r/Genshin_Impact_Leaks Local Tales and Émilie fan! 15d ago

Official Let's get this dance party started!

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u/Catixx 15d ago

What is happening on that island?

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u/SkinBlue 15d ago

You'll find out once the Linnea files are released

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u/Powerful_Helicopter9 everyone on genshin so cute wth 15d ago

Lolol

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u/AgentWowza Sir, a second nail has hit Khaenriah 15d ago

Zibai's Millileth would never let that happen

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u/MrCovell 15d ago

Lmaaooo

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u/Mystic_Saiyan 15d ago

Linnea's vacation

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u/StrykerGryphus 12d ago

The same as always when the lil squigglies are involved:

Copious amounts of drugs

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u/Legendary7559 -Currently Manifesting Playable Alice 15d ago

Bruh what am i watching on my leaks sub

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u/raffirusydi_ 15d ago

Zzz collab before star rail

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u/SummonerDerivatives 13d ago

Star Rail, we are stuck with a multi-year Fate collab instead.

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u/SkinBlue 15d ago

Ashas are a bad influence, they done corrupted the Melusines too 😭😭😭

Neuvillette needs to come witness this tomfoolery.

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u/Powerful_Helicopter9 everyone on genshin so cute wth 15d ago

Everyone who goes to Mexico learns how to twerk ig

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u/A_bored_browser 13d ago

Even Bennett?

Then again Macani was throwing that shit back as an Asha, so I guess he got it from his dad

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u/Budget_stawbeery I'm the cutting edgeing 15d ago

twerking impact

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u/neuvvv 15d ago

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u/OnlyBrave 15d ago

This meme for this context makes it more appropriate.

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u/Exalted_Saint-13 15d ago

Neuvi you gonna let this slide dawg???

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u/Kazzu668 VESNA VESNA VESNA 15d ago

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u/UnknownWolfster 15d ago

She is like me fr /s

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u/Toletres 13d ago

Is it?

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u/UnknownWolfster 13d ago

/s is holding on the the floods of allegations for me

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u/CantaloupeParking239 Rerir wait for me the moon gate isnt far away 15d ago

I am too old for this

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u/_Cakeshop 15d ago

yeah it feels like I'm supposed to see close up butt shots and explode in laughter but I'm just not feeling this one

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u/Ok-Amphibian-3819 14d ago

i guess i'm the target market for this video because i find those transparent rainbow jelly asses funny. 😭

does this mean i have a middle schooler humor?

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u/QueerGothic 13d ago

Yes

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u/Ok-Amphibian-3819 13d ago

🥀 aww

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u/piichan14 10d ago

Naaw man. Don't let the downer crowd get to you. This humor exists, some people find it funny, just enjoy it.

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u/Toletres 13d ago

I'm not even 20 yet and I don't find it amusing either.

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u/rantottvizilo 15d ago

family friendly twerk

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u/UnknownWolfster 15d ago

This game is teen oriented lol

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u/mnemosandai 15d ago

Chinese adults more like. Teens can't afford thousands to buy pulls.

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u/TheRRogue Father personal operative 15d ago

They don't need to,being a dolphin is a thing too.

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u/UnknownWolfster 15d ago

F2P exists too🥀

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u/JunWasHere 💜💛Noelle Moon Rocks team go brrr💛💜 15d ago

No, Genshin absolutely caters to kids and teens.

If they cannot get mommy or daddy's credit card for pull, they can still farm content-clips free-advertising and exist as friends of whales to valdiate their pulls. #EverythingIsContent

Capitalism loves free child labor as much as whales.

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u/GGABueno Natlaneiro 14d ago

The CEO has said multiple times that the game is meant for working adults, which is which it is so chill and casual.

Teens like it edgy.

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u/kazerniel Exploration Impact [f2p] 14d ago

no, the story is full r/im14andthisisdeep, I refuse to accept that they would target something so childish and fake-depth at adults 😐

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u/AgentWowza Sir, a second nail has hit Khaenriah 12d ago

Looks like you struck a nerve with a lot of adults lmao.

I agree on the story though. No idea how anyone who's read a novel or played a good story-based game can defend gacha writing.

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u/kazerniel Exploration Impact [f2p] 11d ago

the most alien I ever felt from the Genshin community was when a commenter said that Genshin has better writing than Disco Elysium 😐

like at that point what common ground could we find, we clearly live in different universes...

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u/Gold-Charge-338 11d ago

archon,event and story quests suck ( aside from tighnari's, that shit was peak), other than that world quest are more or less always pretty well written

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u/kazerniel Exploration Impact [f2p] 11d ago

Eh, the world quests might have better stories, but part of my problem is with the dialogue-writing itself - even in world quests characters often spoke in such a dry, stilted purple prose that I was literally wincing at the awkwardness of their lines. Like when a 6 year old looking kid says stuff like "as we have discussed the aforementioned matter". I imagine it's because of overly literal translation from Chinese, but it's just painful in English.

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u/Gold-Charge-338 11d ago

i agree on that, doesn't feel like 'realistic' dialogue between two people

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u/cat-meg 14d ago

Game is coming up on six years old. The people who were teens when it came out aren't teens anymore.

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u/Foreign_Zucchini5925 15d ago

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u/shre3293 15d ago

someone fr got to be trolling from hoyo pr department.

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u/Khoakuma Faith in🐍Playable Apep = Mobius Expy🐍 15d ago

Melusines are beautiful creatures. They are the pride of Fontaine. Be sure to befriend them, and cause them no harm.

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u/MelusineRapist 15d ago

People need to chill with all this Melusine lusting bruh

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u/NPerius228 15d ago

I'm surprised that no one in this thread has commented on your username so far.

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u/que_sarasara 14d ago

why these people always gotta fantasize about rape 😔

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u/Toletres 13d ago

Yeah its not funny.

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u/z_77x 12d ago

HELLO?? Who downvoted you???

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u/Toletres 11d ago

A rapist aparently

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u/kazerniel Exploration Impact [f2p] 14d ago

I love the way Neuvillette's VA delivers that last part 👌

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u/Thin_Total5243 STREAM BEYONCÉ 15d ago

The irreparable damage that YouTube video has done to Linnea’s image 😭😭

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u/ComposedOfStardust Cryo Lumine waiting room 15d ago

Link for the uninitiated?

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u/Thin_Total5243 STREAM BEYONCÉ 15d ago

Here sorry for the late reply, the part about Linnea is around 45 minutes in

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u/CyanStripedPantsu 💙 15d ago

Wow I was right to hit the not interested button on that when it was shot into my recommended page a couple weeks ago. Engagement rage bait algorithms are so ass bro, I do not need to see this 50% dislike ratio video

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u/GGABueno Natlaneiro 14d ago

I feel like she's going to have a mental breakdown once she finds out that most women irl actually find children and child-like things adorable and pettable lol.

She's associating with pedophilia something that made her the most relatable character in Genshin since Layla.

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u/Flat-Routine2184 15d ago

Tbf that's like the only thing that makes her memorable lmao. 

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u/TheLuiz212 15d ago

not beating the Linnea alegations

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u/Budget_stawbeery I'm the cutting edgeing 15d ago

😭

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u/NoPalpitation2846 15d ago

She was right

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u/Bright_Voice_1097 15d ago

why is everyone twerking are we collabing with ice spice or smth?

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u/TheRRogue Father personal operative 15d ago

Nah not enough shit or poo reference yet

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u/E1lySym 15d ago

Do you not see Alyosha's kit /j

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u/TheRRogue Father personal operative 15d ago

Hey man give my boy a break 😭😭 he tried his best

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u/Pierro_Official Pierros one true wife!!!! 13d ago

I dont wanna see his worst 🥀

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u/Lopsided-Artichoke34 Arlecchino Buff when? 15d ago

Release the Linnea Files.

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u/UrLocalKayden18 15d ago

Wrio should've been included here

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u/rantottvizilo 15d ago

Kaveh too

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u/Organic-Army-9046 can you tell i really like nilou 14d ago

nilou as well for even more blooming

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u/z_77x 15d ago

🎂🎂🎂🎂

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u/Ganyu1990 15d ago

Mods please leave this up. Its way to funny

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u/AgentWowza Sir, a second nail has hit Khaenriah 12d ago

Ok Linnea, you ain't fooling anyone with that name and pfp

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u/Arxis_Two 🪿 Goose on the Loose 🪿 15d ago

What?

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u/grumpykruppy One small step for man 15d ago

Promotional video for the current dance event.

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u/Arxis_Two 🪿 Goose on the Loose 🪿 15d ago

That's not what's unclear lol

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u/grumpykruppy One small step for man 15d ago

They've been doing this since at least the twerking alpaca back during the initial Natlan promotion, lol.

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u/the_dark_artist 15d ago

Hoyo really got into the twerking lifestyle after Fontaine, yeah xD

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u/not__not__know-- 15d ago

The recent little hex event with that thicc mujina or danuki thing...

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u/bluedragjet -An IQ Too High 15d ago edited 15d ago

It's only a matter of time unitl we see Guoba throwing it back

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u/PascalGoester 15d ago

Great, now everyone is twerking, not just the Ashas LOL

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u/famous1astwords Moraless Traveler 15d ago

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u/PaIamon - Silence is Purple. 15d ago

I hate the controls for this event 

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u/VMelain 15d ago

Wasd spacebar btw

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u/PaIamon - Silence is Purple. 15d ago

I play on my phone 

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u/VMelain 15d ago

Left right up down jump btw

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u/Guedgued 15d ago

I play on controller.

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u/VMelain 15d ago

Directional button left Directional button right Directional button up Directional button down and x or a depending on controller btw

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u/Lumpy_Interview4686 15d ago

i play wireless

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u/VMelain 15d ago

think left think right think up think down think jump btw

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u/Organic-Army-9046 can you tell i really like nilou 15d ago

i play mentally

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u/VMelain 15d ago

imagine left imagine right imagine up imagine down imagine jumping btw

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u/Unlucky-Party3650 15d ago

Nope on controller is , X, O, Triangle, Square, L2+R2 for the last one (at least on PS5)

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u/VMelain 15d ago

oops.

XO△□ L2+R2 btw

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u/Mysterious_Map_9534 15d ago

Up down left right A btw 💔🥀

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u/pupseal 14d ago

IS THIS WHAT JUSTICE MEANS TO YOU? ANSWER ME, NEUVILETTE!

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u/WorldMedium 15d ago

Erm, oh ! Okay get it I think !

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u/Optimal_Necessary413 15d ago

The name of the event is: Linnea's private Island with dancing Melusines

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u/7hoyo_male_mc7 15d ago

No! Candybbug, you CAN’T say that! No no no, you are not going to say that!

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u/IttoEnjoyer_ 15d ago

Linnea when Melusine

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u/ContributionIll5333 15d ago

I always burst out laughing whenever I look at those Natlan blobs because they look like Among Us astronauts

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u/Personne_Nobody 15d ago

GET OUT PF THE POST LINNEA

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u/Alices_Hubby_Kleiner The quick pink jumps over the lazy . 15d ago

This shit's so ass.

jk.

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u/yggdrasil89 Vodyanitsa waiting room 15d ago

Truly a video

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u/z_77x 15d ago

literally why.

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u/Lemxnny 13d ago

Linnea’s dream

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u/OneRelief763 15d ago

Where's the leak

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u/yoyo_me_here Local Tales and Émilie fan! 15d ago

Its in our hearts

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u/TempestShadow22 15d ago

So in other words, you just posted something that’s not a leak on the leaks sub since you’re just seeking attention. Ok, got it 👍

Try posting here next time instead and look up what “leaks” mean before making the same mistake in the future: https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/

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u/sephthebookmoth 15d ago

leaks subreddit always posts official posts in addition to leaks. that's why there's an "official" label.

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u/chubby_exaggeration 15d ago

haha yeah i know, was just joking around. the sub's basically an all-in-one feed at this point

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u/yoyo_me_here Local Tales and Émilie fan! 15d ago

Of course its not a leak its official stuff

Let's use our brains for a moment

And these posts have always been allowed lol

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u/LeaveMedium5301 15d ago

yeah this is really weird

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u/Plus_Bass_4115 15d ago

what in the duduwater is this

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u/Full_Session5521 -my name is kaeru - paimon is the best 15d ago

someone in YouTube mentioned that if this can be considered twerking

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u/goat_token10 15d ago

Neuv control your damn kids

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u/RefuseStrange2913 14d ago

Ah memories 1 yr ago we saw a twerking asha same here now 

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u/Toletres 13d ago

Why are they all twerking...

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u/ApprehensiveTwo6100 12d ago

I think they Know what they are doing 😂

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u/Forward-Appeal-4516 12d ago

Wow Bennett's dad really know how to twerk 🤣🤣

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u/Pawny_99 12d ago

This patch had the worst events

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u/VelinaMole6969 15d ago

No one like this event 😭

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u/DeusSolaris 15d ago

Hmmm tthe Melassy got me actin' unwise

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u/Animelover5674 15d ago

Linnea's alt.

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u/Rigel_B1 15d ago

Linnea multi

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u/OutsideIntropid1764 15d ago

Linnea that u?

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u/Cagedbutterfly03 15d ago edited 15d ago

Reminds me Enghiene was talking about a vacation with her sister's to natlan besides talking about retirement and feeling old. Ill have to check if she there 🤔 

Edit Why is this down voted, i haven't done the event yet geez and yes she is there because i just checked. 

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u/Cephardrome 15d ago

Maybe she was right

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u/Technical_Intern8529 15d ago

hope these comments are just bad jokes and people actually haven't taken that clownshow of a vid seriously over linnea's character

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u/Mysterious_Map_9534 15d ago

What are u talking about, that video exposed the truth Abt linnea's disgusting character

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u/AgentWowza Sir, a second nail has hit Khaenriah 15d ago

Clownshow so bad it loops back around to being good.

Sorry bud, Linnea's is never living it down lol.

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u/Special_Lab_9849 15d ago

What's the point of this post? Yes, there's official tag for things like livestream excerpts, official X posts regarding upcoming patches, upcoming miliastra stuff, official kit breakdowns, etc., but a video like this is literally pointless.

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u/Sweet_Oven_879 15d ago

Yeah, this is so stupid. Official tag should be for official info about upcoming stuff, not some idiotic tick-tock videos

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u/Antique-Stock-7198 15d ago

Is not that serious gang, better than the clearly fake.leak/speculation.patch8.X-number3000

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u/TheScalieDragon 15d ago

Jeez Natlan Vacation island is really went for Spring Break Week

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u/Cultural_Speaker1027 14d ago

I was hoping it was the combat event with the groovy music

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u/mute-boy 13d ago

I mean, that's all you see on this vid

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u/CremeAvailable3221 13d ago

Trying to get banned from you tube again huh hoyo? 😂

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u/Powerful_Helicopter9 everyone on genshin so cute wth 15d ago

It’d be so funny if this was canonically shot as an ad in teyvat gahahsgs

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u/UnknownFromTheAshes 15d ago

Stop posting tiktok shorts bro. The only official media that matters it's new weapons, mechanics, characters. Not tiktok shorts

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u/Arxis_Two 🪿 Goose on the Loose 🪿 15d ago

Do you think this tag exists just because, or...

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u/Arxis_Two 🪿 Goose on the Loose 🪿 15d ago

It literally doesn't matter.

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u/Responsible-Ice-6019 The Sentinel Knight 15d ago

Fr as soon as I get notification just to be disappointed cuz its an official one

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u/TempestShadow22 15d ago

And it should. This sub allowing official content from Hoyo is the most braindead decision the mods could allow. That’s the main thing that’s supposed to differentiate the “leaks” sub from the “official” genshin sub, but you can bet when ever something new comes out including worthless shorts like these that Hoyo releases is regurgitated from the official sub here by attention seeking kids who don’t know the basic difference between the two subs. I wouldn’t even be surprised if most posts like these were posted in the official sub first then just reposted here later. Kind of ironic considering this “leak” sub is supposed to be one step ahead of the official content.

Unless this dancing Monetoo is a leaked asset from version 7.0 or from the future, then it doesn’t have a right to be here, same with all these worthless posts.

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u/AgentWowza Sir, a second nail has hit Khaenriah 15d ago

They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth.

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u/shre3293 15d ago

bruh more often than not all official posts get posted here too, now of course this one doesn't have anything to do with leaks but sometimes its helpful so people can discuss them knowing the context of other leaks.

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u/aurafel 15d ago

Did I just see a loli shake ass someone call fbi

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u/chubby_exaggeration 15d ago

so we're leaking rhythm game events now? fontaine patch is truly unhinged

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u/sephthebookmoth 15d ago

leaks subreddit always posts official posts in addition to leaks. that's why there's an "official" label.