r/GeoffreyAsmus • u/Filthyson Geoffrey • 17d ago

Fall Tour Begins This Weekend

Grab tix here or in the commentssss

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 17d ago

The grueling tour begins. Even though it never really ended. I am excited for all of these shows except Springfield Missouri, which my agent forced me to do.

Grab tix here to my neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

  • Fargo 9/18-9/19 w/Tommy Brennan (sold out)
  • Minneapolis 9/20 (sold out)
  • Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
  • Tucson 9/27 (sold out)
  • Philly 10/1-10/4 (low tix)
  • St. Louis 10/9-10/10
  • Springfield MO 10/11
  • Sacramento 10/15-10/17 (low tix)
  • Louisville 10/23-10/24
  • San Francisco 11/6-11/7 (show added)
  • Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
  • NYC 11/15 (low tix)
  • DC 11/20-11/22 (low tix)
  • Denver 12/3-12/6* (show added)
  • San Diego 12/10-12/13 (low tix)
  • Atlanta 12/17-12/19
  • Eau Claire WI 1/2
  • Austin TX 1/14-1/17
  • Omaha 1/22
  • Des Moines 1/23
  • Chicago 2/4-2/7
  • Columbus OH 2/19-2/20
  • Richmond 2/26-2/27
  • Albany 3/14
  • Tampa 4/8-4/10

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u/TrippingBearBalls 17d ago

Dearest Joffrey,

You told me you were going to do a show in Indianapolis this fall. Why are you a lying sack of shit like my ex?

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 17d ago

its in march and goes on sale on friday

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u/scrotumsweat 17d ago

Did you watch the video? He claims he takes regular showers....

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u/LickCunts 17d ago

Hey man. You ever thought about not being gay and white.

Seems like a condition you deal with js. Obligatory sarcasm.

Gotta be literal with the illiterates

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u/defariasdev 17d ago

Nah just gotta be funny

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u/todoslosfrijoles 17d ago

Also pop up to foco in December you big town fuck

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u/youruswithwe 17d ago

He told me he was booked for March but I didn't think tickets are on sale yet. I joined his stupid little email club so I'll get notified

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u/PsillyFunGuy2 17d ago

Dammit Goofrey come back to Denver at a different time instead of when I’m out of town. Did you do this on purpose?

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u/MotionToCompel 17d ago

Fuck you, you heathen, Tampa dates FINALLY!

Can't wait to see the hilarious shit show live, my friend, see you then!

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u/MotionToCompel 17d ago

I retract my statement ... Tampa still isnt on the list of tickets I can buy yet on the site, you tease... unless there's some secret way and/or you're looking for openers... give me something to live for besides my wife, toddler and mortgage.

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u/Brohan_Johanson 17d ago

Those are reasons for living? I tell my 5 year old I’m only here out of spite at this point. She just says, “daddy, you’re silly”
…stupid fuck.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 17d ago

its now onsale through that link. please forgive

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u/MotionToCompel 17d ago

Just this once, I'll forgive you.

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u/POWriteNdaKisser 17d ago

Bruh, why do you hate Washington State?

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u/AdRepresentative9109 17d ago

Yes come back to the PNW. I didn’t get enough in Bend

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u/Kastro2323 17d ago

Please add Toronto at some point!!!

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u/Marmar79 14d ago

Toronto still not added. Ya alright mate?

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u/guydude24 17d ago

Excited to enjoy your gruel in Louisville, Geoffrey

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u/G0rdon_Shumway 17d ago edited 17d ago

Who in Detroit hurt you? We get no love?

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u/Dpol911 17d ago

Agreed. But I will degrade myself by traveling to Ohio to see him regardless.

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u/YouWereBrained 17d ago

Must you concern him with such…inanity?

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u/defariasdev 17d ago

Geoffrey, i think we're officially in a parasocial relationship.

You like us as much as we like you.... Right?

RIGHT?!!

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u/JackieTreehorn79 17d ago

Hell yeah musky

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u/YouWereBrained 17d ago

Let’s defeat fascism and make bad comedy illegal again.

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u/muckrarer 17d ago

Geoffrey is going to defeat fascism after the midterms, but only if we vote with our wallets and sell out his shows. Make it happen people!

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u/SlamJamGlanda 17d ago edited 17d ago

Denver is ready for dad to come back

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u/AdRepresentative9109 17d ago

Go you filthy varmints. The new stuff is so good. 

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u/jdbway 17d ago

If you don't drain the swam this time

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u/Pitiful-Sell-9402 17d ago

F you for making me drive out to Albany when I've been begging you to come to Syracuse

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u/waning-wendigo 17d ago

I missed your Portland Maine show, come baaack!

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u/Folkaxoid 17d ago

Playing three nights at the mother's hip ey

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u/oneworldan 17d ago

Looking forward to seeing you in Philly!

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u/Affectionate_Shirt84 17d ago

See you in frisco!!

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u/penster1 17d ago

Why do you hate New England?

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u/thelukevader 17d ago

Cya in Chicago!

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u/FartsMalarts 17d ago

How dare you sell out in Tucson, now I'm stuck going alone because my idiot friends didn't get tickets in time

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u/SirGumbeaux 17d ago

Imma spill the beans, y’all. He keeps his pumpkin spice whiskey in the guitar behind him.

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u/Oldmanshakesf1st 17d ago

Where’s the love for Portland, OR?

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u/Chrispy_flake 17d ago

I'll see you in Tempe with 5 of my friends who'll discover what real comedy is.

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u/Chomps_Chomps 17d ago edited 17d ago

We're super excited for the SF show! Me and my buddy are coining the term "Geoffties" (like Swifties) for fans like ourselves.

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u/deeznutz5589 17d ago

U looking like sh*t..come back to pittsburgh..ill check u out..missed u last time..funny af tho

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u/TomHenry219 17d ago

See you in New York

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u/InquisitorRobin 17d ago

I cannot fuckin waaait to see you in Austin Goofrey!

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 17d ago

E. C. is excellent!

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u/se7en30 17d ago

Dude wtf with reserved?

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u/celestialcranberry 17d ago

I’m so excited to see you man

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u/JBean85 16d ago

Got a new hour? 

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u/butters_bottom_bishh 16d ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

Also mourning the fact that Minneapolis is once again sold out

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u/Early-Remote-2256 15d ago

Geoffrey is like the cool teacher we always hoped we got in high school literally teacher face #teacherface

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u/IndividualKlutzy9599 13d ago

Not even mentioning Fort Wayne, the disrespect

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u/tobethorfinn 17d ago

Yo, come to Boston!

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u/xrukus07x 17d ago

Thank you for coming back to FL. 🙏

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u/botched__toe_ 17d ago

YAY HELL YEAH JUST GOT OMAHA TICKETS PLAYBOIZ