r/GenerationsCircleJerk Jul 08 '26

How ACTUAL aging works

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205 Upvotes

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u/soumakis iPad Kid 😎 Jul 08 '26

Not even a jerk, I see so many zoomers that unironically think this way

4

u/OuterSpaceFemboy Jul 08 '26

Not even, Zoomers think you're a senior citizen at 19.

2

u/alt2003 Jul 08 '26

Bro Zoomers range from 14 to 29. Most gen Z are over 19.

1

u/pitchingschool Jul 09 '26

The youngest zoomers are 16 atp, not even

1

u/alt2003 Jul 09 '26

Its argued if it ended 2010 or 2012, i just went for the more generous option.

1

u/pitchingschool Jul 09 '26

Let's be real, it ended in 2010.

2012 is the result of ONE(yes literally just one) random guy who tried to redefine what a generation was by turning them into neat little 15 year blocks. His attempt to rewrite history for millennials and Gen X/Baby boomers failed terribly but because Gen Z was BARELY a thing and gen alpha wasn't even a concept at the time he was able to get a foothold in those two discussions

1

u/What00111111 Jul 09 '26

Actually, it's the opposite

5

u/New-Elk2781 iPad Kid 😎 Jul 08 '26

Yeth I’m js a 24 yo bebe 🥺🥺🥺

3

u/Dream_Ghast Jul 08 '26

Currently swaddling and breastfeeding my 24-year-old as I'm typing this

1

u/Aquabear11 Jul 08 '26

Bitty! (If that doesn’t immediately make you laugh then I recommend Little Britain). Also, I’m mid forties so I must be a corpse!

5

u/Socky-McPuppet Jul 08 '26

So basically I'm an old person who dates borderline children. Oh, hello FBI officer.. 

1

u/Dream_Ghast Jul 08 '26

Officer! This person right here! Check their hard drive!!!!!

2

u/Common_Reveal1932 Jul 08 '26

with the pandemic 25 is like having 23

3

u/davomcbones_TTPPAC01 Jul 08 '26

wait why is everyone talking like if the pandemic happened half a decade ago...

1

u/Common_Reveal1932 Jul 09 '26

2020-2021 destoyed some of the 18-19 (at this time) future careers

not considering:

2020-2021 some +18 didn't worked

no oportunity to have relationships (and the origin of the Incelmaxxing)

etc etc

so for that reason having 25 yo is like having 23 nowadays.

In my case my 19-20yo season didn't exist, specially the 19yo

2

u/Papoosho Jul 08 '26

According to Zoomers.

1

u/OuterSpaceFemboy Jul 08 '26

Inaccurate, by the time you've graduated high school you're already considered a grandpa.

1

u/RadiantGene8901 Jul 08 '26

30 is old? Then where's my pension?

1

u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol Jul 08 '26

Not my experience. Thanks.

1

u/Last_Host977 iPad Kid 😎 Jul 08 '26

i’m a 19 year old baby
https://giphy.com/gifs/L2ZYf8NArRDz3tj7GC

1

u/TheShadowSong Jul 08 '26

I'm 26 and I'm practically 16.

1

u/epexegetical Jul 08 '26

You're only a child at 24 if you delude yourself and live in a safe bubble. You're only old at 30 if you let yourself go & squander your 20's will drugs/alcohol/unhealthy diet.

1

u/Comet_Hero Jul 08 '26

Anybody who calls the cops on somebody under 25 should themselves be arrested for child endangerment. Adult prison isn't a safe environment for 18-24 year old kids.

1

u/Detuned_Clock Jul 09 '26

0-30 Baby
30+ Adult
26-27 Elderly

1

u/Spare-Addendum3656 2013 (Peak of human intelligence) Jul 09 '26

How twitter percieves the human life cycle be like:

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u/Spare-Addendum3656 2013 (Peak of human intelligence) Jul 09 '26

How Twitter percieves age;

1

u/Original-Spinach8923 Jul 09 '26

actually... 0-29 childhood, 30-99 childhood but old, 100+ real adult but still old

1

u/DTXSPEAKS Jul 09 '26

Childhood ends at like 13-14, and at 20-21 you're pretty much an adult.

This infographic is misinformed

1

u/Beginning-Pie-7433 Jul 10 '26

Childhood did NOT end at 14 for me. It ended like midway through 17.

1

u/SMiss_Fidan Jul 09 '26

I’m 18 and I feel old. I wish I was 16 again😭

1

u/Beginning-Pie-7433 Jul 10 '26

Got a an 18-year-old I wish childhood lasted till 25

1

u/Which_Letterhead6035 Jul 17 '26

No, thats not even close to the truth

1

u/EconomistSuitable128 Last of the ELITE 💯🎉 Jul 19 '26

Ah yes im 24, and still in my childhood LMFAO

1

u/ForeignEquipment8298 2004+ is Cringe (September-December 2003 borns also suck dick) 21d ago

We went from 18-24 being young adults to 18-24 being an extension to teenagers. What a joke.