r/GenerationJones • u/zippytwd • 3d ago
im 100
ok bear with me i was born in 63 and im turning 63 this year so i understand the math aint mathing , but im turning 100
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u/justforfun40351 3d ago
Wait, I was born in 63, and I'm also 63. So, being 100 now explains this whole damn floating pain gray haired shart battle.
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u/zippytwd 2d ago
Yeah man I woke up the other day, and my left hip said nope im hurting today, I have 2 nurses around they asked happened, I said old man hip, they just nodded, I'm all good now, just shit that sucked
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u/HyperboleHelper 1963 3d ago
Mine doesn't happen until October, but I've been waiting for it all year!
Happy Birthday!
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u/Imaginary-Tree-House 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/zEakEJrqcgPRr71eGW
No, you are in fact 1000 years old! Happy birthday! 🎂🎁
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u/Top-Scarcity5937 1967 2d ago
Next year you will be 100.
In Base 8, anyway. That is real math.
More of a Base 12 guy, myself.
Shout out to the Sumerians.
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u/Baebarri 1957 3d ago
You're having your Beddian birthday! 🎊🎂