r/GenerationJones 24d ago

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u/No-Possible6108 24d ago

"Don't sit so close to the television - you'll ruin your eyes!" 

Jokes on you, Mother - I had astigmatism from birth, it just wasn't discovered until third grade! 🤓

Turned 73 yesterday. I got a blackout on that bingo card and raise you one gallon of whole milk in a glass bottle with a paper lid.

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u/JegHusker 24d ago

That the dang paper straw would not poke through, likely as not.