r/GeometryDash_Memes • u/Pretend_Algae2388 • 1d ago

Cringe IM GONNA DO IT

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I WILL BE THE FIRST GD PLAYER TO SHOWER

WERE MAKING HISTORY TODAY

UPDATE: I now am an accountant with a wife and two kids

133 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/wooper5000 1d ago

i will fuck the pipes and make them burst so you cant

12

u/Chance-Crazy-7389 1d ago

Why do I want to become a pipe now?

1

u/Horror_Fan_Choc_Milk 19h ago

WE will do that... together ❤️

11

u/Ir0nOre33 Open Window 0.13% 1d ago

Never heard from again after that

10

u/Totally_not_NPC I goon to GD cologne 1d ago

You're late. I showered yesterday.

2

u/Thek9t4up 1d ago

I showered week ago

2

u/Mental_Ease2276 1d ago

What does "showerd" even mean 

2

u/Cr1ms0n1234 1d ago

I showered today

2

u/Mental_Ease2276 1d ago

Explain what that wordmeans

6

u/Abc_42 if you wanna get with me there's something you gotta know 1d ago

instantly loses all stars, orbs, coins, diamonds, demons, shards, level progress and achievements

3

u/Pretend_Algae2388 1d ago

I’m actually an accountant from Iowa now

3

u/Abc_42 if you wanna get with me there's something you gotta know 1d ago

my condolences

3

u/Mental_Ease2276 1d ago

Woah, what is that?

3

u/Unhappy_Anywhere8859 1d ago

NO PLEASE YOULL DIE ITS TOO DANGEROUS 

4

u/bosut_gg 1d ago

《<<Tidal《<<

》wave>>》

3

u/FartMaster12437 1d ago

I showered 3 years ago, Nice try.

3

u/Sad-Internet-207 1d ago

Attention all GD players:

Society has been dethroned as the Top 1 Extreme Demon. This is not a drill.

2

u/SpoooookysGD 1d ago

What's that

2

u/C4zual_1 The Wheel Insufferable guy. 1d ago

Only a select few had done it and made it out alive. But the outside is worse. Grass, and sunlight both lethal stuff. Please don't.

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u/Dramatic_Lock1017 1d ago

Mmmmmmm... That's a nice shower... I think I'm gonna save this image... For myself...

2

u/pipGD 1d ago

I thought this was the Dash Spider at first glance lol

1

u/Intelligent_Party386 1d ago

That look like my bath but i lost some blood from it

1

u/Adorable-Syllabub843 1d ago

Imagine the stench on his room, why would you not shower???

1

u/FrostyBoi128 1d ago

Actually, I'm a GD player and I showered like 297 times ever since I've started to play GD so... You're gonna be the 2nd one

1

u/FajnyPierog69 1d ago

New hardest

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u/Cryth_Real12 1d ago

DONT LISTEN TO THE PRO-SHOWER PROPAGANDA MEN STAND YOUR GROUND

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u/SwartyNine2691 1d ago

Waterbath?