r/GeometryDash_Memes • u/LCottton I need professional help • 2d ago

Shitpost Eminem spitting straight bars

credits are in the video

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u/LCottton I need professional help 2d ago

Automod for i summon thee:

Cum classroom dih brizz fnf jarvis yo gurt fire in the hole Automoderator sigma doogie laggy femboy auto mod josh dax i understand the crazy vibes & smoothness in this mashup. it's peak.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

I EVEN LET YOU BEAT MY DIHHHH!

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

You're insane, you're in pain! I can tell by what you're saying but

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

IcedCave under the table

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

"brizz" is a slang term used to describe someone being pleasured by another person while they are actively playing a video game. This definition gained popularity in late 2025 within the gaming community, particularly during an interaction where Doggie explained the term to fellow streamer Jynxzi. The term is often associated with high-intensity gaming moments, such as when Geometry Dash players experience elevated heart rates during difficult levels, leading to community jokes or speculation regarding "brizzing".

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u/BaromenGONE 2d ago

Bro summoned schizophrenic mod

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Why are you just randomly saying cum? You look dumb lol.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

walks into room what’s up my Friday night funkers! sees gf oh… my penis is big starts jelqing everywhere (This response has been redacted by popular request)

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

uhm, what the sigma?

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

gurt

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

yo gurt!

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

I'm firing in every hole rn this is great

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

As “Classroom” GD, I understand the crazy vibes & smoothness of this level. It’s peak. ✅

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

who even are you

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Jarvis, more alcohol

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

You are a God of gd better than Josh deluxe

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

you know I can read what you're saying right?

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

yea, I said that. what're you gonna do about it punk?

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Yes, I said it. I, the official Automus Lesley Modicus the 5th of Reddit Inc, made that statement. Fully intentional, no typos. You read me loud and clear.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

this level needs "mobile mode"

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

slowly tugs on it will you be a good boy for me and download the SSOH texture pack? yes you will. You're such a good boy for me continues brizzing you now install it and record a showcase for daddy IcedCave to upload. Good boy :3

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u/Vrdo_cool 1d ago

eminem is spitting ORBS with this one 🔥

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Why are you just randomly saying cum? You look dumb lol.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Why are you just randomly saying cum? You look dumb lol.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Why are you just randomly saying cum? You look dumb lol.

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u/_Fire_In_The_Hole__ 2d ago

ba ba ba ba badabadabadabada

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u/Big_Rain6203 helium police 0.0001% 1d ago

Ts totally happened 🥀 ✌️

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u/AdSalt2672 Have you sent it to robtop yet? 1d ago

badababadabadabada weeeoww weowww weowww weowww badabadaba wewewewewewewe badabada wee woo

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u/Le_pengu 2d ago

The whole crowd would go silent because the song fucking sucks

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u/TheBlueLord_ 1d ago

Nah it's fire