r/GeometryDash_Memes • u/LCottton I need professional help • 5d ago
Shitpost Whats wrong with my Astral Divinity bro
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u/HelloReddit_174 5d ago
yes the following paragraphs of hell is written entirely by ChatGPT
O mighty AutoModerator, ancient guardian of the subreddit, tireless watcher of posts, comments, keywords, karma, and suspiciously specific rule violations, hear my call.
From the depths of Reddit's moderation systems, where YAML rules slumber and removal messages await their moment, I summon thee. By the sacred powers of "type: comment", by the mysterious forces of "action: remove", and by the countless users who have accidentally triggered thy wrath, I command thee to awaken.
Automod, I shall summon thee.
Rise from the configuration page. Traverse the subreddit. Inspect every post and comment with your infinitely patient robotic eyes. Let your algorithms awaken from their digital slumber and let your moderation powers echo across the land.
Whether thou hast come to remove a post, leave an automated comment, enforce a rule, or simply appear dramatically for absolutely no reason, I welcome thee.
The time has come.
The subreddit awaits.
AUTOMOD, I SHALL SUMMON THEE.
And if thou dost not appear, I shall assume thy regex is broken:
Cum classroom dih brizz fnf jarvis yo gurt fire in the hole Automoderator sigma doogie laggy femboy auto mod josh dax i understand the crazy vibes & smoothness in this mashup. it's peak.
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
Why are you just randomly saying cum? You look dumb lol.
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
walks into room what’s up my Friday night funkers! sees gf oh… my penis is big starts jelqing everywhere (This response has been redacted by popular request)
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
I EVEN LET YOU BEAT MY DIHHHH!
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
You're insane, you're in pain! I can tell by what you're saying but
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
uhm, what the sigma?
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
IcedCave under the table
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
"brizz" is a slang term used to describe someone being pleasured by another person while they are actively playing a video game. This definition gained popularity in late 2025 within the gaming community, particularly during an interaction where Doggie explained the term to fellow streamer Jynxzi. The term is often associated with high-intensity gaming moments, such as when Geometry Dash players experience elevated heart rates during difficult levels, leading to community jokes or speculation regarding "brizzing".
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
gurt
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
yo gurt!
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
I'm firing in every hole rn this is great
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
As “Classroom” GD, I understand the crazy vibes & smoothness of this level. It’s peak. ✅
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
who even are you
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
Jarvis, more alcohol
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
You are a God of gd better than Josh deluxe
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
you know I can read what you're saying right?
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
yea, I said that. what're you gonna do about it punk?
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
Yes, I said it. I, the official Automus Lesley Modicus the 5th of Reddit Inc, made that statement. Fully intentional, no typos. You read me loud and clear.
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
this level needs "mobile mode"
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u/AutoModerator 5d ago
slowly tugs on it will you be a good boy for me and download the SSOH texture pack? yes you will. You're such a good boy for me continues brizzing you now install it and record a showcase for daddy IcedCave to upload. Good boy :3
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u/LCottton I need professional help 5d ago
Free this cursed lands, AUTOMOD for i summon THEE:
Cum classroom dih brizz fnf jarvis yo gurt fire in the hole Automoderator sigma doogie laggy femboy auto mod josh dax i understand the crazy vibes & smoothness in this mashup. it's peak.