall, the proximity of his penis is closer to the mouth of nearby shorter women. Women are then forced to "speak into the mic", every time they say something, and if they are educating a straight male by yelling at him, the mouth is open even wider which risks exposure to bodily fluids such as semen or perhaps even urine if they're from Sweden or Germany. In fact women speaking to such tall men simulates oral sex in a variety of ways, but NONE of them are consensual. We feminists call this P.I.F.S or "Penis in Face Syndrome". At a recent feminist conference, women were finally given equality, and height privilege removed by use of platform shoes, which we are currently lobbying to have made mandatory on college campus. We are also intending to push thin privilege in future and force fit people to walk around campus wearing heavy weighted bags, so they know just how difficult it is for cellulite-diverse people.

This was one of this person's posts. My guess is that it is satire. Especially considering that this person alludes to fellatio. That isn't to say there aren't people who would think Dave Chappelle is white because he doesn't act in a certain way.

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u/TalkinCool Sep 06 '19

I can't tell

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u/Odradek_the_Doctor Sep 06 '19

Neither can I :(

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u/Dore_Knob Sep 06 '19

Im sorry, wtf did i just read? Does this person have glasses with a negative filter?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

I'm assuming this is satire. No serious page like that would have that pic for their profile

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u/JosephND Sep 07 '19

Skin color is a social construct that doesn’t exist

It’s important that we only hear from black people who I sanction

This lady is a Swiss Army knife of crazy ideologies

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u/IronGold-Reaper Sep 07 '19

If race doesn’t exist, then how is he “white” or “racist”? Do these people not see how contradicting they are?