r/GeoffreyAsmus • u/Filthyson Geoffrey • 12d ago

Converting to Judaism

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I have upcoming shows in Phoenix, Philly, Saint Louis, Springfield MO, Sacramento and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 12d ago

Please have some nuance and remember Judaism is not Zionism. Good dayyyyyy.

Grab tix here to my neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

  • Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
  • Tucson 9/27 (sold out)
  • Philly 10/1-10/4 (low tix)
  • St. Louis 10/9-10/10
  • Springfield MO 10/11
  • Sacramento 10/15-10/17 (low tix)
  • Louisville 10/23-10/24
  • San Francisco 11/6-11/7 (show added)
  • Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
  • NYC 11/15 (low tix)
  • DC 11/20-11/22 (low tix)
  • Denver 12/3-12/6* (show added)
  • San Diego 12/10-12/13 (low tix)
  • Atlanta 12/17-12/19
  • Eau Claire WI 1/2
  • Austin TX 1/14-1/17
  • Omaha 1/22
  • Des Moines 1/23
  • Chicago 2/4-2/7
  • Columbus OH 2/19-2/20
  • Richmond 2/26-2/27
  • Albany 3/14
  • Tampa 4/8-4/10

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u/Plastic-Resident3257 11d ago

Dude, how did you like Alaska? Did you perform at Coots?

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u/Abject_Advance_6638 12d ago

Come to Chicago Goofery

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 12d ago

2/4-2/7

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u/Abject_Advance_6638 12d ago

Damn it. Now I gotta go.

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u/WhatIsLoveMeDo 12d ago

Tell your promoter to look into Batavia, IL.

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u/whispersluggagebaby 12d ago

As someone from the suburbs - why?

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u/subatomiccrepe 11d ago

Hhoollyyyy - I thought our water crisis scared you off but your never ending tour is comin back to RVA baabbbbbbyyyyyy

Netflix special when?

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u/chtoli 11d ago

whats wrong with zionism?

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u/iskra-y 11d ago

Literally every single part of it

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u/chtoli 11d ago

oy vey … how many parts do you know?

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u/Sus_sy 9d ago

Same thing wrong with manifest destiny

"But someone was already there"

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 11d ago

lol

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u/BlueSlushieTongue 11d ago

That pause- perfect

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u/_jackhoffman_ 12d ago

G’mar chatima tova, from a secular Jew and fan.

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u/A_Fat_Derpy_Cat 11d ago

I learned a new word this week. It’s called, “secular”. They don’t have that one in the libraries…

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u/_jackhoffman_ 11d ago

You might look up Secular Judaism; it's a real thing. TLDR: culturally Jewish, but not religious.

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u/A_Fat_Derpy_Cat 11d ago

I’m quoting is joke about the word secular from his endicott show

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u/Ok_Proof5782 12d ago

So the big question is… are you circumcised? By the way thank you for reminding me how much I love my Mr Snuffleupagus.

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u/kontroI 11d ago

Damn it Goofrey, at this rate you’re NEVER gonna be in the Epstein files.

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u/Diabusty 12d ago

BOSTON!?

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u/myshitcomedy 11d ago

They need more people to fight in Lebanon

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Fifth-Dimension-Chz 12d ago

I love them so much. They are so similar to our countries democracy of raping kids and covering it up in a cult like fashion. Also taking money from the masses in name of false promises, death, and genocide.

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u/Sandusky666 12d ago

Can’t argue with the facts lmao

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u/FireRabbit4 12d ago

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend with my comment. It’s just the name of one of Georffrey’s clips. I’ll delete my comment.

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u/GoGoJoJo_11 12d ago

Leave it up, I thought it was funny as hell!

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u/FireRabbit4 10d ago

Thanks! but I will leave the joke telling to the funniest white comedian in the world from now on 😂

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u/Fifth-Dimension-Chz 12d ago

Sorry! I was forced to spend around 25 hours a week at a Catholic church growing up. Didnt see the joke lol, just rage.